to play football, not to play trumpet
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|4 years 16 weeks ago||Yes. I get your point. You||
Yes. I get your point. You have a hard time saying intelligent things.
|4 years 16 weeks ago||herp derp derp herp derpy||
herp derp derp herp derpy herp
I bet you can't manage a bowel movement.
|4 years 16 weeks ago||547 Dibs||
|4 years 17 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|4 years 17 weeks ago||I hope today is the day you||
I hope today is the day you realize that you're an insufferbale fuck with a keyboard.
|4 years 17 weeks ago||You are the most insufferable||
You are the most insufferable fucking internet identity in the history of the webs.
Go jerk off to a reflection of yourself in the mirror, you self-righteous clown, and leave these good people alone.
|4 years 17 weeks ago||Bad taste. Broke ass Amy||
Bad taste. Broke ass Amy Poehler without the Hollywood party invites.
|4 years 22 weeks ago||Michigan will be ND? Five||
Michigan will be ND? Five 0s? Confidence?
|4 years 22 weeks ago||Already discussed,||
Already discussed, extensively.
|4 years 22 weeks ago||The girl who is going to kill||
The girl who is going to kill someone makes me want to go kill someone.
She's the college football Catcher in the Rye.
|4 years 22 weeks ago||The Cylons||
|4 years 22 weeks ago||Exclamation POINTS!!||
|4 years 22 weeks ago||"Lee Corso has a boner for||
"Lee Corso has a boner for vegetables"
|4 years 22 weeks ago||Combing his hair for hours||
Combing his hair for hours and hours.
Then Pokemon collectables.
|4 years 22 weeks ago||*phrase||
|4 years 23 weeks ago||It's the key to world peace.||
It's the key to world peace.
|4 years 23 weeks ago||Have you tried satisfying||
Have you tried satisfying yourself manually?