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|8 hours 19 min ago||An OSU fan||
and a rabbit are taking a shit into a cooler. The Buckeye asks the rabbit, "does the shit stick to your fur while you're taking a crap?" The rabbit replies "no!"
So he wiped his ass with the rabbit....
|1 day 10 hours ago||Tiffany?||
|3 days 11 hours ago||Malkovich is the weirdest movie you have ever seen?||
May I then recommend Eraserhead for your viewing pleasure?
|3 days 19 hours ago||To quote Isaac Asimov||
"Hearty drink is pleasant."
|5 days 16 hours ago||A lot of the credit||
for keeping Bo alive belongs to Bo.
|5 days 21 hours ago||Your people||
Do they have TP for their bungholes?
|6 days 15 hours ago||Fun to drive||
That's exactly it, nothing else handles like it. I am very fortunate that I am in a position where leasing cars makes sense. But then again I did own a Toyota for 11 years....
|6 days 18 hours ago||I lease BMWs||
But when it comes time to buy, it will defnitely be something else.
|6 days 18 hours ago||Made it to Friday, barely...||
|1 week 4 days ago||Solar Eclipse||
Visible all across North America, August 21, 2017.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Fugk||
Way too young and unexpected. Always loved his voice, had no idea he played hockey. RIP
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Their daily reminder...||
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Happy!|
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Biking in Chicago is nuts||
I know, I did it for years...safest time to ride was on the lakeside path at 5:00 AM during the summers, but even then you were taking your life into your hands. Unless they have really added a lot of bike lanes, I don't see where you can ride in the city?
Speaking of which, was biking with a group on suburban AZ roads at 6:00 AM last summer, when we were buzzed by a red Chevy Suburban with AZ plates FAN4OSU. Word of advice- never perform an act of road rage with an easily remembered personalized license plate....
|2 weeks 3 days ago||No||
|2 weeks 6 days ago||And great hang time||
|2 weeks 6 days ago||The best thing about that scene was that it was ad-libbed|
|2 weeks 6 days ago||The biggest problem with Blazing Saddles||
is if you post clips of all the highlights, for all intents and purposes you are posting the entire movie.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)|
|3 weeks 19 hours ago||The shit||
has hit the you-know-what!
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Enhance|
|3 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|3 weeks 3 days ago||People always ask me||
"doesn't it bother you that your wife is talking to that guy?"
And I say, "no, go ahead and pet my pitbull!"
[My wife is a journalist and extremely talkative- most people feel like they are being interviewed]
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Jeff Beck's Strat has rollers at the nut||
that's how whe is able to use the whammy so much without resorting to a Floyd Rose
Jeff Beck just turned 72 last week, and Buddy Guy turns 80 tomorrow. And both can still play like there's no tomorrow....!
|3 weeks 6 days ago||It is an AZ Giant Hairy Scorpion||
Found it just outside my front door Thursday morning. Something had pierced its shell and crushed a couple of its legs, the most likely candidate would have been a Roadrunner, which are carnivores and quite viscous, despite how they are depicted in the Bugs Bunny/Warner Brothers cartoons. The thing was still alive for a short period, they are quite hardy. A few years ago we scooped one out of the bottom of the pool, and after it dried out it started moving again.
Fortunately they prefer their burrows and stay out of houses. Their sting is extremely mild, and they eat other scorpions. We are well aware of the bark scorpion, and average finding one/year in the house. My wife has no fear of them (and has even been stung "no big deal"), but they absolutely creep me out...the one thing I hate about living in AZ, even in the middle of the summer.
|4 weeks 9 hours ago||(No subject)||
|4 weeks 13 hours ago||Batter hit by pitch||
gets two bases, and all runners on base advance accordingly.
|4 weeks 13 hours ago||Or a Dyson vacuum cleaner||
in reverse mode.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Allow me|
|4 weeks 1 day ago||When he was a sophomore||
it was three of the best years of his life.