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|1 week 6 days ago||In the fall of 2007, the same||
In the fall of 2007, the same year as that one thing that happened at the Big House, MSU lost at home to GVSU in a basketball exhibition game.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Denzel looks like he was||
Denzel looks like he was separated at birth from Nosferatu film of the 1920s.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Be sure to publish the||
Be sure to publish the results...I'd be interested to see what everyone voted in your poll.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||If Funchess moves back to TE,||
If Funchess moves back to TE, then who are we going to turn to when we need a WR flare pass to go for 2 yards or less?
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Worse than Tyrone||
Worse than Tyrone Butterfield?
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Did you just find and drink||
Did you just find and drink some Kool-Aid that you had left over from the day of the Brady Hoke's hiring?
|7 weeks 4 days ago||The apology was meant to||
The apology was meant to appease the MSU fan base. From the banner in the sky to the meatheads with letters painted on their chests, its clear that the MSU fan base is Hoke's number 1 fan. Who doesn't want their fans to be happy?
|7 weeks 4 days ago||So is this press release a||
So is this press release a summary of what was said between Hoke and Dantonio at center field after the game? They sure had a nice long chat with each other. It's was nauseatingly long and awkward. Say good game and get the fuck out of there, Brady.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||When you fire a coach during||
When you fire a coach during the season, you have to name an interim. Who on this staff would make a good interim? Matison? Nuss? Freddie J?
This whole situation is lose-lose.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||You can't spell embolden||
You can't spell embolden without Joe Bolden
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Shane did drop a nice pass in||
Shane did drop a nice pass in on Norfleet. But alas, it wasnt a screen pass or something he could body-catch, so the pass fell incomplete.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||The shovel pass play to Jack||
The shovel pass play to Jack Miller was a brilliant play call. No one was expecting that play. He just fell down after Gardner shoveled it to him. Damn natural grass field. That play would have been a touchdown on field turf.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Holden, Ryan, Ross, et all||
Holden, Ryan, Ross, et all are the worst line backing unit we've had in the 25 years that I've been following Michigan Football. Couldn't agree with you more about his play this season.
I applaud his desire to pump up the team, but where was he when the game was only 14-3 and it looked like our team was waiting to audition as extras in the next Walking Dead episode? Apparently Gardner is the only one who is allowed to/has the ability to pump his teammates up after the game has started.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||It was pre-Dantonio, but||
It was pre-Dantonio, but safety Eric Smith ran onto the field after a victory at Notre Dame and planted a huge S flag on ND's turf.
Bolden plants a tooth-pick sized stake with no flag and its grounds for WWIII and running up the score.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Does anyone remember when||
Does anyone remember when Webber and Howard got down at center court at Breslin and thrusted their crotches into the S? I'm pretty sure it was their sophomore year (92-93)
|7 weeks 5 days ago||*maize....stupid 1pm alcohol||
*maize....stupid 1pm alcohol
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Lets hope the Maze Rage||
Lets hope the Maze Rage responds by spelling out "KEEP IZZO" on their chests.
Izzo is JB's little lap dog
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Remember when Hoke had that||
Remember when Hoke had that hard ass commitment policy? Pharaoh Brown and David Dawson get their offers pulled because they take a visit after committing blue. Now guys are can do whatever they want after they commit and we just pray their LOI comes through the fax machine on Signing Day.
Just another sideshow in the UM football circus.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Tattoos make you look tough.||
Tattoos make you look tough. When you look tough, your opponents are scared of you. When opponents are scared of you, you win.
Look good, feel good. Feel good, play good. Play good, win.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Narduzzi turned down a low||
Narduzzi turned down a low pressure job at UCONN. Why would be (or anyone for that matter) want to step into the dumpster fire that is Michigan Football? And no, this is Michigan fergodsakes is not the right answer.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||You ever hear the story of||
You ever hear the story of BK's team meeting at CMU when he informed the team that he was leaving? HS teammate of mine played at CMU under Kelly. On the eve of CMU's first bowl game in 12 years, he throws together a hastily arranged team meeting that lasts minutes. He basically told the team he was leaving and ended the meeting shortly by saying "I gotta go, there's another team who is waiting for me" and he leaves.
Ask anyone who was at that meeting and they'll confirm he is a scumbag.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Can someone call Nuss in the||
Can someone call Nuss in the middle of the night and suggest some "fantastic", out of the box thinking on offense?
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Stop the train.... College||
Stop the train....
College athletes can date pornstars? There has to be some "impermissible benefits" to dating a pornstar.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||While we're doling out fucks,||
While we're doling out fucks, fuck Donald Williams and fuck Eric Montross and his stupid Johnny Unitas haircut.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||When I didn't get accepted to||
When I didn't get accepted to UM, I enrolled at CMU and graduated from there. I never thought for a millisecond about applying to MSU. There's no inferiority complex.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Save A Lot Sparty||
There's also a lot of Save A Lot Sparty fans out there in their 1995 Reebok apparel who shop at Save A Lot and briskly search the shelves for dented canned meat at a discount price.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||I've been a follower of UM||
I've been a follower of UM football since I was 7 in 1989, so that's my historical perspective.
Throw out 2008.
Now let me ask you this:
Is this not the worst OL? The worst line backing corps? The softest secondary? The most talentless group of WR not named Funchess? The worst special teams unit (both kicking and return teams)? The slowest team overall?
Either 4 major HS recruiting services got our rankings wrong for the last 3 years or we just have a coaching staff with a total inability to develop a team or fraction of a team that develops anything close to what Michigan has put on the field from 1989-present.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Firing the head coach would||
Firing the head coach would mean installing an interim coach from the assistant coaching staff. Each position coach and coordinator is an inept as Hoke.
It ain't happening until the season is over.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||What's the rule regarding a||
What's the rule regarding a quarterback who had 5 INT in his last B10 game and making him look like Peyton F'ing Manning tonight?
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Saturdays are ruined, thats||
Saturdays are ruined, thats for sure. I was still stinging about the Minny game well into last week. But I still walk around in my Michigan Football gear and my Michigan block M hat and people look at me like I'm wearing a dildo helmet on my head.