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No, I'm saying that I want "that athletic girl" because that is my type. 

I've never been turned into a cartoon character before. This is awesome.

In school I always followed the equation of friend's house + big yard + beer = fun.

All conference defensive end in football. 2 time All-State & was named All-American in lacrosse my senior year of high school. Played a few years of D1 lax at Bucknell and transferred to Michigan to focus on school before realizing that I missed it and joining the MCLA team for my 5th year.

Now all I do is stare at computer screens and think about how much I miss being able to take out my aggression via body checks. 

No, I bought the beat from someone else. 

"...one of which is a fucking minivan." --> I LOL'ed

Yeah, I live with Devin Rossinsky (kid who looks like Drake) and the other two guys (Skyler Fulton and Lucas Brody aka Da'Quaan) live in our house but they're currently studying abroad. 

If I can get Denard to make a cameo in the music video then yes. 

Thank you sir. You are too kind. 

Don't worry, I already hate myself far more than any of you do. 

In that picture I can see the similarity, but I've been told my celebrity doppleganger is John Krasinski. 

When my assistant lacrosse coach in college decided to leave and take a position at UNC he called each of us personally and he had only been with the team for two years. I don't really remember the times he yelled at me or the times he made us run... I remember that he took the time to call me. I get that it's an awkward time of the year, but it doesn't take much to make a classy exit, regardless of how long you've been with a team.  

I paid for it but I bought the academic version so I can't upgrade without paying full price.  It was one of those "this seems like a good idea in the moment, but I will regret it down the line" kind of things... which could be said about every decision I make in life.  

I played with Will in high school and he was maybe 215. Modern day strength training/nutrition is insane. That is all. 

I wonder how many times he will change his name by the time he graduates.

Thanks man, I appreciate it.  Hopefully I'll be living somewhere else but I might come back and make some for the big games. 

I don't know him but I'd love to get him a cameo.  If anyone knows him tell him to send me an email:  patstansik@gmail.com

Email me your size and address, I'll put one in the mail ASAP.  

patstansik@gmail.com

Someone Photoshop it and I will send you a free shirt in the mail tomorrow.   

(Tie goes to the picture with the most energetic Hoke point)

Since it's the last one and I'll hopefully have a walking boot (increased mobility) I'll be moving around more but I tend to film mostly at the AEPi and SAE senior houses (Hill and Tappan).  That's probably where I'll be for the majority of the pregaming festivities.  

This next video is going to be the last one I ever make.  So if you want to challenge him, Saturday is your only chance.  

Plus, only three more days until I'm in the boot.  

...but I'm hoping to get a walking boot next week so I have more mobility/can interview a wider variety of people.  The next one will be up next Sunday night.  

I ran out yesterday but I should have a fresh batch for the Ohio State game.  They're $15 but I've been known to give a discount to people who wear them in the video/cute girls.  

Or if you want to email me your size and address I could ship you one: patstansik@gmail.com 

I'm still getting this every time I try:  

Walking boot in two weeks.  Unless I pull a Woolfolk.  

It was written and directed by Chris Farah and produced by his brother Mike Farah, the head producer at Funny or Die.  Definitely reccomend it.    

I know he had a role in the upcoming movie "AWOL" that was shot here in Ann Arbor (and directed by a recent UMich alum, Danny Mooney).  Excited to see what he does next.