here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
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|1 day 3 hours ago||Psssh, YEAH. OKAY Francis. I||
Psssh, YEAH. OKAY Francis. I suppose tomorrow you're going to have a get-together to watch like, a fricking "SOCCER" championship, or some other stupid "activity" that somehow turned into this worldwide phenomenon without anyone ever having heard of it before.
FRISBEE tournaments. You make me laugh.
|1 week 2 days ago||the B1G||
has definitely jumped the shark. Nebraska was a great addition and made perfect sense, but (and this is no new revelation,) the closer it gets to happening, the more and more it seems like Maryland & Rutgers are just going to muddy the waters. They dilute whatever traditional identity the conference was clinging to and make it clear that it's only become dollars and decimal points. Delany got greedy and cocked this one up good, imo. The fact that the conference hasn't been particularly successful lately either makes the addition look an awful lot like desperation.
|1 week 3 days ago||prediction:||
He takes his official and loves it. He all but commits, but we all go apeshit and consider him blue and take the actual commitment as a formality. Then on signing day, he removes our respective soul dongs with one fell swoop when he commits to some shady sec "institution" where he languishes at 2nd or 3rd on the depth chart. P.s., some have called me a pessimist...
|1 week 4 days ago||Now||
you're onto something. I'm picturing corsetted carcajous.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Wait a minute, I thought||
Wait a minute, I thought "Graham Glasgow is the new Taylor Lewan (in a good way)"?
Seems like he's working on becoming the new Taylor Lewan in a bad way as well.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||is the||
cameltoe supposed to be a joke or is this like "a thing" now? I'm old and don't understand what the hell you filthy kids call clothes these days.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||D.C.||
I can't believe this has gone on this long and no one has even once mentioned David Cone.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||I pretty much||
never drink on Sundays, but the perrin 1885 kona was so good I had to have two.
|6 weeks 1 day ago||I think you're right. Just||
I think you're right. Just from the video in the OP, I thought, whoa, weird kid, but now I think he must be otherwise challenged. Good on him, though. I'm a bit of a spelling/grammar nazi and I wouldn't want to meet up with him in a spelling bee.
|8 weeks 1 day ago||now, you could||
say that his comment on Tebow was quite prescient, as Tim is, you know, NOT a QB in the nfl. And if the team was high during the horror, "leader" or not, do you really expect 1 guy to bust his entire team?
|8 weeks 2 days ago||Do you also love it when a plan comes together???||
|8 weeks 3 days ago||I can't believe you show your||
I can't believe you show your kid droid porn. Disgusting.
|8 weeks 3 days ago||80" is hard to justify||
compared to a 70. Still a big ass screen but seem to be on average of about $1k less. My 70" is plenty big even at 18' away.
|9 weeks 2 days ago||nothing like||
a giant dong punch from your mom. That's hilarious.
|9 weeks 5 days ago||Ugh, I know.||
...that dirty old sea hag. Tom could do so much better.
There's always at least one of you guys, isn't there? If Gisele is basically old chewing gum to you, I'd like to know what actually does rustle your jimmies anyway. Whatever it is, I'm sorry. Your love life must be rife with disappointment because your standards are too damn high.
|10 weeks 3 days ago||the #1 guy||
is 6'5", and that's just his width. He benches a Volvo, blocks like a peterbilt and still runs a 4.5 40. His hair flows like a river and smells like strawberries, plus he's a thorough and generous lover.
|10 weeks 3 days ago||they weren't all locals.||
The trash came fromfrom far (east Lansing) and wide (c-bus) to watch Fred Durst forget his lyrics and jiggle the boobs of the disgusting women that would flash him.
|10 weeks 4 days ago||Last time I was there,||
I had to suffer through linkin park, limp bizkit, deftones and who knows what other damned disgrace that tried to call their caterwalling "music" just to see metallica. Now I'm a metallica fan, (or at least I was when I could still stomach that sort of music) but this was the tour they were trying to push that pile of piss "st. anger" on us. WOW was that an awful day. I do have to say that I remember the dome being in relatively nice shape, but my gosh did that show suck. The whitest and trashiest of all the white trash in the land...
|10 weeks 6 days ago||I forgot to mention,||
prayers for your family. It's been an awful couple weeks, but our family has been blessed to be well loved through it all and they really felt the support of friends, relatives and neighbors. Praying your family feels that love and support as well.
|10 weeks 6 days ago||I lost an uncle||
a little over a week ago to kidney cancer. Never a symptom, never a major health issue until 8 weeks ago when he complained of back pain. Within 2 days it was bad enough to go to the ER where they found his kidney was the size of a football. Within 3 weeks it had spread throughout the body and was considered incurable. Within 7 weeks he was dead. You just can't imagine anything could move so fast; an absolute monster of a disease. Yes, F*** cancer.
|11 weeks 9 hours ago||Football,||
no contest. The situation the bball team is in is exactly why the whole sport pisses me off. I hate the one (or two) and done game. Sure, a lot of kids jump early to the nfl, but not nearly as much and at least they make it to junior year. I know kids want to make money, and nba owners want to make money, but screw them. What about what I want???
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Mitch?||
Is that you?
|11 weeks 1 day ago||Fact:||
kona brown is THE breakfast beer. Just so happens that it's the lunch, dinner and bedtime snack beer as well, but the fact that I live on the opposite end of town forces me to draw the line somewhere. If I lived only blocks away...yikes.
|11 weeks 1 day ago||perrin||
kona brown. Wifey has the grapefruit ipa. Ribs from twisted rooster and kids are asleep. Life is good.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||I would expect||
to see ocean levels at very least hold firm, if not recede slightly. Polar bear population increase 15%, cfc production decreased by another half, and pthalates banned from all plastics production. Legislation needs to be started barring gender discrimination in wages, the ACA should be repealed, a Volkswagen in every garage and a chicken in every pot. THEN I'll start to think about an extension.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||cows aren't||
the only ones what produce manure, you know. We're all "sitting" on valuable resources.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||Geez Turkish...||
who took the jam out of your donut?
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||...and that purse was||
ruined. I've never had a burger from any culvers without an extremely high grease coefficient.
|12 weeks 4 hours ago||mushroom Swiss burger||
basket with cheese curds and ranch on the side, please. Oh, and a triple bypass. Thank you!
|12 weeks 4 days ago||You ain't dutch? You ain't||
You ain't dutch? You ain't much.