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A haiku about what I have been doing

I have been waiting

for your decision about

my great resume!

A haiku about MGoIdiots like MaizeForLife

I hate MaizeForLife

as well as many other

MGoIdiots.

Another haiku about Monday

Another bad thing

happened.  I have lost my job.

Unemployment time.

A haiku about Monday

I am not having

a very good Monday. I

learned that my mom died.

A haiku about your first sentence "heres the deal"

When there is trouble

brewing, compromises must

be made.  Make the deal.

@ Topic Creator

I am sorry thing have gotten off-track a little bit.  I am very interested in the job opportunity.  I attempted to email you my resume, which I believe to be quite strong.  However, the email was bounced back to me by the email DEMON.  Did I type it in correctly?  I used [email protected].  Looking forward to working with you soon!

It appears I was correct

Brian still hasn't posted.  I suggest a new website.

I agree with myself on that one

I think it was a good saying

MGOBLOG haiku

This whole web site

is a trap game to me. It

brings only anger. 

Brian

I don't know about you guys, but to me it seems like we haven't seen a new Brian post in a while.  Has he deserted us?  I've been predicting this for a while.

Michigan

Go blue!

You

are

a

rapist

A haiku about MGoIdiots like Maizeforlife

You are very wrong.

my haikus are quite great!  All

of you are jealous!

A haiku about video games

They are fun. They work.

They play.  They run.  They don't  bite.

They electrify.

You guys keep negging me :(

I just wanted to make some new friends on mgoblog.  Everybody hates me :'(

A haiku about Turns

Turns out I was right.

Brian had low hopes for him

in HTTV.

A haiku about Ford Field

Ford Field is a dome

named after the great Henry

Ford.  Games are played there.

A haiku about gambling

You are attempting

to gamble.  That's frowned upon

in the USA.

No.

You shouldn't have posted that question if you already knew the answer to it.

No

You will not have to.  I assure you this is true.

A haiku about Tim Tebow

First Tebow wins the

heisman! Next the jersey sales!

Will it ever cease?!?

I wish him luck on his new team.

He was great for the Wings and will be missed.  I hope he remembered his passport to Canada!

A haiku about my high school athletics

In high school I played

against DaShonte Riley.

He was very big!

A haiku about DeShawn Sims

DeShawn Sims is the

epitome of greatness.

I hope he makes it!

A haiku about shock

Pikachu is right

there stuck to the wall. I hope

it does not shock you!

A haiku about counting troubles

It is difficult

to count sometimes.  I wish you

luck with your problem.

An apologetic haiku

I did not mean to

insult Coach Carr.  I love him,

but he is quite sick.

SEC Fantasy Football Team

If you were doing an SEC Fantasy football team, I (we) can only hope Matthew Stafford is (will be) a solid choice.

 

Go Blue!

A haiku about Twilight

I have not seen it.

I wonder...how good is it?

I can only dream.

A haiku about Lloyd Carr

Lloyd can't coach again.

He has Parkinson's disease.

Bad idea man.

A haiku about Yost and Dave Brandon

Dave Brandon is quite

promising. I sure hope Yost

gets instant replay!

A haiku about the Lions

The lions are not

very good at scoring points.

He may get hurt too.

A haiku about hope

Or you can also

hope the security guards

do not check for those.

A haiku about finding bargains for tickets

Students often want

to sell their tickets at a

discount.  Look for them!

A haiku about the mafia

It appears from your

post that Doc Rivers works for

the mafia. Yikes!

A haiku about recruits I hope we get

I sure hope we get

Cody Zeller and Marshall

Plumlee and Amir.

A haiku about sadness

That is the saddest

haiku I have ever read

You should leave college.

A hiaku about sometimes

Sometimes being mean

is all right but I think you

are correct in your point.

A haiku about Michigan Stadium,

The stadium is

almost complete.  I can't wait

to sit in the stands!

A haiku about recruits

The recruits are gone.

We all lost our chance at a

full recruiting class

Don't worry

He will prove the doubter wrong again this year, going 32/35 on field goals (4/5 from 50+) and 13/13 on extra points (miss one but the defense will be offsides).

A haiku about Tate Forcier

Tate Forcier is

kind of arrogant but he

is good at football.

A haiku about Joel Zumaya

Joel Zumaya threw

a pitch.  But he got injured

after the release.

A haiku for victors2000

I may have lost points

but at least my haikus don't

cheat with their grammar.

This makes

our depth

 

 

 

 

 

different

 

at quarterback.

but I am not worried for the future.

I had

low

hopes for him.

you rascal!

Why would you fake sick to work?  This will do nothing to help our stuggling economy and everybody on this site is hurt by your selfishness

 

 

(No subject)

A World Cup Haiku

Germany will make

a run at the World Cup if

they keep playing well.

Derrick Character of the LA Lakers

I think Derrick would make a fine soccer player.  Not only does he have a great banana corner kick and an ability to read defenses, but he also has a Reach of 9 feet high if he was a goalie.  He still has that reach if he isn't a goalie as well.

 

 

Word is, he is also quite a character!