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I give.

The answer, gentlemen, is neither!  I am the product of a community college and its university center.  Imagine, even MSU alumni can look their noses down at me!  I have always been a spineless fence rider, as I grew up liking U of M and MSU (though I do lean MSU when they meet).  I like reading MGoBlog, and I desperately wanted to feel like a well-endowed Michigan Man if only for a fleeting time.  Sadly, my need to overcompensate and write novellas betrayed my room temperature IQ and my tiny genitals.  I should have known better than to try to fit in with my betters so I cry your pardon.  Now that I’ve been found out I will yield and show myself out.  

Hear, hear.

That's why some of their buildings are bigger than necessary!

MSU

MSU is awful.  Did you know that no student who has been accepted by the University of Michigan has ever gone to Michigan State?  It's hasn't happened and it never will.  U of M has better rankings than MSU in everything.

All the buildings at MSU look the same, yet at the same time they lack a unifying archectural theme that would be present at a superior university.  I went into one building on the MSU campus and it was ridiculously tiny! Losers!  I went into a different building on the MSU campus and it was way too big!  For what are they compensating?

I was talking about how all MSU students are knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers at a cookout over the summer. This MSU grad student overheard me and said that his program (elementary ed) was ranked number one in the nation.  What a cocky turd!  Rankings don't really mean anything anyway (Are you listening Northwestern?).  He is probably just some loser who couldn't hack it in a legitimate field.

I really love Tom Waits and I met this dude at a party who was wearing a Tom Waits shirt.  I struck up a conversation with him, but as soon as it came out that he attended MSU I had to walk away.  There's no way he could be capable of appreciating Tom Waits on the level that I do.  MSU people are the worst.

I hate that MSU people care so much about us.  They talk about us and make fun of us at every opportunity.  Obsessed much?