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We've had one Big Ten…

We've had one Big Ten Tournament, yes.

What about second Big Ten Tournament?

It's time for MGoD&D -…

It's time for MGoD&D - building the schools as fifth edition characters and attempting to play a campaign or a one-shot with them.

Enjoy Wisconsin, the bald, grizzled 40 year old Human Champion Fighter, because who doesn't love a bit more fighter in their fighter?

Here comes Michigan, the kind of gamer who keeps insisting the DM actually run the superior AD&D and whines about THAC0 while everyone just stares at him uncomfortably while secretly wishing they could just take him around back and just beat him up for being such a god damn nerd.  Absolutely plays a spellcaster that takes 10-15 minutes for each of his turns.

Oh, Illinois!  They're obviously a Cleric because they're finally healing.  Probably an elf, because they've been around forever and likely now have a totally rational fear of beards.

We couldn't forget about Indiana, who as a Rogue is screaming at the DM to start at level 4 so they can take the Mobile feat.  Sneak attack, run away.  They do one thing well and that is the only thing they will ever do again, cackling as they do so.  Is it fun?  It is for them!

And then there's...Ohio State.  A multiclassed Druid Barbarian that somehow convinced the DM to start with a homebrew magic item.  They should only have a finite number of rages or wild shapes, but who cares no one keeps track of that stuff anyway unless they're lame and ruining their fun.  They're the most likely person to roll a Persuasion check before the DM calls for it, and have probably attempted to roll a Persuasion check on another player.

 

 

Michigan might have achieved…

Michigan might have achieved its greatest W of the year by making OSU fans mad about COVID-19 and also pushing MSU to the last place game.

The winning move was not to play.

 

Break off a piece of that…

Break off a piece of that Get Gat bar

Some might say the

Some might say the resemblance is uncanny

*looks at

*looks at URL*

mgoblog.com/mgoboard/hell-season

I see what you did there.

RIP Giant Rock(tm)  
Wait.

RIP Giant Rock(tm)  

Wait.  Does that mean that WE'RE the Giant Rock(tm) this year?  'Cause if so that image better damn well be turned 90 degrees clockwise.

GIF request:  Dantonio

GIF request:  Dantonio mouthing to the ref "Hey!  Hey!  Hey!  ...You suck!" after the second hands to the face penalty.

You should be sorry if for

You should be sorry if for nothing but that last sentence.  Come on.

I just had a nightmare that

I just had a nightmare that my trip to the Rose Bowl was ruined because I forgot to do an EECS 281 project.  

I graduated years ago and I'm convinced this dream will never end.

The I-O-W-A defense didn't

The I-O-W-A defense didn't really work out there, lol

M00P?

M00P?

Glasgow + 4!
Yes I mean 4

Glasgow + 4!

Yes I mean 4 factorial

I thought it was to put your

I thought it was to put your behind in the past?

44 - 3 Michigan

44 - 3 Michigan

Speaking of this, unless I

Speaking of this, unless I completely missed it, #MMBToDallas was completely absent in BLL.  I'm curious about that because that even got mention during the broadcast of the Alabama - Michigan game, not to mention, you know, everywhere else.

This, however, is far more egregious and embarrassing.   I'm terrified Texas is going to make Michigan's situation look trivial in comparison.

Yakety Sax in full effect

Yakety Sax in full effect

Or are they

Or are they Sackenburgs?

...I'm not sure which I like better.

I can't remember the last

I can't remember the last time Michigan ran a 2 minute offense that didn't look like ass or was Denard pulling something out of his ass.  Either way asses were involved, so this was a nice change.

I felt the play calling was very vanilla and predictable.  I felt like I knew exactly when they would run and even what routes a lot of the receivers were gonna run--ESPECIALLY after Rudock demonstrated his inaccuracy with the deep bal.

I'm not sure what to say about the RB coaching at this point.  After watching what seems like 99% of RBs run towards the big open green space, seeing ours jump into piles of bodies just looks terrible.  There's something here I'm not understanding.

Too many instances of 10 guys doing their job.

I didn't want to agree with the so-called "experts", but 7-5 is looking like a real possibility.

Well that's what happens when

Well that's what happens when you play a punter as a WR

WD beats my total just

WD beats my total just rolling out of bed, falling on his laptop, and somehow posting a UNIFORMZ thread.

 

MMB budget + 13 million

MMB budget + 13 million dollars is just begging for a "THE FUTURE" photoshop.

Where my laserz at?

Great regulation and

Great regulation and embarrassing OT.

I'm shocked at the level of play from Beilein's "weird guys" and am hopeful going forward, but it's another loss at the end of the day.

Oh my god MAAR is Burke

Oh my god MAAR is Burke

[ ] Yes =)
[ ] No ='(
[ ]

[ ] Yes =)

[ ] No ='(

[ ] Maybe? =|

(please pick one)

I don't care how hard this

I don't care how hard this staff tries.  I don't care how much adversity they are "powering through" (mostly self-inflicted, but I digress).  The results are not there, recruits are bailing, and there is next to zero hope that the program will do anything except continue to find new and inventive ways to collectively poop themselves week in and week out.  Don't even give him the privelege to face OSU again. 

The freezing part of the

The freezing part of the fans, unfortunately, will not.

Here's to hoping we get to wave a tiny flag often enough to stay warm.

Oh god slow motion Valentine

Oh god slow motion Valentine face

Mini Soda!

Mini Soda!

75 - 47 Michigan

75 - 47 Michigan

I'm going to go out on a limb

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that our players will be inspired enough by Senior Day on offense to double their normal efficiency.

M wins 6-3

Did I just hear that "Purdue

Did I just hear that "Purdue is a good team" on ESPN?  

Forget Ann Arbor Torch and

Forget Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork Co., Ann Arbor Tiny Flag Corp is the future!

*cries*

Poor Eastern.  21-0 MSU

Poor Eastern.  21-0 MSU barely 7 minutes in.

M 30
Utah 24
 

M 30

Utah 24

 

Saw it on Twitter and

Saw it on Twitter and immediately thought "I wonder if Wolverine Devotee posted this on MGoBlog yet."



Keep being awesome, dude.

 

Mercer's band is terrifying.

Mercer's band is terrifying.

Give credit for Bielfeldt

Give credit for Bielfeldt competing his ass off on defense so far.

You obviously haven't been

You obviously haven't been watching the same game.  Replace "State" with "refs"

 

***meant as reply to MGO GSP.  Dunno why it appeared here.

I thought we were a great

I thought we were a great team at not turning the ball over?

We don't look like the better

We don't look like the better team.  Not even close.  Too many turnovers and we're making a poor offensive team look dominant.

Kovacs.  From "2009 Indiana

Kovacs.  From "2009 Indiana argh" to undisputed leader of the defense in 2011.

Played like a team that has

Played like a team that has no business even sniffing the sweet sixteen. Massive disappointment.

If that arm is Valenti's,

If that arm is Valenti's, then you have my full support.

I feel like I should, but since #B1GQuest is

I feel like I should, but since #B1GQuest is already 2/2 the sadistic sports fan in mean would rather cheer for that. I'd say maybe the B1G would reevaluate itself afterwards but we know that probably won't happen

Saying this change is

Saying this change is necessary would be an understatement.  Thank you Brian and co. for putting up with us and giving us excellent content.

There were no offensive

There were no offensive adjustments because none can be made.  This offense literally can't do anything else.  Once the D adjusts Michigan will shut down.  Or, as in this case, never get going.

Prediction:  Corn is planted,

Prediction:  Corn is planted, grown, and harvested before either team scores.

Score:  Corn - Giant Noodle.

The Michigan fanbase has

The Michigan fanbase has never accepted defeat well. Hell, we had a thread not even a week ago about Funk's dad passing away and people IN THAT THREAD were calling for him to get fired. Some fans are so swallowed up in "Michigan arrogance" that they simply can't handle losing to opponents they deem lesser. That, or they're enormous assholes that should be banned on sight.

Going 0 for November is an

Going 0 for November is an extremely real possibility:  Two road games, one of which Northwestern will play out of their minds for because why the fuck not and the other takes place at Kinnick (sigh).  One home game against OSU.

I can't see this staff staying intact if this happens.  If the team quits down the stretch ala 2010 Rich Rod, I think Hoke is gone too.