...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
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|18 hours 19 min ago||Sorta like when Homer||
Sorta like when Homer Simpson's head was turned into a donut? That probably wasn't going to end well...
|18 hours 21 min ago||A GREAT block by tacopants.||
A GREAT block by tacopants.
|18 hours 23 min ago||They must have switched the||
They must have switched the ball out before Spike's last free throw, because I don't remember anything quite like that earlier in the game. But yeah, Doug, I'm sure that was Craft's issue.
|18 hours 32 min ago||Yikes, those were some||
Yikes, those were some serious stone hands coated in melted butter.
|1 day 20 hours ago||WIN THE GAME!!!!! Excellent||
WIN THE GAME!!!!!
|1 day 22 hours ago||I'm glad you stopped...||
If you would have kept going and going, I would accuse you of being irrational
|2 days 13 hours ago||I hope he followed John L. Smith's advice||
...and got it hot, first. I'm sure it's no good cold.
|4 days 15 hours ago||That's really more of a||
That's really more of a reason to give U.S. News and World Report a hard time. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to give lawyers and law schools grief, but the U.S. News methodology and grading is to blame here.
|6 days 14 hours ago||Just Izzo's luck--why can't||
Just Izzo's luck--why can't the weird guys ever get injured?!?
|6 days 14 hours ago||You clearly missed the point...||
...the injuries took the players off the court and away from the refs. From the bench, the valiantly injured players could not see how the game was called (just ask Izzo--he can never see his team fouling from the bench, although he is better at spitting it when the other team does). It is very hard to concentrate with blisters anyway.
|1 week 6 days ago||That's not what Crean says...||
I thought Jeff Meyer ruined their program?
|1 week 6 days ago||I seem to remember in the||
I seem to remember in the preseason that Kentucky was going to go 40-0. I haven't been able follow them much--they should be in the conversation, right?
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I wish I could +1 from my phone||
Best chain of Onion columns outside of Smoove B (who might have to add "there will be subs, oh yes" to his tag line)
|2 weeks 2 days ago||State was worse off without him...||
...but they will be worse off as they try to nurse him back to health in the rotation. Of course, Izzo will remind us, they will also be worse off once he is recovered but they have to integrate him into the lineup. However, it will pale in comparison to how much worse off they will be when they won't be able to have practice time together at each stage.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||My rational side says it was||
My rational side says it was way closer than it should have been.
The rest of me says wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! and it really happy for GRIII!
|2 weeks 6 days ago||I heard that six Spartans||
I heard that six Spartans were taken away in ambulances to deal with hangnails, toothaches, and corns. One of the rough and tough Spartan players is also is rumored to have eaten really hot soup yesterday and have burnt his tongue--Izzo privately has said deciding whether that player would suit up or not was the second hardest decision of his life.
Izzo then wept for three straight hours until Dickie V. arrive to console him.
Man, that's so much more fun to write after a season sweep!
|2 weeks 6 days ago||So Craig James should be a||
So Craig James should be a ref, allegedly? #rememberthefiveallegedly
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Well, we'll see who wants it||
Well, we'll see who wants it less in a week. I think both teams will play well in Ann Arbor, but Michigan will rise to the occasion and win.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||A great idea||
If there was ever a job for NBA teams to give to eager interns/low level employees who all aspire to be in front offices, it would be this. Be the expert. Teams will send their senior scouts to watch any prospects they are considering, so they can check the interns' work.
|5 weeks 1 day ago||That song is so good...||
...Common had to put it on Finding Forever, too.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Ole Miss boosters are gonna||
Ole Miss boosters are gonna provide the seed money? Great plan!
|5 weeks 3 days ago||Whoever is running the||
Whoever is running the telecast had better be a cable channel or have a seven second delay--at times, DMX has quite the potty mouth.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||The good news is that we had||
The good news is that we had a very desirable recruit. The bad news is that other schools continued to express desire toward that recruit, in both above-board and shadier ways. The best news is that he is signed, and now all that separates Peppers from the winged helmet is the passage of some time. Go Blue!
|5 weeks 5 days ago||The Pillsbury Throw Boy||
He showed some very good escapability for someone who looked like Charlie Weis in pads.
|5 weeks 5 days ago||At that height and weight||
Perhaps Warrick Dunn mixed with Trindon Holiday...oh what the hell, how about stronger than Marshawn Lynch with the speed of Michael Bennett?
|6 weeks 15 hours ago||This is a schadenfreude||
This is a schadenfreude posbang, because it doesn't really help Michigan. Still, though, I'm not sad about seeing Sparty lose. Perhaps this could start a streak?
|6 weeks 1 day ago||I rate this comment...||
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Yeah...what?...OK! /Dave||
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Izzo to Valentine||
"No, no, no...not punch the gut, I said sweep the leg!"
|6 weeks 4 days ago||EDITED: Nevermind; misread||
EDITED: Nevermind; misread the comment. But I will say the NCAA probably doesn't care about the 11th Amendment/sovereign immunity waivers in how it counts scholarships.