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|52 min 13 sec ago||You're forgetting a huge part of the Tinder UFR scorecard||
Was the person actually the sex that they said they were? (+ 15 or -15)
Did the person look like their pictures? (Can vary from -5 to +5)
|1 hour 25 sec ago||Do the people screaming to||
Do the people screaming to ditch Adidas realize that if Michigan was a Nike school or an Under Armour school we'd still have this same exact post with Nike or Under Armour's version of the super sock? It'd probably be the exact same design as all of the other Nike or Under Armour schools.
Under Armour Undeniable (They don't have a Maize/Blue combo):
|15 hours 24 min ago||(No subject)||
|15 hours 27 min ago||They weren't the worst team in the league last year.||
There were 8 teams that were worse than the Cavs. There were 8 teams that had better odds to win the lottery. Winning the lottery from the 9 spot is due to either luck or a conspiracy. Take your pick for which one you think it was. Most people who don't wear tin foil on their heads would call it luck.
|16 hours 43 min ago||He lets his teammates fuck his mom.||
I guess that's something noteable.
|19 hours 15 min ago||(No Subject)||
Did the Pistons get relegated to the DLeague?
|20 hours 54 min ago||Too Late||
|1 day 13 hours ago||Sooo...||
Who's going to post a bootleg version of the electronic download?
/s - kind of, sort of
|3 days 15 hours ago||Is MeJungleChop still alive?||
I know he's banned, but I'd guess he's pretty close to the edge right now.
|3 days 15 hours ago||Derp||
|3 days 15 hours ago||I like this stat line a little more.||
|4 days 16 hours ago||If you put the two Reubens in||
If you put the two Reubens in front of me, I couldn't tell you the difference. If that makes me a simpleton with the palette of a cave man, I can deal with that.
|4 days 21 hours ago||The main reason for my||
The main reason for my personal preference of M&B was the convenience and price. Hence the analogy.
|5 days 2 hours ago||It's a yes or no question, Magnus.||
Do you know much about him or not? Is Ray Ray his first name? Are his first and middle name the same? Is Ray Ray short for Raymond Raymond? Is Ray Ray short for Raynard Raymond?
WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!!
|5 days 10 hours ago||Sure.||
If you completely ignore the convenience, price, and efficiency issues I mentioned and only focused on the smart ass jokes, I guess you could say that my only issue is food snobs. You'd be a moron, but I guess you could say that.
Comparing luxury cars to deli sandwiches is asinine, but we'll go with it. If I had to go grocery shopping and you told me I could use either your Nissan Coupe that was parked across the street or your Porsche 911 that was parked all the way across town in a parking garage that takes a half hour to get out of, I would take the Nissan.
|5 days 10 hours ago||You seem normal.||
I'm sure you know who I'm talking about though. It's not like I'm the only person on the planet who hates foodies.
|5 days 16 hours ago||(No Subject)||
Both of their Reubens taste the exact same and both are big enough to be considered two meals. One was a stone's throw away from my bed. One cost $5 less. One didn't involve waiting in line for a half hour with a bunch of food snobs. It was an easy decision for me. I didn't really care if the owner sent some schmuck to Moscow to taste the Russian dressing.
Zingerman's was perfect for when your girlfriend's parents were in town and you had to do something to kill an hour before you could send them home and get back to jamming their daughter.
|5 days 19 hours ago||My only point is that it is not easy to prove.||
Obviously this shit isn't going to go to trial anyways. There are pretty good reasonable doubt arguments all over it. Especially when we're talking about 0.4 grams of coke split into two different bags. Physically, that's a tiny amount of powder in presumably a tiny baggie. It's very easy to make an argument that a cop missed it when he checked the car before throwing a gigantic football player in the back in the middle of a riot.
The prosecutor and defense attorney will have a conversation. The defense attorney will tell him he has a bullshit case. The prosecutor will disagree. They'll come up with a plea bargain that results in some sort of probation. Then they'll go have a drink together.
|5 days 19 hours ago||I think his argument is that||
I think his argument is that you can get essentially the same sandwich at Maize and Blue and save $5 and a half hour waiting in line.
|5 days 20 hours ago||Good Luck!||
Is he playing in a badminton tournament or something?
|5 days 20 hours ago||Proving possession, beyond a reasonable doubt, is never easy.||
Unless the drugs are found on the person or their property, you've got an uphill battle. From a prosecutor's perspective, finding them in the back of a police car is less than ideal.
|5 days 21 hours ago||Only 0.4 grams?||
|5 days 22 hours ago||Whatever you say||
Brian has made his feelings about the UMSNT quite clear. Winning the past 4 National Championships would not have stopped him from covering this World Cup. Winning the next 4 National Championships will not stop him from covering the 2018 World Cup.
|5 days 23 hours ago||Wait...||
You really think that Michigan would have a better record this fall if Brian didn't write about the World Cup?
|5 days 23 hours ago||Lower than unranked?||
|5 days 23 hours ago||There has been plenty of football discussion.||
Anything and everything that is even remotely relevant has been discussed. There was a post yesterday about what was basically a group of friends running a few routes at a high school football field before or after a backyard bbq.
Some of us have the brain capacity to discuss more than one sport at a time. I'm sorry you and the other major programs* don't have the mental ability to enjoy anything other than football.
*I still don't know why you keep bringing up the other major programs. Is it our fault that they're too simple to maintain an interest in more than one sport?
|6 days 2 hours ago||Is Don trolling us?||
I think he is. Nice work Don.
|6 days 19 hours ago||(No Subject)||
I can't wait to see people try to overanalyze 10 tweets from a random workout.
|6 days 22 hours ago||Please do us all a favor and fall face first into your M Go Cue.||
|6 days 22 hours ago||Question||
How many games in your illustrious high school state championship winning career did you play with fractured vertebra?