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Ah yes, all of those…

Ah yes, all of those famously educated white nationalists and KKK members.  GTFOH.

Farmers Only?

Farmers Only?

This is absolutely legal…

This is absolutely legal advice:

Delete Facebook, hit the gym, and lawyer up.

Logged in for the first time…

Logged in for the first time in months just to post or comment about this if it wasn't already posted.

 

It is absolutely brilliant and one of the funniest things of the last ten years- not just on SNL but anywhere.

One of my favorite songs…

One of my favorite songs ever is Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones, but the version done by The Sundays in the early 90s is absolutely haunting.  It was my girlfriend's favorite song sophomore year in Ann Arbor and I love it.

Oh now I have some dirt on…

Oh now I have some dirt on you!

Why would he be "polarizing"…

Why would he be "polarizing"?  The kid came to Ann Arbor, didn't win the job, and went somewhere he may be able to.

2. Hutch (or Thibs, but pref…

2. Hutch (or Thibs, but pref Hutch. Walker didn't do jack on an all-time great D. Hard pass.)

32. Dean Dean Dean Dean DEAN. He is THAT dude.  Move up if you have to to snag him.

34. Cine over Dax, but either works. Cine is bigger and just as fast.

That gives the D an awesome core to work with for the next 3 years.

Ah yes....Asian hate, for…

Not worth it.

Spill.

Spill.

Fuck Bo. Fuck everything…

Fuck Bo. Fuck everything about him forever into the Sun. I almost named my dogs after him 10 years ago and I guarantee people have named PEOPLE after that POS. Who gives a flying fuck about anything that happened during that time football wise? Go watch the HBO documentary and then type his name like he's "Someone". That coward is no one. 

But it's ALWAYS an eyelash. …

But it's ALWAYS an eyelash.  You'd think in year 7 he would've won one big game, no? The only time we've beaten State is when they already suck.  Can't get our shit together to overcome OSU.  Come close in big games against PSU.  I mean, yeah, maaaaaaaybe we finally get there next year, but don't you people get sick of settling for next year every single year?  I understand some of you are incredibly risk averse, but how long do you stay in a bad marriage?

Just because your abusive…

Just because your abusive alcoholic husband didn't beat you on Tuesday doesn't mean Wednesday night isn't boys night and he's just saving it up.  Fuck John O'Neill.

And the HC is still the same…

And the HC is still the same, won't quit meddling in the offense and is either on or off his meds.  Do you realize Michigan is the ONLY FBS program to not have an upset victory since he was hired?  What will it take for you people to realize him coming here didn't work?

Here's an idea: Maybe Kirby…

Here's an idea: Maybe Kirby actually knows how to use WRs and doesn't meddle in his OCs play calling by inserting something from 1985 once every 8 downs, thus killing drives.

How can anyone in their right mind think WRs should come here and play for this program right now?  After how they (didn't) use DPJ, Nico and Black?  Bagmen are just a lazy excuse.

If you're looking for the…

If you're looking for the best social experience either split Tigers season tickets with a friend (81 games is a LOT) or get a smaller 20-30 game package. The city has really come to life in the past 4-5 years, and there is a ton to do before and after games on Summer nights. There are people all over, not just on the weekend but also on weekday nights. I would say the same reason for Lions, plus tailgating if you're into it.

If you're less social and just want to drive to the arena, watch a game, and drive home, I'd say Wings over Pistons. Little Caesars is pretty cool as a venue, but the Ilitchs have really screwed the city and fans over by not keeping their promise to develop that neighborhood.  It's all just parking lots for blocks around.

Yes.  To think it's not…

Yes.  To think it's not thought out is just absurd. There are reports that any team that tests more than 5% positive gets shut down.  Players choosing not to test or share their results?  How do you think that could be a thing?  The team will be responsible for testing and it'll be mandatory.  Forfeit?  Probably, yes. I mean....come on. Just because WE don't have the info yet doesn't mean 14 multi-billion dollar universities binge watched Tiger King together then played rock paper scissors at the last moment to decide to play.

If someone gave you a bag of…

If someone gave you a bag of 100 Skittles and told you one would kill you, would you take the chance?

Most people would say no, but you're obviously a fucking idiot, so that's a serious question. 

When searching for events…

When searching for events that already happened, they show the final scores. SPOILER!

You can turn this off so it won't show scores, it's super easy.

An ass? It'd make him the…

An ass? It'd make him the guy pointing out what everyone else is thinking. Hell, you thought it enough to comment on it. The guy has a history as a narcissist and outright liar. Would you call someone an ass for pointing out Chicken Little is telling everyone the sky is falling again and maybe he's skeptical? I don't think the saying is "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, some guy on the internet said I was an ass to take your history of deciet into account so...."

No accounting for taste.

No accounting for taste.

I've said it since day one:

I've said it since day one:  this kid is going to be the next ryan Broyles; just an absolute reception machine.  His route running and just his approach to route running, in concert with Harbaugh's system.....so much to come!

You're a throwback poster. You're a throwback poster.
Your user name should Your user name should actually be "Yoda, Was I Before". Not "formerly Yoda". And he's not top anything in the nation, he's Canadian. Y'all need to check yourself before you boo others. Sparty fans have a legitimate argument here, as a lot of people didn't think he'd end up in the class.
I just logged into this site I just logged into this site for the first time in....two years(?) to say if anyone knows bust it's someone with a handle referencing Tyrone Butterfield. "Username checks out" is a colossal understatement there.
Nevermind Nevermind
Stupidtown is one word, Stupidtown is one word, jackass. And Boutros's butt is serious biznass.
You got a You got a problem? 10/06/2008. Fucking amateurs have no balls. :)
Y'all are missing the obvious.... I'm guessing the 10PM-2AM session is on a Friday or Saturday. That makes more sense than making them stay up that late on a school night.
AND... I was pointing out the AND... I was pointing out the character named Dr Zoltan Kovacs. Who may or may not be a self important douchebag. Judging by your response, I'd assume you two were related.
Clearly you are new here. Clearly you are new here. Space belongs to Zoltan. http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/217706/8160810234925_medium.jpg
Head case? Your signature Head case? Your signature says "Brady Hoke shits roses". You may want to reconsider your stones and glass houses.
Head case? Your signature Head case? Your signature says "Brady Hoke shits roses". You may want to reconsider your stones and glass houses.
You rang? You rang?
I signed in for the first I signed in for the first time in 7 months just to say Niiiiiiice.
Yes, yes- who knows how he

Yes, yes- who knows how he has time for all this sarcasm when he should be calling Saban and Hoke and such, telling them of all the film he's watched and how wrong they are.  Must also be why he couldn't be bothered to address my point. 

But..but..I WATCH HIGHLIGHT FILM ON RECRUITING SITES!!!

 

All that and pilfering photos of women to put on his site who haven't granted permission for their use.  Magnus must have 28 hours in a day instead of 24.

Yes, please tell us about his limited ceiling.

And yet you say "His ceiling doesn't seem to be extremely high" as if it's factual based on his brothers' experiences.  Meanwhile, there are multiple examples of the youngest athlete in the family being the best, usually because they grew up around the sport and faced incredibly stiff competition from the older siblings.  

He's a consensus top 20 player from all three services, and more importantly has offers from 

  • Bama
  • Florida 
  • FSU
  • Michigan
  • Ohio State
  • Oklahoma

 

 

OMFG.  I haven't posted on

"Wow.  For just 40 cents a day, I got that kid a sweet ass three piece..."

 

OMFG.  I haven't posted on here in months, but that, sir- that shit is hilarious.  Nice work.

Daly was better than Sparky?

Daly was better than Sparky?  I won't even waste my breath on logic with this one.  Just....

 

LOLWUT?!

So what you're saying is

So what you're saying is absolutely nothing's changed:  No one knows anything about DB's intentions, and Glen Mason's Hot Wife still sucks dong.  Sweet.

You do realize that's Sushi

You do realize that's Sushi and not bacon, right?  Though it's probably tuna, so still thread appropriate.

"I've gotten less and less

"I've gotten less and less gracious about it as his numbers pile up.  Unladylike cackling and rude gestures abound.  Suck on it, other coaches.  SUCK.  ON.  IT."

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Hilarious.

Marvin, sorry if I offended

Marvin, sorry if I offended your gentle nature and profound moral character with my language.  Or............not so much.  

aa, it's not my fault most people are idots and believe anything the read on the interwebs.

 

Excuse me?

Ok, hold the fuck on.  Someone posts an article that may be of interest and you guys immeditaley start ripping him?  God forbid someone actually has a job, and kids, and A LIFE that he didn't know this.   MJV was once a regular around here, it's because of bullshit like this that he's not anymore.  It's trite and annoying. 

For the record, I had no idea either, and 'Spoon was my favorite recruit that year. Care to dispute my status as a "hardcore fan"?  Try it.  I'll Munge-jump your grandma while wearing a maize and blue cape, bitch.

Anyone who's actually met me

Anyone who's actually met me knows the correct answer to this.

YOUR Michigan site?  It's

YOUR Michigan site?  It's easy jackass- if you don't have interest in it, don't read it.  Seriously,  if you can't figure that out then your head is so far up your ass your tonsils must taste like shit.

Ftr, it's also properly used

Ftr, it's also properly used as a noun.  As in "100% pure Colombian Awesome."

I'm friends with Valenti's

I'm friends with Valenti's girlfriend, and make no mistake- it's all about ratings.  He very much plays a character on their show.  Sensible conversation wouldn't get reactions, or spark threads like this one.

Oh hell- of course it did.

Oh hell- of course it did.  (I misread that.)  A thousand apologies.

Dex from the WLA was good

Dex from the WLA was good enough to reference it in this Denard-less chat that took place later that same month.

 

FIXED.