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|1 day 3 hours ago||Nail. Coffin.||
After enduring a year when I thought we had already run out of nails for the coffin, we pull out one more by laying a turd against Maryland. Welcome to the B1G Maryland and Rutgers. You marked your territory well against us.
I had high hopes after Year 1 of the Hoke coaching regime. Sigh.
Nothing else to add.
|1 day 12 hours ago||We can do this!||
As I lay comfortably on my couch across the pond in Wisconsin with no chance in hell of getting to the game, WE CAN DO THIS! I have no doubt that 100000* strong will fill the seats of MIchigan Stadium.
*Margin of error about 20% for this estimate
|2 days 13 hours ago||Yo, tambien||
For a second, I thought that Max had another muscle in his legs a la Amara Darboh's forearms.
|2 days 14 hours ago||Stay warm, my friends.||
Stay warm, my friends. Happy Friday.
|2 days 23 hours ago||Lake effect is local||
Go east of Marquette (Munising and beyond), northwest of Marquette (Huron Mtns. or Keweenaw) and the snow totals increase substantially. 250"+ has been broached many times over the past 10 years in these locations. But 72/250 is still a shit-ton of snow percentage for one storm (30%), so your point still stands!
|3 days 11 hours ago||Offensive mind?||
If Florida is hell-bent on hiring an offensive mind, why is Stoops supposedly in the mix? He's had great offenses at OU, but Stoops himself was a top-notch DC at K-State, Florida, etc. Maybe I'm missing something about his background. To his credit, he's hired some great OC's at Oklahoma.
|5 days 13 hours ago||Next Yost reno idea||
Yost is space-challenged, so we have to think way outside the box. How about club-level plexiglass pods hanging directly over the ice? These pods, of course, will be mounted on tracks so you can follow the puck up and down the ice. Human body waste will be flash-frozen and ejected via high pressure flush toilets (a la passenger jets). Zambonis will be retrofitted to clean up said human waste, or waste can be floated down to the visitors penalty box. Privacy option will allow glass to be tinted so you can make mad, sweet love from the rafters of Yost Ice Arena.
|1 week 4 hours ago||^||
This I can support. Unicyle and all.
|1 week 10 hours ago||Hmmmm...||
...isn't this the type of sideline demeanor everyone wants Brady Hoke to display?!
Disclaimer: I'm not a Hoke apologist. I'm just sayin'.
|1 week 2 days ago||Following Timaaaay's lead. I||
Following Timaaaay's lead. I need to recoup my neg.
|1 week 5 days ago||Born in '85...fan in '94 or '95?||
That's some weak shit, man. What the hell were you doing for 9 years? Waflling? Flip-flopping? Hoping that George Perles was the real deal in East Lansing? When I hang out with Michigan fans, I want their umbilical cords dripping with maize and blue effluence. None of this 9 year lag in true fandom.
That's how I roll.
EDIT: Sorry, Bee Train. Replied to the wrong poster...should've been directly responding to Blast Double above. I'm not calling you weak shit.
|1 week 5 days ago||Thank you vets||
Most of us cannot fathom the sacrifice our men and women in service have made to protect us. A heartfelt "thank you" to all members of the service, past and present.
|1 week 5 days ago||Food?||
For shame! They were allowed to bring food into the stadium? What a missed revenue opportunity. Those sandwich, Coke, and apple lunches could've netted an extra $20 per scout (adjusted for inflation).
|1 week 5 days ago||Transitive-ish property||
I attended the Maryland-Wisconsin game in Madison. Wisconsin throttled Maryland to tune of something like 52-7.
I then attended the Michigan-Northwestern slug fest. Michigan won 10-9.
Northwestern defeated Wisconsin.
Through the magic of transitive-like mathematical formulations:
|1 week 6 days ago||Looks like the stadium got||
Looks like the stadium got the t.p. treatment by Pontiac Northern seniors. How freaking depressing, although it arguably looks better without the dome.
|2 weeks 10 hours ago||This was probably discussed||
This was probably discussed ad nauseum elsewhere, but I was at the game and remember Gardner signaling to Funchess to get his ass in motion pronto. Funchess didn't budge. And then he finally budged many seconds after Gardner's signal. The ball was snapped, which prompted me to think "what a perfectly timed snap directly to Funchess for a surprise jet sweep". Much to my dismay, Funchess did not appear with the ball in his hands, and the ensuing pile up made me realize that I would have fought every fiber in my being to not shut the TV off if I was watching from the comfort of my home. What a crap play.
That being said, I think I enjoyed watching that game more in person compared to if I had been at home. It was a great Michigan turnout...true fans, to the core.
|2 weeks 22 hours ago||I hear ya. Feat of Clay has||
I hear ya. Feat of Clay has done nothing but drag this program down. Enough of him.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Contemplating a trip to||
Contemplating a trip to Evanston tomorrow. True fan, I am.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Remember that magical winter||
Remember that magical winter weekend a few years when something like 10 4-stars committed? Poop.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Justin Fargas||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Approve||
I approve this message.
I also don't think we've adequately discussed Schiano as an option, though. Looking forward to that thread.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Readers Digest||
Readers Digest large print edition. Appropriate for the "older folks" who peruse this site.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||JB's been on Thornton for a||
JB's been on Thornton for a long time. Let's hope recruiting perserverance, recent PG success, and UM's style of play win out. He would be a perfect heir to the PG throne when Walton departs in a few years.
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Great delay of game taken by||
Great delay of game taken by Coach Caldwell. Set up the angle better for that FG attempt.
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Fucking yeah!!!! Game ball||
Game ball goes to SalvatoreQuattro!
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||wide right, actually||
wide right, actually
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Shit....||
Shit, shit shit....thanks, refs for another chance.
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Holding defense!!||
Thank you, Atlanta. Much appreciated.
Now earn that paycheck, Mr. Prater.
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Riddick||
|4 weeks 10 hours ago||Somebody lit a fire...||
...in the Lions D during halftime. Great 2nd half performance. Let's get this 3rd down stop.