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Got 1 ticket. 416 Loge, row…

Got 1 ticket. 416 Loge, row 2. Who needs one?

My son, who is a sophomore at Iowa, was supposed to get rid of it. His parents, that's me and the missus, are mid 80s Wolverines. You'd be joining 4 Wolverines and a current Hawkeye. 

My overpayment is your good fortune. Make me an offer! I can transfer via Ticketmaster.

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Go Blue

Right near you in Loge 416

Right near you in Loge 416

Mother do you think they'll…

Mother do you think they'll try to take footballs?

When I'm slinging barbecue…

When I'm slinging barbecue and cracking wise to the customers and I make a particularly smart aleck comment resulting in a look of shock that I just said what I said, I may then follow up with:

A smart ass is better than a dumb ass!

 

When the Q is so good and the line is so long, you can say about anything you want, they just want that brisket! And they always return for some good-humored badgering!

 

When I'm slinging barbecue…

When I'm slinging barbecue and cracking wise to the customers and I make a particularly smart aleck comment resulting in a look of shock that I just said what I said, I may then follow up with:

A smart ass is better than a dumb ass!

 

When the Q is so good and the line is so long, you can say about anything you want, they just want that brisket! And they always return for some good humor badgering!

 

The final four victory over…

The final four victory over Illinois in 1989 satisfied my hunger and dessert two days later made me unbuckle my pants and sprint down South U to Charlies

https://youtu.be/w5Rkm_dqm7A…

https://youtu.be/w5Rkm_dqm7A

When I get to heaven I'm gonna shake God's hand, Thank him for more blessings than one man can stand, Then I'm gonna get a guitar and start a rock-n-roll band, check into a swell hotel; ain't the afterlife grand?

And then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl
'Cause this old man is goin' to town

Thanks. Congratulations on…

Thanks. Congratulations on receiving so many tests. I had the classic symptoms but was refused a test because I was not an essential person. An essential person was somebody who knew they came in direct contact with an infected individual, a healthcare worker, or somebody with underlying conditions that made them prone to getting the disease. they apologized and said unfortunately you do not fit those categories so stay at home. Yet you get three tests? Good for you, bad for me and those around me.

You may be right and if you…

You may be right and if you are then that's when the second wave will begin and in the 1918 flu pandemic it was the second wave that was the worst wave.

Brian finds work during down…

Brian finds work during down time

 

https://youtu.be/flpBil-Yi9c

Confucius say:

 

Man who…

Confucius say:

 

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

No metaphors to see here,…

No metaphors to see here, please disperse

Regarding the Stretch…

Regarding the Stretch Armstrong comparison

If you stretch him enough he…

If you stretch him enough he gets skinny, at least that was my experience back in 1975.

He may get Das Boot!

He may get Das Boot!

Any relation to Meyer Lansky?

Any relation to Meyer Lansky?

Bronchitis? Ain't nobody got…

Bronchitis? Ain't nobody got time for that!

I expect our defense will go…

I expect our defense will go bonkers against the Ohio State offense and totally discombobulate Fields' cookies.

 

 

I expect a lot out of the ordinary.

 

My inlaws own several hecters over by Ordinary and are divvying up lots

 

 

Short yardage is one or two…

Short yardage is one or two yards. Ben Mason was in the game when we needed 7 to 10 yards. Nobody was calling for Ben Mason on first and second downs with 8 yds to go.

Once we slow down Taylor and…

Once we slow down Taylor and they are forced to pass, Coan is going to get crushed, picked and sixed, not necessarily in that order.

 

 

Madison will be left drinking Wisci Sours all night.

The only possible thing I…

The only possible thing I think could be going on is they believe Wisconsin to be one of, if not the toughest games of the year and are holding back absolutely everything so Wiscy doesn't get a snapshot of what we like to do.

Either that or we are just a mediocre/decent team without any hope of a big 10 East title - let alone an outright Big ten title.

Wiscy game will tell the tale.

M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H

The Hitcher - 

Haunting

The Hitcher - 

Haunting

currently in London with my…

currently in London with my family. While we did not attend the game (picked up the commemorative hat however), many people in our hotel were attending and were out of their minds because the first inning lasted an hour and 20 minutes and the whole game was over 6 hours... During the hottest day of the year!

Shit tons of Boston and Yankees gear walking around London Saturday and Sunday. Kind of fun!

 

Ich verstehe sich.

Ich verstehe sich.

Admiral Yamamoto

Admiral Yamamoto

Theme song from Summer of '42

Theme song from Summer of '42

Cat's in the Cradle

 

Cat's in the Cradle

 

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast

What? The church is on fire?…

What? The church is on fire? Holy smokes!

Between 1974 and 1980. You…

Between 1974 and 1980. You could say or do anything as long as it was for a laugh. Dress up as a serial killer or Hitler for Halloween no problem.

Simply couldn't make a movie like Blazing Saddles today

The Coppercraft Applejack…

The Coppercraft Applejack mixed with hot tea makes a wonderful hot toddy!

Anything like NAFUSA?

Anything like NAFUSA?

National Association of Former U.S. Attorneys

 

Rather -  triple double, no…

Rather -  triple double, no turnovers, but as a point guard. That should pare down the list above.

Jordan Poole. If you give…

Jordan Poole. If you give him anything he will exploit it, and once he gets going the team feasts. Dude is aptly named and if the elder Jordan's competitive, "fuck you, I will not lose on either end," bug kicks in full gear with the younger, well, then, watch out! 

Aside from X of course.

You forgot the best of them…

You forgot the best of them all... exile on main Street

While driving down to…

While driving down to Chicago today I was listening to wxrt and the DJ played his original vinyl copy of Led Zeppelin 1. The weather and the roads sucked, but the music was the toppest of notch!

My guess is because Illinois…

My guess is because Illinois played a smaller squad that was moving very quickly and Brandon Johns is just not schooled enough to know where to be at that pace. 

 

And to keep him chomping at the bit. We didn't need him for Illinois, but unleash him against a squad where we do need him and he just may be a difference-maker.

 

But what do I know, I'm just a goofball!

 

 

Good times

Good times

Need to hire us some Alabama…

Need to hire us some Alabama players, mmhm. (Sharpening mower blade)

I completely agree.

 

We…

I completely agree.

 

We need a raid on Entebbe-type offense!

I'm sure you know why yhe…

I'm sure you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated?

 

Too Mennonite

Hoops school!

Hoops school!

Slacks on, slacks off. -Mr…

Slacks on, slacks off. -Mr. Miyagi Sandusky

"Man who catch fly with…

"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

I heard it was a nooner.

 

I heard it was a nooner.

 

Recently got a T-shirt…

Recently got a T-shirt reading the same thing!

Blah, blah, Go Blue!

Blah, blah, Go Blue!

The lack of foresight by…

The lack of foresight by high level administrators throughout our country is really quite startling. 

 

Yeah, duh, do you think there might be a backlash?

 

Makes you think these people just refer to a Magic 8-Ball to make their decisions.

 

(The child's toy, not the fine Columbian White.)

What a PSYCHE-ological twist…

What a PSYCHE-ological twist of the knife.

 

Hey DJ, we got your back. (With a dagger!)

 

Pepperidge Farns remembers

Pepperidge Farns remembers