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|2 days 11 hours ago||Talk about puck luck. Holy crap.||
Talk about puck luck. Holy crap.
|6 days 12 hours ago||Lol. Seriously. I love that||
Lol. Seriously. I love that movie. But I was still pretty sure I was going to die that day.
|6 days 12 hours ago||I worked at Wendy's in high||
I worked at Wendy's in high school (early 90s). Guy comes in, orders a burger, and proceeds to bring it back to the counter to complain about why it doesn't look like the picture on the board. Mind you, this is a couple months after the movie Falling Down came out. He then proceeds to "tip" me a dollar for the "crappy food" we serve and goes back to eat his burger. After his meal he comes up to the counter again and "tips" me five dollars for our supposed crappy food and then walks out. I spent the rest of my shift convinced he was going to come back and spray the entire restaurant with an AK-47.
|1 week 19 hours ago||Chris Sale is a bitch.||
Chris Sale is a bitch.
|1 week 1 day ago||Thanks. I'll spare you the gory details.||
Thanks. I'll spare you the gory details.
|1 week 1 day ago||Pedialyte. It's been a great week.||
Pedialyte. It's been a great week.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||So I have a subordinate at||
So I have a subordinate at work who routinely brings me back New Glarus beer whenever she goes home to visit. Needless to say, I give her stellar performance reviews. Their beer is incredible.
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||I love you.||
I love you.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Uh, where are you?!||
Uh, where are you?!
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Take a bottle and sit on it||
Take a bottle and sit on it for a year. Mellows out really nicely.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.||
It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.||
Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Oh, I'm with you. I was just||
Oh, I'm with you. I was just going for as few words as possible. For me, Founders shines above all others.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Founders. That is all.||
Founders. That is all.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||It's never on Howard, is it?||
It's never on Howard, is it? Fine. I'll concede that two goals were not his fault. I still don't think he has the stones or the stats to win a cup. At this point, I'd rather see what Mrazek can offer.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.||
3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Whenever you fully heal you||
Whenever you fully heal you need to find that dude and kick his ass.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||I blew my back out carrying a||
I blew my back out carrying a half barrel up a flight of stairs by myself my senior year. Serious nerve damage/muscle atrophy in my right calf. 17 years later and I still have chronic back issues. Good times.
|8 weeks 9 hours ago||Go to hell, LeBron.||
Go to hell, LeBron.
|8 weeks 11 hours ago||Pretty much. My liver hates me.||
Pretty much. My liver hates me.
|8 weeks 11 hours ago||I went yesterday. Had 2008||
I went yesterday. Had 2008 Bell's Cherry Stout, 2005 Expedition Stout, Dark Horse BBA Plead the Fifth, Founders KBS, and many others. Went to Founders today and scored some CBS. I have problems.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!||
I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!
|9 weeks 2 days ago||I do it every year. At least||
I do it every year. At least I'll drop probably 10 pounds by Easter.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||I'm drinking water, because I gave up booze for Lent. Stupid.||
I'm drinking water, because I gave up booze for Lent. Stupid.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||Where in God's name do you live?!||
Where in God's name do you live?!
|10 weeks 6 days ago||The Ravens Club is a new||
The Ravens Club is a new favorite of mine. The whiskey selection alone is a reason to go. I mean, their well whiskey is Eagle Rare.
|15 weeks 10 hours ago||Water and meloxicam. Yay tendinitis!||
Water and meloxicam. Yay tendinitis!
|16 weeks 4 days ago||Fuck Rosenberg. And yes, I||
Fuck Rosenberg. And yes, I logged in just so I could post that.
|17 weeks 2 days ago||Now? CoffeeLater? Founders||
|18 weeks 1 day ago||Acceptance email? Good God I||
Acceptance email? Good God I feel old.