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|19 hours 48 min ago||I suggest you cease bedroom||
I suggest you cease bedroom shenanigans until you've gotten tested. I wouldn't doubt some alien like you with your Vulcan verility could double-impregnante an already pregnant woman.
Or, (using your picture and my powers of deduction; I see 5 kids there, yet I can't see her hips behind your boys. Obviously she's delivered by cesarean before and should again.) Make sure they tie up those tubes while they're in there.
|1 day 20 hours ago||I work with a lot of Mexican||
I work with a lot of Mexican immigrants; the stuff those guys say about Oaxacos would make a sailor blush.
|2 days 10 hours ago||Bad lip reading from||
Bad lip reading from Quenneville: "Ice cream! With FUDGE!!!"
|2 days 10 hours ago||So THATS what you have to do||
So THATS what you have to do to get a trip to the box...
|2 days 11 hours ago||Pavel says F*** YOU.||
Pavel says F*** YOU.
|2 days 12 hours ago||YES!!!!!!!! RUN THOSE PUNKS||
YES!!!!!!!! RUN THOSE PUNKS OUT OF TOWN!!!
|2 days 12 hours ago||Nyquist you beautiful||
Nyquist you beautiful bastard! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!!
|2 days 12 hours ago||Smith STILL||
has no fricking clue where the blue line is. 3 chances to clear and he can't get it out.
|2 days 19 hours ago||All this talk about how warm||
All this talk about how warm it is and the north is so cold, blah blah, blah...
All I hear when people talk like that is, "Oh, its SOOOO great! It's hot enough that your sack can be glued to your leg with sweat literally Every. Day. Of. Your. Life. Come on down!"
|4 days 10 hours ago||I vote Penn State. Their||
I vote Penn State. Their helmets are exquisitely detailed. Incidentally, they're the same as my high school's used to be; if you had to get a new one midseason, you just got plain white and applied your own strip of blue electrical tape..
|5 days 12 hours ago||Apparently he didn't see that||
Apparently he didn't see that commercial where the kid in the championship game gets an out of bounds call and eventually goes and tells the ref that it went out on him.
Geez Siva. Where's your integrity?
|6 days 18 hours ago||Yeah, the author mentions||
Yeah, the author mentions Illinois like they're a bunch of old salts, but the Illini cut down on their swear total with that whole "Muck Fichigan" thing they've got going on with the T-shirts & what not. Plus Northwestern fans just don't care.
|1 week 56 min ago||Next they're going to||
make him cut off his dreads. This will make him sad, he won't smile and thus the source of his power will be gone. Oh my poor sweet Samson...
|1 week 10 hours ago||Hell, I miss Rafalski.||
Hell, I miss Rafalski.
|1 week 10 hours ago||No man is an Island...except||
No man is an Island...except for Jimmy Howard. Guy needs some help out there.
|1 week 10 hours ago||I can only assume he's||
I can only assume he's talking about Willy Willy Lindstrom. Sorry dude. Far as I know he hasn't played in the NHL since '87. He's bound to be pretty rusty by now.
|1 week 11 hours ago||So guys; 2nd intermission||
So guys; 2nd intermission dicussion: how do we feel about Smith tonight?
|1 week 11 hours ago||Those blackhawks sure are||
Those blackhawks sure are some pesky sons of bitches. No space out there at all.
|1 week 1 day ago||Ok, I'll admit right now that||
Ok, I'll admit right now that I'm as white as it gets, and I haven't been into rap since Tupac & Biggie, so help me out; is this considered "good"?
|1 week 3 days ago||...And a meme was born.||
I can see it on the liveblog already. He gets beat on a vertical route and a thousand cries of, "pssshh. Bet his shadow could've broken that up."
|1 week 3 days ago||I can't believe it. I had the||
I can't believe it. I had the Wings losing this series in 5. I'm here to eat my crow. It. Is. Delicious.
|1 week 3 days ago||Oh good Lord. Here comes the||
Oh good Lord. Here comes the heartburn.
|1 week 3 days ago||Eeesh. I agree. Not much more||
Eeesh. I agree. Not much more than a speed bump a few times in this series.
|1 week 3 days ago||You can call that a wonky||
You can call that a wonky goal, but damn did it look pretty to me.
|1 week 3 days ago||Ho-ho-ho-hooooollllld on, KD.||
Ho-ho-ho-hooooollllld on, KD. Jimmy threw that glove out in "Raper-like fashion"???
|1 week 3 days ago||HELL YES! Trying not to wake||
HELL YES! Trying not to wake up the kid. DAMN YOU WESTERN CONFERENCE!!! (at least I can scream on the internet)
|1 week 3 days ago||Caught Jimmy pretty flat||
Caught Jimmy pretty flat footed there. Can't give them up that easy.
|1 week 3 days ago||Ahhh, at least Bert makes||
Ahhh, at least Bert makes you laugh. That was hilarious.
|1 week 3 days ago||HANK!!!!!||
|1 week 3 days ago||My 2 year old said "happy||
My 2 year old said "happy mother's day" to my wife at 4 a.m. by rocket regurgitating last night's Arby's all over his bed. (Before you get upset, I got up to clean it up and wanted to let her sleep, but it was too much for one person to deal with.) Then after we all overslept and got to church late, the same 2 year old drooled his red skittles spit on her terribly expensive white linen pants. Then, since we were late to church and didn't give the dog enough time to go out before we left, we came home to pug poop on the kitchen floor. So far, we're rockin' it this mother's day.