this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|1 week 53 min ago||Your...||
|1 week 6 days ago||I totally...||
...played soccer at Loras! You should mos def check-out Paul's--it just might be the greatest dive bar I've ever been to (12,000-ish times).
|2 weeks 6 days ago||In descending order...||
50% Penn State's fanbase
40% Ohio State
4% changes annually
|3 weeks 6 days ago||F*ckin'...|
|5 weeks 6 days ago||1957||
The last time something like this happened, the commish threw out the voting results & didn't let fans vote again for 13 years.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||In the NHL...||
...you can win less than half your games & make the playoffs. It's not exactly a major accomplishment.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||I'm sad...||
...that I can only upvote this once.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||Totally partial...||
...to coked-out Pam.
|6 weeks 6 days ago||JVG||
The fact that Jeff Van Gundy didn't win means the entire bracket is completely worthless.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||BtVS!||
|11 weeks 1 hour ago||I wear...||
|11 weeks 5 days ago||They might as well fix...||
...his eminently punchable face while he's there.
|13 weeks 4 days ago||"As an Angels fan..."||
"...I'm tired of seeing a team comprised of dudes that look like me consistently out-perform a team that spends twice as much on payroll for half the results."
|14 weeks 5 days ago||This...|
|16 weeks 2 hours ago||Michael...||
...Jeffrey Jordan is the only acceptable answer to this question.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||The A's and Mets...||
...are the only two teams completely shut out. The fact that the A's aren't even the most popular team in Alameda County makes me sad.
~ A's fan
|18 weeks 22 hours ago||Laaaaaaaaaaame.||
Also, get off my lawn.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Dear RossMBA2014,||
I'm sorry I was on your lawn.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Dear Saul Goodman,||
I'm sorry I was on your lawn, too.
|19 weeks 5 days ago||281-330-8004||
You can call him & everything! Also, I'm alternately proud & ashamed that I can recite that number from memory...
|19 weeks 6 days ago||1) detective||
2) The '84 Monte Carlo (that I'd had since 2001) died last summer. Worst-ish day I've had in a long time. Now, '15 Wrangler.
|20 weeks 6 days ago||You're obviously too young...||
but right now it's hard to feel positive about much of anything related to Michigan athletics.
...to remember the Brian Ellerbe & Tommy Amaker years, aren't you? Lucky.
|21 weeks 1 hour ago||Chris Sabo...||
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Man, I legit feel bad...||
...for Browns fans. Art Modell peaces-out after 1995, and in ensuing 20 years the Ravens win two Super Bowls in addition to easily being one of the five-ish most successful franchises in the NFL. Meanwhile, the New Browns have spent the past 15+ years as the least successful franchise in not only the NFL, but maybe all of sports...
10 Win Seasons - 1 (didn't make playoffs)
...and the other 11 years have been 5-11 or worse. Just an awful, awful franchise with (at the present time) little hope for the future.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Sharp is clearly threatened...||
...by the return of Dave Martinez to Chicago, and is laying down a heroic defense to his ass-getting crown.
|21 weeks 3 days ago||You wanna talk about stolen MVP's?||
"Don't get me started on that MVP Rose stole from James, either."
LeBron's gotta get in line--they're still looking for the five that were stolen from MJ...
|21 weeks 4 days ago||The shoes...||
...are as good as the shorts are bad. Call it a wash.
|22 weeks 1 day ago||This...||
...is sarcasm, right? If not, I'd love to live someplace where owning a $2 million home puts you in the "middle class."
|22 weeks 4 days ago||You'd think...||
...the Broncos & Seahawks would be the first pair of franchises to announce a joint stadium.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your servers.
|23 weeks 5 days ago||Honest question.||
When you were a kid, and older kids made fun of you (because it happened to all of us), did you go home & tell your parents? Bust their balls back? Punch the kid square in the face? Would your life today be any different based on which route you took?