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|3 weeks 5 days ago||Nope. It was me. I thought||
Nope. It was me. I thought of a good pithy post-game comment halfway through the third quarter.
|4 weeks 4 days ago||That's right. Every B1G||
That's right. Every B1G team.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Iron runs into the emergency||
Iron runs into the emergency room and says, "Help! Help! I've been oxidized!" The nurse asks, "Are you sure?" Iron yells, "I'm positive!"
|8 weeks 6 days ago||IT LIVES!||
|8 weeks 6 days ago||We actually beat Penn State||
We actually beat Penn State in 2014. We lost to Maryland, and they're coming to AA as well, so it's probably them.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Penn State, helmed by the one||
Penn State, helmed by the one man Brady Hoke could out-coach, is a predicted loss? Strange model.
|14 weeks 2 days ago||Golden State lost it on hero ball||
Golden State lost it on hero ball
|15 weeks 3 days ago||Sorry, but Mew has nothing on||
Sorry, but Mew has nothing on Mewtwo. Mew may be able to learn any technical machine (TM) attack in the game, but there's one very important attack in Pokemon Red/Blue that isn't a TM - Amnesia. If you've forgotten what it does (or used it yourself) it jacks the user's special stat to insane levels. Due to a programming quirk, the special stat affects both offense and defense. So it turns the user into a brick wall that hits like a nuke. And Mew can't learn that move. Who can? Motha-effin' Mewtwo.
|20 weeks 4 days ago||Nike. The. Program.<br>Now.||
Nike. The. Program.
|20 weeks 4 days ago||Nuke. Damn you autocorrect!||
Nuke. Damn you autocorrect!
|23 weeks 1 day ago||Of course. In response to||
Of course. In response to the backlash, the NCAA has to ask Saban if he's absolutely sure he wants to ban the camps.
|24 weeks 5 days ago||Organic chemistry really||
Organic chemistry really wasn't that bad.
|25 weeks 4 days ago||Only Harbaugh runs the flea||
Only Harbaugh runs the flea flicker by first playing Morris as an actual WR.
|28 weeks 6 days ago||There are certainly worse||
There are certainly worse ways to pay for med school.
|30 weeks 5 days ago||The German swastika is the||
The German swastika is the mirror image of the SE Asian swastika. It's one reason you shouldn't take selfies in front of certain Buddha statues.
|32 weeks 3 days ago||Walton totally redeeming||
Walton totally redeeming himself.
|32 weeks 5 days ago||You could pay the Roman legions with all this salt.||
You could pay the Roman legions with all this salt.
|33 weeks 2 days ago||Did Budweiser just diss Oberon?||
Did Budweiser just diss Oberon?
|33 weeks 5 days ago||He'll run with the 2s. That||
He'll run with the 2s. That second team would still be a top 5 D-line in the B1G.
|34 weeks 4 hours ago||If I can't hear Beilein||
If I can't hear Beilein chewing these chumps out from Chicago, I'm gonna be pissed. Run the goddamn offense.
|34 weeks 4 hours ago||With white names!||
With white names!
|34 weeks 4 hours ago||Swag Mattison sighting in the background||
Swag Mattison sighting in the background
|34 weeks 1 day ago||Break the internet? Tonight?||
Break the internet? Tonight? Does he mean Harbaugh snuck his name on the ballot in both parties and will win the Iowa caucuses on a platform of WHOOOOOO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?
|35 weeks 3 days ago||Heat check? Heat check.||
Heat check? Heat check.
|37 weeks 1 day ago||Commence the Clemsoning||
Commence the Clemsoning
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Never attribute to malice||
Never attribute to malice what is better explained by incompetence.
|38 weeks 2 days ago||Rudock's ceiling would be a||
Rudock's ceiling would be a competent game manager who would commonly need to be bailed out by the defense.
|38 weeks 4 days ago||They didn't have a weak schedule. The Big Ten just sucked.||
They didn't have a weak schedule. The Big Ten just sucked.
|42 weeks 9 min ago||K.||
|42 weeks 3 hours ago||Beilein teams rarely are good||
Beilein teams rarely are good December teams. It's hard to generate open looks and Beilein's offense is hard to learn. We'll look a lot better come conference play.