it kind of sounds to me based on all of this probably fake info that we are getting miles, gruden, stoops, or patterson (last two being longshots). not that i know anything. but if any one of those four are our worst case scenario i think my heart palpitations will go away.
about who we are actually going to end up with but everyone knows that even if we hire someone senseless we should probably all not complain because last time 10% of the fans fretted very vocally over meaningless stuff we ended up right where we are now
In the wake of no one knowing anything about anything, it's time to look at who the worst possible hires in the world would be. People I enjoy imagining well headseted on the sideline as long as we're sacrificing wins for humor, which seems to be the case. I've got my wishlist, in order:
Skip Bayless,Matthew McConaughey (Al pacino would probably do a fairly good job), Ernest Shazor, Marty Mornhinweg, Michael Irvin, Adam Schefter, Plaxico Burress, that a-hole in the "most interesting man in the world" commercials, Geno Auriemma,and Bill Simmons.
Fortunately we don't have to worry about any of this because as Flight Tracker indicates the M plane just touched down near Denzel Washington's house.
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Without reading the link I'm just going to assume that Pryor was paid ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to come to OSU. By Dr. Evil.
not all schools use a 4.0 scale...
it kind of sounds to me based on all of this probably fake info that we are getting miles, gruden, stoops, or patterson (last two being longshots). not that i know anything. but if any one of those four are our worst case scenario i think my heart palpitations will go away.
about who we are actually going to end up with but everyone knows that even if we hire someone senseless we should probably all not complain because last time 10% of the fans fretted very vocally over meaningless stuff we ended up right where we are now
to accept a d-coordinator position. Under Gruden? I'm going to kill myself pretty soon.
Within a week the michigan football team will have one of the most average pizza parties of all time, with a blacked-out Brady Hoke presiding.
guilty by reason of temporary insanity
In the wake of no one knowing anything about anything, it's time to look at who the worst possible hires in the world would be. People I enjoy imagining well headseted on the sideline as long as we're sacrificing wins for humor, which seems to be the case. I've got my wishlist, in order:
Skip Bayless,Matthew McConaughey (Al pacino would probably do a fairly good job), Ernest Shazor, Marty Mornhinweg, Michael Irvin, Adam Schefter, Plaxico Burress, that a-hole in the "most interesting man in the world" commercials, Geno Auriemma,and Bill Simmons.
Fortunately we don't have to worry about any of this because as Flight Tracker indicates the M plane just touched down near Denzel Washington's house.