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13 hours 38 min ago	I suggest you cease bedroom	I suggest you cease bedroom shenanigans until you've gotten tested. I wouldn't doubt some alien like you with your Vulcan verility could double-impregnante an already pregnant woman. Or, (using your picture and my powers of deduction; I see 5 kids there, yet I can't see her hips behind your boys. Obviously she's delivered by cesarean before and should again.) Make sure they tie up those tubes while they're in there.
1 day 14 hours ago	I work with a lot of Mexican	I work with a lot of Mexican immigrants; the stuff those guys say about Oaxacos would make a sailor blush.
2 days 4 hours ago	Bad lip reading from	Bad lip reading from Quenneville: "Ice cream! With FUDGE!!!"
2 days 4 hours ago	So THATS what you have to do	So THATS what you have to do to get a trip to the box...
2 days 4 hours ago	Pavel says F*** YOU.	Pavel says F*** YOU.
2 days 5 hours ago	YES!!!!!!!! RUN THOSE PUNKS	YES!!!!!!!! RUN THOSE PUNKS OUT OF TOWN!!!
2 days 5 hours ago	Nyquist you beautiful	Nyquist you beautiful bastard! WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!!
2 days 5 hours ago	Smith STILL	has no fricking clue where the blue line is. 3 chances to clear and he can't get it out.
2 days 13 hours ago	All this talk about how warm	All this talk about how warm it is and the north is so cold, blah blah, blah... All I hear when people talk like that is, "Oh, its SOOOO great! It's hot enough that your sack can be glued to your leg with sweat literally Every. Day. Of. Your. Life. Come on down!"
4 days 4 hours ago	I vote Penn State.  Their	I vote Penn State.  Their helmets are exquisitely detailed. Incidentally, they're the same as my high school's used to be; if you had to get a new one midseason, you just got plain white and applied your own strip of blue electrical tape..
5 days 5 hours ago	Apparently he didn't see that	Apparently he didn't see that commercial where the kid in the championship game gets an out of bounds call and eventually goes and tells the ref that it went out on him. Geez Siva. Where's your integrity?
6 days 12 hours ago	Yeah, the author mentions	Yeah, the author mentions Illinois like they're a bunch of old salts, but the Illini cut down on their swear total with that whole "Muck Fichigan" thing they've got going on with the T-shirts & what not. Plus Northwestern fans just don't care.
6 days 18 hours ago	Next they're going to	make him cut off his dreads. This will make him sad, he won't smile and thus the source of his power will be gone. Oh my poor sweet Samson...
1 week 4 hours ago	Hell, I miss Rafalski.	Hell, I miss Rafalski.
1 week 4 hours ago	No man is an Island...except	No man is an Island...except for Jimmy Howard. Guy needs some help out there.
1 week 4 hours ago	I can only assume he's	I can only assume he's talking about Willy Willy Lindstrom. Sorry dude. Far as I know he hasn't played in the NHL since '87. He's bound to be pretty rusty by now.
1 week 4 hours ago	So guys; 2nd intermission	So guys; 2nd intermission dicussion: how do we feel about Smith tonight?
1 week 5 hours ago	Those blackhawks sure are	Those blackhawks sure are some pesky sons of bitches. No space out there at all.
1 week 1 day ago	Ok, I'll admit right now that	Ok, I'll admit right now that I'm as white as it gets, and I haven't been into rap since Tupac & Biggie, so help me out; is this considered "good"?
1 week 2 days ago	...And a meme was born.	I can see it on the liveblog already. He gets beat on a vertical route and a thousand cries of, "pssshh. Bet his shadow could've broken that up."
1 week 3 days ago	I can't believe it. I had the	I can't believe it. I had the Wings losing this series in 5. I'm here to eat my crow. It. Is. Delicious.
1 week 3 days ago	Oh good Lord. Here comes the	Oh good Lord. Here comes the heartburn.
1 week 3 days ago	Eeesh. I agree. Not much more	Eeesh. I agree. Not much more than a speed bump a few times in this series.
1 week 3 days ago	You can call that a wonky	You can call that a wonky goal, but damn did it look pretty to me.
1 week 3 days ago	Ho-ho-ho-hooooollllld on, KD.	Ho-ho-ho-hooooollllld on, KD. Jimmy threw that glove out in "Raper-like fashion"??? Really???
1 week 3 days ago	HELL YES! Trying not to wake	HELL YES! Trying not to wake up the kid. DAMN YOU WESTERN CONFERENCE!!! (at least I can scream on the internet)
1 week 3 days ago	Caught Jimmy pretty flat	Caught Jimmy pretty flat footed there. Can't give them up that easy.
1 week 3 days ago	Ahhh,  at least Bert makes	Ahhh,  at least Bert makes you laugh. That was hilarious.
1 week 3 days ago	HANK!!!!!	HANK!!!!!
1 week 3 days ago	My 2 year old said "happy	My 2 year old said "happy mother's day" to my wife at 4 a.m. by rocket regurgitating last night's Arby's all over his bed. (Before you get upset, I got up to clean it up and wanted to let her sleep, but it was too much for one person to deal with.) Then after we all overslept and got to church late, the same 2 year old drooled his red skittles spit on her terribly expensive white linen pants. Then, since we were late to church and didn't give the dog enough time to go out before we left, we came home to pug poop on the kitchen floor. So far, we're rockin' it this mother's day.

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