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|5 days 2 hours ago||Laaaaaaaaaaame.||
Also, get off my lawn.
|1 week 3 days ago||Dear RossMBA2014,||
I'm sorry I was on your lawn.
|1 week 3 days ago||Dear Saul Goodman,||
I'm sorry I was on your lawn, too.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||281-330-8004||
You can call him & everything! Also, I'm alternately proud & ashamed that I can recite that number from memory...
|2 weeks 3 days ago||1) detective||
2) The '84 Monte Carlo (that I'd had since 2001) died last summer. Worst-ish day I've had in a long time. Now, '15 Wrangler.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||You're obviously too young...||
but right now it's hard to feel positive about much of anything related to Michigan athletics.
...to remember the Brian Ellerbe & Tommy Amaker years, aren't you? Lucky.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Chris Sabo...||
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Man, I legit feel bad...||
...for Browns fans. Art Modell peaces-out after 1995, and in ensuing 20 years the Ravens win two Super Bowls in addition to easily being one of the five-ish most successful franchises in the NFL. Meanwhile, the New Browns have spent the past 15+ years as the least successful franchise in not only the NFL, but maybe all of sports...
10 Win Seasons - 1 (didn't make playoffs)
...and the other 11 years have been 5-11 or worse. Just an awful, awful franchise with (at the present time) little hope for the future.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Sharp is clearly threatened...||
...by the return of Dave Martinez to Chicago, and is laying down a heroic defense to his ass-getting crown.
|4 weeks 3 hours ago||You wanna talk about stolen MVP's?||
"Don't get me started on that MVP Rose stole from James, either."
LeBron's gotta get in line--they're still looking for the five that were stolen from MJ...
|4 weeks 2 days ago||The shoes...||
...are as good as the shorts are bad. Call it a wash.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||This...||
...is sarcasm, right? If not, I'd love to live someplace where owning a $2 million home puts you in the "middle class."
|5 weeks 1 day ago||You'd think...||
...the Broncos & Seahawks would be the first pair of franchises to announce a joint stadium.
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your servers.
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Honest question.||
When you were a kid, and older kids made fun of you (because it happened to all of us), did you go home & tell your parents? Bust their balls back? Punch the kid square in the face? Would your life today be any different based on which route you took?
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Nailed...||
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Damn, dude.||
Some people are just born into crappy situations and do the best with what they have, with what they know. Others have everything and piss their opportunities away. One can learn from both.
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Get yourself...||...some Air Force 1s. Simple, classic, always in style.|
|8 weeks 6 days ago||Beilein...||
|8 weeks 6 days ago||I always knew...||
...I picked you in Mario Kart 64 for a reason, Toad. Fuck off, Jay Bilas.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||If MJ doesn't randomly retire...||
...for a year-and-a-half in the mid-1990s, Hakeem doesn't have any rings. Do people then blast the Rockets for taking Hakeem over Jordan?
|9 weeks 4 days ago||I'd ask him...||
...how he was able to obtain NCAA eligibility for 1996 MJ. I'd also prolly ask him about the whole time travel thing, too.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||Not with...||
...that moron Mike McCarthy continuously submarining your seasons, you won't.
|15 weeks 6 days ago||Charlotte||
Didn't they lose to a 14-ish win Charlotte team last year? Weird shit happens during a 30+ game season.
|19 weeks 2 days ago||Because...||
...he has toughness. And is a nice guy. And stuff.
|20 weeks 5 days ago||No.||
|21 weeks 4 days ago||For the exact same reasons...||
...that the football team isn't recruiting at a Bottom 5 level.
|21 weeks 6 days ago||1-0||
"Hey, Mike, you're never gonna get the chance to beat me in Ann Arbor. Suck it."
|21 weeks 6 days ago||1-0||
Brady Hoke's undefeated all-time against Sparty in Ann Arbor, yo.
|22 weeks 3 days ago||As an A's fan...||
...who watches roughly half their games via MLB.TV, I predict that I won't watch a single inning of the World Series. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
|25 weeks 2 days ago||Bud Selig...||
...is more incompetent than these two put together on their worst days.