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|2 hours 43 min ago||Meeting some friends in A^2||
Meeting some friends in A^2 for copious amounts of alcohol. Celebrating the pending purchase of our new house in Brighton. Yay, massive debt!
|5 days 20 hours ago||Oberon. Which is weird because I generally hate Oberon.||
Oberon. Which is weird because I generally hate Oberon.
|6 days 18 hours ago||This one is a special blend||
This one is a special blend created by the liquor store here in Brighton. Amazing.
|6 days 20 hours ago||Vivant Farmhand. About to crack some Angels Envy.||
Vivant Farmhand. About to crack some Angels Envy.
|1 week 3 days ago||Don't joke. I have a cat named Maude.||
Don't joke. I have a cat named Maude.
|1 week 6 days ago||This.||
|1 week 6 days ago||Braumeister.||
|4 weeks 22 hours ago||Talk about puck luck. Holy crap.||
Talk about puck luck. Holy crap.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Lol. Seriously. I love that||
Lol. Seriously. I love that movie. But I was still pretty sure I was going to die that day.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||I worked at Wendy's in high||
I worked at Wendy's in high school (early 90s). Guy comes in, orders a burger, and proceeds to bring it back to the counter to complain about why it doesn't look like the picture on the board. Mind you, this is a couple months after the movie Falling Down came out. He then proceeds to "tip" me a dollar for the "crappy food" we serve and goes back to eat his burger. After his meal he comes up to the counter again and "tips" me five dollars for our supposed crappy food and then walks out. I spent the rest of my shift convinced he was going to come back and spray the entire restaurant with an AK-47.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Chris Sale is a bitch.||
Chris Sale is a bitch.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Thanks. I'll spare you the gory details.||
Thanks. I'll spare you the gory details.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Pedialyte. It's been a great week.||
Pedialyte. It's been a great week.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||So I have a subordinate at||
So I have a subordinate at work who routinely brings me back New Glarus beer whenever she goes home to visit. Needless to say, I give her stellar performance reviews. Their beer is incredible.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||I love you.||
I love you.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Uh, where are you?!||
Uh, where are you?!
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Take a bottle and sit on it||
Take a bottle and sit on it for a year. Mellows out really nicely.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.||
It's my every day bourbon. My absolute favorite.
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.||
Arcadia 2013 Shipwreck Porter and Four Roses Small Batch.
|8 weeks 23 hours ago||Oh, I'm with you. I was just||
Oh, I'm with you. I was just going for as few words as possible. For me, Founders shines above all others.
|8 weeks 23 hours ago||Founders. That is all.||
Founders. That is all.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||It's never on Howard, is it?||
It's never on Howard, is it? Fine. I'll concede that two goals were not his fault. I still don't think he has the stones or the stats to win a cup. At this point, I'd rather see what Mrazek can offer.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.||
3 goals on 9 shots. Classic Howard.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Whenever you fully heal you||
Whenever you fully heal you need to find that dude and kick his ass.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||I blew my back out carrying a||
I blew my back out carrying a half barrel up a flight of stairs by myself my senior year. Serious nerve damage/muscle atrophy in my right calf. 17 years later and I still have chronic back issues. Good times.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Go to hell, LeBron.||
Go to hell, LeBron.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Pretty much. My liver hates me.||
Pretty much. My liver hates me.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||I went yesterday. Had 2008||
I went yesterday. Had 2008 Bell's Cherry Stout, 2005 Expedition Stout, Dark Horse BBA Plead the Fifth, Founders KBS, and many others. Went to Founders today and scored some CBS. I have problems.
|12 weeks 20 hours ago||I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!||
I haven't gotten a refund in five years. Screw you, Uncle Sam!
|13 weeks 20 hours ago||I do it every year. At least||
I do it every year. At least I'll drop probably 10 pounds by Easter.