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|12 hours 22 min ago||WIN ALL THE GAMES!!!||
WIN ALL THE GAMES!!!
|12 hours 37 min ago||That's a great way of putting||
That's a great way of putting it. Just once you'd expect him to start imposing his will, but apparently his will is to lay back and snipe from the perimeter. Might not be that bad a plan if he could hit a barn.
|15 hours 50 min ago||I doubt Ohio will get bumped||
I doubt Ohio will get bumped by any team if they beat sparty, but I'm going to pray your scenario comes to fruition. The thought of Ohio in the MNC and sparty in the Rose bowl gives me hives. Even if they both lost, the gumflapping would be beyond pestiferous. Downright excrable.
|18 hours 46 min ago||I just bought my wife a 50mm||
I just bought my wife a 50mm 1.8D portrait lens for her Nikon; she loved it. (You're welcome.)
|18 hours 52 min ago||Well duh, nudity and nudity.||
Well duh, nudity and nudity. Shopping: Done.
|1 day 5 hours ago||I don't know man.||
Playing music after the snap might be poor form, but what really upsets me is the selection. It seems like they ripped their 3 favorite tracks off from the original jock jams and "now that's what I call music" vol. 2, and that's all we get. I'm not up on new music and I'm not making any suggestions, but I'm just embarrassed that they keep playing the same 30 year old butt rock.
|1 day 5 hours ago||.||
Uhh, it's in southern Michigan...and coincidentally, just north of Ohio, so there you go.
|1 day 17 hours ago||Talk about doing the same||
Talk about doing the same thing and expecting different results; chronic underperformer Kiffin to Sark...
|1 day 17 hours ago||I can see your point...to a||
I can see your point...to a point. I feel like Gardner had an awful day vs Akron and was totally snakebit. So he lost all confidence and defenses could smell it. The only remedy at that point was the run game, but with no threat to pass, teams teed up on our O-line with abandon and Fitz went nowhere. The problem I have with Borges and Funk is that they seemed basically hapless to coach the team out of it. They couldn't find any way better than running Fitz 27 for 27. They knew they couldn't pick up a blitz, yet they couldn't find a counter to it. Granted, they're young, and guys drop balls and miss assignments, but to lay it on the players implies a lack of talent, yet these players are still more talented than most of the teams they lined up against this year. To me, its obvious that lack of execution is definitely a coaching issue.
|3 days 15 hours ago||.||
You'd better be right. As it stands, Ohio in the MNC and sparty in the rose bowl is a very real possibility. Heaven help us...
|3 days 19 hours ago||I can tell you. He was under||
I can tell you. He was under the pile of meat of a deconstructed O-line that actually showed up at least in fits and starts today. I'll take him as my QB any day behind a good line.
|4 days 3 hours ago||Really? I don't know...it||
Really? I don't know...it sounds really weird that Al needs my money. Almost like one of those weird scams. But if you say so, I guess it makes sense, plus I just REALLY want him gone. So where do send the money now?
|4 days 4 hours ago||.||
if you're just screwing around, you're a jerk, because if it's true, oh I would so, so, sooo much enjoy this.
|6 days 20 hours ago||.||
Biggest bunch of fucking bullshit I've ever read. "The states even look the same..." If you've spent as much time there as you claim, you'd plainly see the hairy unwiped butthole that is Ohio is no comparison to our lovely home. Plus, I've never even seen anyone shit in a cooler.
|1 week 4 hours ago||.||
The bareness of our particular cupboard not withstanding, you're right on number 3. At the beginning of the season (and maybe even still now) there are a bunch of teams out there that would have killed to have our O line. This is not an untalented bunch. Granted, the unit is thinner than you'd like it to be, and we have what, 16 seniors on the whole roster? Still, lots of teams are competitive with a lot less. Talent of this caliber should be competitive in the B1G. They should blow out Akron and Uconn. It's just too bad these players are wasting their years of eligibility here.
|1 week 2 days ago||.||
Hmmm, hire someone on the basis of his skin color, eh? Seems like a good plan.
|1 week 2 days ago||.||
My brother in law is a sparty fan because season tickets are cheap. He's not a real fan though. He ain't never been in the shit.
|1 week 3 days ago||Hmmm. Now that I stop and||
Hmmm. Now that I stop and think about it, there is literally no way of knowing.
|1 week 3 days ago||My wife went to Ohio||
My wife went to Ohio Northern. Michigan could beat Ohio Northern.
|1 week 3 days ago||...That moment where you read||
...That moment where you read an insane post and wait in giddy anticipation to scroll down to see the replies... thanks for making that moment worth while.
|1 week 3 days ago||.||
I was going to say, I can see leaving out OT numbers, but if you're going to throw out the "best" offensive day then you should also throw out the worst as an outlier as well, but that's a big chunk of data to lop off, so wouldn't it make more sense to just track the whole season???
|1 week 3 days ago||Here's my buddy as a wee||
Here's my buddy as a wee little babe...
Here he is in his David Cone jersey...
Here he is eating a ThinkPad...
And here he haz a sad because I made him watch Michigan try to play football...
|1 week 3 days ago||I really don't see how you||
I really don't see how you can bust the guy. He's been hit more times than a prostitute's perenium, and I'll be darned if he's not just a little bit gunshy from it. He has a hard time making good reads because he never feels like he has time to raise his eyes upfield. Yeah, he tries to do too much and thinks he needs to hit a home run every time, but its not as if he can count on long sustained drives when his OC keeps calling stretch run plays to the short side of the field, or I-form up the gut in obvious situations. When he's had time, he's been good, sometimes great. Blitz him enough times without anyone to pick it up and he freaks out. I really don't blame him.
|1 week 3 days ago||Yeah, but those short fields||
Yeah, but those short fields are the only way they score those 14 points. They got no yards that weren't given to them. Still another day when I call out plays to my wife before they run them. That's BAD. I'm not football smart. Neither is Al Borges.
|1 week 5 days ago||.||
What is it with guys named Kwame?
|1 week 6 days ago||Not true.||
I never upvote myself.
|1 week 6 days ago||I really don't care what he||
I really don't care what he wears, but admittedly its been a while since me and the missus have gotten amorous. Surely that's why I even clicked on this thread. This vagina theory of yours seems valid an has me intrigued. Tell me more!
|1 week 6 days ago||I like that the "A" is almost||
I like that the "A" is almost literally as far away from the "O" on a keyboard as possible. This makes me think that their reversal is intentional, and that just makes me smile.
|2 weeks 48 min ago||shhhh...||
they're watching us...just waiting for a lightning strike.
|2 weeks 11 hours ago||.||
Shit on the blog just got real;we talkin' gibbons.
In a couple hours when the mods go to sleep, (aka, pass out) I'm firing up the Butt appreciation thread.