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|23 hours 32 min ago||I love you.||
I love you.
|1 day 22 hours ago||Uh, where are you?!||
Uh, where are you?!
|1 day 23 hours ago||Take a bottle and sit on it||
Take a bottle and sit on it for a year. Mellows out really nicely.
|1 day 23 hours ago||It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.||
It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.
|1 day 23 hours ago||Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.||
Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.
|3 days 1 hour ago||Oh, I'm with you. I was just||
Oh, I'm with you. I was just going for as few words as possible. For me, Founders shines above all others.
|3 days 2 hours ago||Founders. That is all.||
Founders. That is all.
|4 days 23 hours ago||It's never on Howard, is it?||
It's never on Howard, is it? Fine. I'll concede that two goals were not his fault. I still don't think he has the stones or the stats to win a cup. At this point, I'd rather see what Mrazek can offer.
|5 days 3 min ago||3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.||
3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.
|1 week 4 days ago||Whenever you fully heal you||
Whenever you fully heal you need to find that dude and kick his ass.
|1 week 4 days ago||I blew my back out carrying a||
I blew my back out carrying a half barrel up a flight of stairs by myself my senior year. Serious nerve damage/muscle atrophy in my right calf. 17 years later and I still have chronic back issues. Good times.
|4 weeks 23 hours ago||Go to hell, LeBron.||
Go to hell, LeBron.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Pretty much. My liver hates me.||
Pretty much. My liver hates me.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||I went yesterday. Had 2008||
I went yesterday. Had 2008 Bell's Cherry Stout, 2005 Expedition Stout, Dark Horse BBA Plead the Fifth, Founders KBS, and many others. Went to Founders today and scored some CBS. I have problems.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!||
I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!
|5 weeks 2 days ago||I do it every year. At least||
I do it every year. At least I'll drop probably 10 pounds by Easter.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||I'm drinking water, because I gave up booze for Lent. Stupid.||
I'm drinking water, because I gave up booze for Lent. Stupid.
|6 weeks 1 hour ago||Where in God's name do you live?!||
Where in God's name do you live?!
|7 weeks 6 hours ago||The Ravens Club is a new||
The Ravens Club is a new favorite of mine. The whiskey selection alone is a reason to go. I mean, their well whiskey is Eagle Rare.
|11 weeks 23 hours ago||Water and meloxicam. Yay tendinitis!||
Water and meloxicam. Yay tendinitis!
|12 weeks 5 days ago||Fuck Rosenberg. And yes, I||
Fuck Rosenberg. And yes, I logged in just so I could post that.
|13 weeks 3 days ago||Now? CoffeeLater? Founders||
|14 weeks 1 day ago||Acceptance email? Good God I||
Acceptance email? Good God I feel old.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||Bulleit on the rocks.||
Bulleit on the rocks.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||My favorite!||
|14 weeks 2 days ago||Don't you dare tease me like||
Don't you dare tease me like that!
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Sparkling water with lemon. I||
Sparkling water with lemon. I have a 5 AM appointment with an elliptical.
|15 weeks 4 days ago||Anyone who's been in the||
Anyone who's been in the position to hire a new employee knows that if you're smart, you never interview just one candidate for a position. This is the smart move.
|16 weeks 4 days ago||Anti-inflammatories for this||
Anti-inflammatories for this sweet, sweet tendinitis. Getting old sucks. And I'm not even that old.
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Bruery 7 Swans and now some||
Bruery 7 Swans and now some Whistlepig rye on the rocks.