Trace McSorley is approximately 1 trillion times better than all MSU QBs, and he died in Ann Arbor, only to be reincarnated in time to carry out our bidding.
for me at least, is that Michigan's defense and Indiana's offense are closer in talent than Michigan's offense and Indiana's defense. Indiana's defense is atrocious. Michigan should be able to score around as much as they did against Rutgers, and I would certainly hope that would be enough to win.
Only because I need a Michigan/Baylor game in my life. Corey Coleman vs Jourdan Lewis. No footballs needed. Just let the lions loose and get to running.
Had been screaming and yelling about nothing in particular all game. Sometime in the second half, heard a loud thud behind me. He had a flask in his sweatshirt pocket and it fell out and spilled.
Will be completely unleashed in that game. Urban, rather than spending his timeouts, will simply walk back to the locker room and give up. OSU ain't ready.
But yes, that is a real penalty. In high school football, we were reminded of it constantly, and were even called for it once. What MSU did was worthy of it, but that's a penalty that is NEVER called. It's just salt in the wound at this point.
Can not challenge Michigan's secondary if he has Ryan Glasgow on his back like Yoda in the Dagobah system. He is also too smart to throw anything in the general vacinity of Jourdan Lewis. I echo the previous sentiment. Sparty gon' die.
For my first game at the Big House ever. Probably going to attend Gameday as well. Sign ideas? Durkin Donuts? Netflix & Jabrill? I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie?
Oh, and on the topic of guest pickers, the Oakland Raiders will be on their bye. I wonder if they have anybody who might be interested in attending a game in Ann Arbor. Perhaps a DB?
Willie wins for somehow managing to sneak cannibalism onto our TV screens, as he eats an unexpecting quarterback. BTN will be hearing about the graphic nature of that content. RIP Daxx Garman.
I can't wait to be there. Fraternizing with the enemy in East Lansing Friday night, then entering the Big House for the first time in my life on Saturday. Go Blue.
Michigan will finish with a record of 15-0. They will defeat Rutgers by such a score that they simply wipe the Utah game off their record. Ohio State loses by 14 in the Big House when Cardale Jones must come out of the game on the first play, as a blitzing Jabrill Peppers causes him to physically defecate himself. While he cleans up in the locker room, JT Barrett throws 2 consecutive pick-sixes. Those go on to be the difference and Michigan wins 14-0 when the offense completely stops trying and lets the defense do everything for them. It goes well.
I believe all of this will happen until I'm proven otherwise. Go Blue.
I couldn't not vote for BULL ON PARADE. There's just nothing I love more than the brand of hyperviolence that an actual human bulldozer brings to the field. I imagine the DB that tried valiantly to tackle him at the end of the play said a little prayer to himself before engaging in the tackle. He's lucky he hit the ground as softly as he did, rather than being bodyslammed through the turf to the pits of hel-errr, Columbus. The pits of Columbus.
about this man or his medical history, but as a college freshman who knows nothing about anything I would seriously hope he doesn't risk further injury and jeapordizing his career by lining up across from Kalis and Glasgow. It's just not worth it, Travis. Do the right thing.
Snap it to Jake Rudock, who hands it to Ty Isaac. Rather than running with it, Isaac fakes a handoff to Jake Rudock. The defense is confused. A DB is so flabbergasted that he runs to his sideline to check with his coaches what he's supposed to do. In the confusion, Rudock throws a seam route to Jake Butt. Butt makes the catch. Butt scores. The defense calls all three of its timeouts consecutively to discuss what has just transpired. After discussion, they simply decide the rest of the game isn't worth playing and they go home. Michigan wins.
In the predictions thread without any knowledge of UNLV outside of "they're bad". Now I've read this. I'd like to amend my prediction to 49-(-7). The officials get tired of adding points to Michigan's score so they simply subtract a pick-6 from UNLV's score. Midway through the third quarter, Jabrill Peppers lines up at linebacker by sitting in a lawn chair next to Joe Bolden. Peppers records a sack on the play. The inhumane treatment of their poor offense at the hands of Chris Wormley and company leads some of the more casual fans in attendance to switch allegiances out of pity, only before switching back to cheering for U of M out of disgust towards UNLV's passing attack, or lack thereof. The loss sends UNLV players into a gambling addiction. Luckily, they live in Las Vegas.*
Added prediction: Chris Wormley makes the offensive line give up in the 3rd Quarter. The rest of the game is contested under flag football rules while the linemen protest to get Wormley moved to the older kids' league.
of PEPPERS SMASH, an OSU lineman on the sidelines throws his hands on his helmet in disbelief as he watches his teammate be reduced to a quivering mass of gelatin right before his eyes, before frantically looking for a targeting penalty by pointing to his helmet. It's glorious.
Jake Butt and Jim Harbaugh both score Touchbutts. Not in the same way. And yes, that is the correct term rather than Buttdown.
De'Veon Smith runs through a gaping hole only to realize he doesn't have the ball and he's mistakenly playing linebacker and the hole was opened by the defensive line who has absolutely decimated everyone on the Oregon State offense. Smith formally requests a full-time position change.
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Trace McSorley is approximately 1 trillion times better than all MSU QBs, and he died in Ann Arbor, only to be reincarnated in time to carry out our bidding.
for me at least, is that Michigan's defense and Indiana's offense are closer in talent than Michigan's offense and Indiana's defense. Indiana's defense is atrocious. Michigan should be able to score around as much as they did against Rutgers, and I would certainly hope that would be enough to win.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the only cereal that matters. Case closed.
Only because I need a Michigan/Baylor game in my life. Corey Coleman vs Jourdan Lewis. No footballs needed. Just let the lions loose and get to running.
Badstreet USA pun using Buttstreet USA, but you can rest assured that once I do, it's going on a t-shirt.
Don't get me riled up with this Taysom Hill talk. I'm going to get tingly.
Had been screaming and yelling about nothing in particular all game. Sometime in the second half, heard a loud thud behind me. He had a flask in his sweatshirt pocket and it fell out and spilled.
Mike Hart-ish? But maybe faster? Continually hearing about his height gives me Stepfan Taylor vibes, though. And me likey.
Will be completely unleashed in that game. Urban, rather than spending his timeouts, will simply walk back to the locker room and give up. OSU ain't ready.
But yes, that is a real penalty. In high school football, we were reminded of it constantly, and were even called for it once. What MSU did was worthy of it, but that's a penalty that is NEVER called. It's just salt in the wound at this point.
Justin Abdelkader and Drew Miller. The rest of them, ESPECIALLY Kirk Cousins and Mark Dantonio, can eat my shorts.
I'm supposed to like Tom Izzo because I'm a Yooper, but nope.
Can not challenge Michigan's secondary if he has Ryan Glasgow on his back like Yoda in the Dagobah system. He is also too smart to throw anything in the general vacinity of Jourdan Lewis. I echo the previous sentiment. Sparty gon' die.
20-10 Blue #Harball
I already made it!
is on IR with the Jaguars, and will supposedly be at the game. Wouldn't hate him as the guest picker...
Why don't we call Royce Jenkins-Stone "Royce Da 52"? Actually, that sounds like it would make a good Gameday sign.
For my first game at the Big House ever. Probably going to attend Gameday as well. Sign ideas? Durkin Donuts? Netflix & Jabrill? I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie?
Oh, and on the topic of guest pickers, the Oakland Raiders will be on their bye. I wonder if they have anybody who might be interested in attending a game in Ann Arbor. Perhaps a DB?
Willie wins for somehow managing to sneak cannibalism onto our TV screens, as he eats an unexpecting quarterback. BTN will be hearing about the graphic nature of that content. RIP Daxx Garman.
Make. Them. Throw. The. Ball. Preferably towards Jourdan Lewis.
I can't wait to be there. Fraternizing with the enemy in East Lansing Friday night, then entering the Big House for the first time in my life on Saturday. Go Blue.
Even if both teams win this week? That's unfortunate. I'll be there and it'll be my first live Michigan game. Was just getting my signs prepared.
Michigan will finish with a record of 15-0. They will defeat Rutgers by such a score that they simply wipe the Utah game off their record. Ohio State loses by 14 in the Big House when Cardale Jones must come out of the game on the first play, as a blitzing Jabrill Peppers causes him to physically defecate himself. While he cleans up in the locker room, JT Barrett throws 2 consecutive pick-sixes. Those go on to be the difference and Michigan wins 14-0 when the offense completely stops trying and lets the defense do everything for them. It goes well.
I believe all of this will happen until I'm proven otherwise. Go Blue.
I couldn't not vote for BULL ON PARADE. There's just nothing I love more than the brand of hyperviolence that an actual human bulldozer brings to the field. I imagine the DB that tried valiantly to tackle him at the end of the play said a little prayer to himself before engaging in the tackle. He's lucky he hit the ground as softly as he did, rather than being bodyslammed through the turf to the pits of hel-errr, Columbus. The pits of Columbus.
Can we PLEASE get "Durkin Donuts: Nobody runs on Durkin" on a shirt?
about this man or his medical history, but as a college freshman who knows nothing about anything I would seriously hope he doesn't risk further injury and jeapordizing his career by lining up across from Kalis and Glasgow. It's just not worth it, Travis. Do the right thing.
Snap it to Jake Rudock, who hands it to Ty Isaac. Rather than running with it, Isaac fakes a handoff to Jake Rudock. The defense is confused. A DB is so flabbergasted that he runs to his sideline to check with his coaches what he's supposed to do. In the confusion, Rudock throws a seam route to Jake Butt. Butt makes the catch. Butt scores. The defense calls all three of its timeouts consecutively to discuss what has just transpired. After discussion, they simply decide the rest of the game isn't worth playing and they go home. Michigan wins.
In the predictions thread without any knowledge of UNLV outside of "they're bad". Now I've read this. I'd like to amend my prediction to 49-(-7). The officials get tired of adding points to Michigan's score so they simply subtract a pick-6 from UNLV's score. Midway through the third quarter, Jabrill Peppers lines up at linebacker by sitting in a lawn chair next to Joe Bolden. Peppers records a sack on the play. The inhumane treatment of their poor offense at the hands of Chris Wormley and company leads some of the more casual fans in attendance to switch allegiances out of pity, only before switching back to cheering for U of M out of disgust towards UNLV's passing attack, or lack thereof. The loss sends UNLV players into a gambling addiction. Luckily, they live in Las Vegas.*
*dramatization
of PEPPERS SMASH, an OSU lineman on the sidelines throws his hands on his helmet in disbelief as he watches his teammate be reduced to a quivering mass of gelatin right before his eyes, before frantically looking for a targeting penalty by pointing to his helmet. It's glorious.
Jake Butt and Jim Harbaugh both score Touchbutts. Not in the same way. And yes, that is the correct term rather than Buttdown.
De'Veon Smith runs through a gaping hole only to realize he doesn't have the ball and he's mistakenly playing linebacker and the hole was opened by the defensive line who has absolutely decimated everyone on the Oregon State offense. Smith formally requests a full-time position change.
Michigan 28-10 (not that) OSU
I'm sitting in a computer science course as we speak.
Also, I'm in my Charles Woodson jersey and a pair of khakis. Solidarity.
And I finally have a wallpaper for my school computer.