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|1 week 3 days ago||Our kicking game is unsettling.||
Our kicking game is unsettling.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Better hit the books kid! Go blue||
Better hit the books kid! Go blue
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Couldn't agree more. Mgoblog||
Couldn't agree more. Mgoblog is an idyllic bastion of critical analysis, self reflection and respectful debate. Unless, of course, you went to osu. In which case shut your face. Let the grown ups do the talking you little shit brains. What you have to say doesn't matter.
|6 weeks 15 hours ago||He's unlistenable (should be||
He's unlistenable (should be a real word). He repeats himself over and over again and talks incessantly about his "clones" which I assume are his fans. Only thing worse than listening to Rome is listening to his callers.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||They're round on the ends and||
They're round on the ends and high in the middle
|9 weeks 3 days ago||Goonies 2||
|9 weeks 5 days ago||Stupid Vegas don't jinx us||
Stupid Vegas don't jinx us
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Great late movement.||
Great late movement on his pitches.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||He got 99 problems, gettin'||
He got 99 problems, gettin' rich aint one.
|14 weeks 23 hours ago||I was driving to San Miguel||
I was driving to San Miguel de Allende Mexico with my two sisters in a tiny Renault that we rented at the airport. We were traveling about 60 miles an hour on a very narrow two lane road with no shoulder...just a 3 foot drop off into empty fields. All of a sudden the front latch on the hood broke lose and the hood of the car flew open and smashed thru the windshield. Needless to say, driving with the hood open eliminates all visibility. All three of us immediately started screaming as I swerved around and got the car under control. it was like the scene in National Lampoon's Vacation when Clark Griswald wakes up after falling asleep behind the wheel.
We drank lots of Tequila when we got to our hotel.
|15 weeks 1 day ago||they don't count. they're||
they don't count. they're pale and squishy.
|17 weeks 5 days ago||I don't read the play book.||
I don't read the play book. Play book reads me.
|17 weeks 6 days ago||You know what I hate?||
You know what I hate? ISIS.
|18 weeks 10 hours ago||I've never had the misfortune||
I've never had the misfortune of testing this sage piece of advice from my uncle Curtis but he once told me if a deer jumps right out in front of you while driving on the expressway that you should speed up.
|19 weeks 21 hours ago||Of course his bathroom||
Of course his bathroom features a bidet. Must've required frequent refreshening of the nether regions from all his bullshit.
|24 weeks 4 days ago||I decided to jam less food in||
I decided to jam less food in my mouth. It actually worked. Go figure.
|24 weeks 5 days ago||Freshman year Calculus 115 with non English speaking TA||
I went to school in late 80's and I'm sure they had some sort of standard but the english proficiency of my science / math TAs was abysmal Not sure passing the TOEFL exam was even a requirement back then because Mr. Kim, Calculus 115 TA, could not speak a lick of english. He could say "hello" and that was it. We had to write our questions down and submit to him on paper. He would then take them home, translate them and provide answers the next day in class.
My struggles also could've been due to my first semester way from home and a fake ID that worked at the liquor store at the corner of Sate and Williams.
|32 weeks 1 day ago||I wish there was an easier||
I wish there was an easier way to remove and store the hard top off my Jeep Wrangler. Don't drive one anymore but man that was a pain.
|35 weeks 9 hours ago||Jefferson's big brother's silver bitchin' Camaro||
Jefferson's big brother's silver bitchin' Camaro with the t-top (of course before Spicoli crashed it...dick).
|35 weeks 13 hours ago||well sufferin'||
well sufferin' succotash!
|36 weeks 15 hours ago||My grandpa had a 1967 Jaguar||
My grandpa had a 1967 Jaguar XKE 2+2. He ordered it from the local dealer and he traveled to Europe to watch it get built. Wish I had it in my garage.
|37 weeks 4 days ago||who you callin' middle aged ya little whipper||
who you callin' middle aged ya little whipper snapper?
|38 weeks 4 days ago||Florida d line lining up offsides every play||
Florida d line lining up offsides every play
|38 weeks 4 days ago||Weird looking formation. Looked like a QB sneak set up.||
Weird looking formation. Looked like a QB sneak set up.
|43 weeks 2 days ago||Wonder why Durkin didn't copy||
Wonder why Durkin didn't copy the scheme that MSU used against OSU. Stack the box and take away the run. Leave your corners on an island and make the QB beat us with his arm. (Over simplification of course)
|1 year 3 weeks ago||24-23 Whole milk||
24-23 Whole milk
|1 year 4 weeks ago||When the creek don't rise.||
When the creek don't rise.
|1 year 5 weeks ago||The media reporting on the||
The media reporting on the media. Season can't start soon enough.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||yep, initially it seemed like||
yep, initially it seemed like a very serious injury.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||I like it better when Vince||
I like it better when Vince Vaugn play funny