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|1 week 3 days ago||Generalissimo Francisco Franco||
is still dead
|2 weeks 2 days ago||My favorite was when he was called on||
to give the temperance lecture.
Frank: Have you ever given a lecture on temperance, Father? On the evils of drink?
Lt./Capt. Father Francis J. Mulcahy: Well, no I haven't. But on the troop ship I was asked to give a lecture on uh, the sex thing.
Lt./Capt. Father Francis J. Mulcahy: Well... being celibate, I didn't feel qualified. They called in a Protestant. He had a film. About two sailors. One was from Cleveland, ostensibly, and the other from a small rural area. The city boy decided to stay on his ship and write his high school sweetheart, a lovely young girl, with a megaphone on her chest.
Frank: Father, please. This is important.
Lt./Capt. Father Francis J. Mulcahy: ...The country boy got mixed up with a young lady who lived in a trailer with three other young ladies and... a man with a whip.
Lt./Capt. Father Francis J. Mulcahy: Broke his wristwatch and everything.
|3 weeks 20 hours ago||Romancing the Bone||
and Forrest Hump
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Einhorn is Fickell||
Fickel is Einhorn
|6 weeks 6 days ago||You forget, there are some olds here||
like myself. We lived much of our life in a time where beating OSU and winning the big ten and being invited to the Rose Bowl was the pinnacle of achievement. The bowl game outcome was secondary. National Championship? That was something maybe those cheaters in the south talked about.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||The problem is||
that this is the best team in a decade. I hope that changes.
|8 weeks 6 hours ago||Stripes||
|9 weeks 3 days ago||34 game||
|10 weeks 4 days ago||The guy that set my high school rushing record had diarrhea.||
Shit his pants almost every time he was hit that game. Good for 275 yards. Also lonely in the locker room at halftime.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||one starting LB and (probably) (maybe) (definitely not) Ed Davis||
He's a highlander. You have to cut off his head to kill his eligibility.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||The combination||
of stupid coaching decision, return for 2, and the fact that it was Peppers who did it really was satisfying
|11 weeks 3 days ago||The combination||
Of moronic coaching call and Peppers' return for 2 almost makes up for this not being the ass kicking it should have been.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Any updates from the stadium?||
Just wondering if maize is making a good showing in the stands.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Watching App St. v Georgia Southern||
I never knew there was a runoff for a lost helmet.
|11 weeks 5 days ago||Your thermopen.||
Do they make a Michigan branded thermopen or are those just stickers?
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Tsun tsu?||
The school up north?
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Relax, they're Spartans||
Like they know how to find your kidneys. You'll probably just wake up missing testicles. ("This is where the piss comes from, right?")
|12 weeks 4 days ago||Hoke||
Hoke may not have a job after halftime.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||Don't beat 'em.||
Kick their ass.
|13 weeks 2 days ago||and beat them in regulation||
I might add. When I run the world, OT wins will count less.
|13 weeks 2 days ago||Does he have||
a rapist wit?
|13 weeks 2 days ago||Just say terrible things about people||
followed by "Bless their heart"
|13 weeks 6 days ago||Not only Michigan||
but App St Mountaineer grads in this house so we're in.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||You should get out there and mow.||
Get ON my lawn. And mow it.
|14 weeks 6 days ago||Yes||
I realize that's the counter argument. Why else would you not make a pick when given the opportunity?
|15 weeks 10 hours ago||This is why I'm not in the "should have knocked it down" camp.||
Lewis was in position for the ball. The receiver was not and made no play on it. Making the INT solidifies the argument, IMO
|15 weeks 2 days ago||Is that James Westfall||
or Dr. Kenneth Noisewater?
|15 weeks 4 days ago||Sweating in a rented tuxedo||
and later cryjerking to "Who's Gonna Drive You Home" by the Cars?
What? Everyone didn't do that?
|16 weeks 2 days ago||I believe this is a clear violation||
of the Americans Feigning Disabilities Act. There is precedent. Indiana v That guy that really had to poop.
|18 weeks 3 days ago||Look at the ass on that.||
Yeah, he must work out.