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|3 hours 10 min ago||Is that what Peyton was||
Is that what Peyton was trying to get her to do?
|23 hours 57 min ago||"...on second thought, let's||
"...on second thought, let's not go to mgoblog. It is a silly place."
|1 day 11 hours ago||That's why I only have 1 pug.||
That's why I only have 1 pug.
|1 day 12 hours ago||Not to mention the rain;||
Not to mention the rain; everything below the mason dixon is basically a sewer right now.
|1 day 22 hours ago||I thought I sensed evil...son||
I thought I sensed evil...son of a bitch, He's in GR tonight?!?! Where the hell am I going to get a live chicken and 55 gallons of cool whip at this hour???
|2 days 6 hours ago||They keep patting him on the||
They keep patting him on the back; don't they know to leave a man the f**k alone after a nutshot?
|3 days 2 hours ago||I would shit in both of their||
I would shit in both of their hats given the opportunity.
|3 days 10 hours ago||Calm down. First of all,||
Calm down. First of all, you're the one who keeps attaching anal themes to my avatar.
Don't worry, this is not a romance, more like karmic balance. You're the yin to my yang.
|3 days 11 hours ago||I've never known someone so||
I've never known someone so in love with an avatar; I'm just glad you're in love with mine.
For the record, it was diverticulitis, not insertion.
|3 days 12 hours ago||Trust me. This is very||
Trust me. This is very important to anyone who's ever had a perforated bowel.
|4 days 1 hour ago||I upvoted you first to show I||
I upvoted you first to show I still love you.
|4 days 2 hours ago||Technically...our sun is too||
Technically...our sun is too small to ever "supernova". Not nearly enough mass to explode and collapse and create a black hole.
|4 days 4 hours ago||My solution: all football||
My solution: all football below the HS level should be played underwater. We'll have scuba leagues, snorkels, etc.
|4 days 23 hours ago||I feel like a Harbaugh||
I feel like a Harbaugh reality show is a thing that should happen and there's no reason it couldn't.
|5 days 11 hours ago||Gus is one of the few that I||
Gus is one of the few that I actually have fun listening to. He should do audiobooks.
|5 days 11 hours ago||EXACTLY. That and that every||
EXACTLY. That and that every shot is "A DRIVE!!!"
|5 days 11 hours ago||Not going to be popular, but||
Not going to be popular, but even though Doc is basically the voice of the Stanley cup, he kinda annoys me.
|5 days 11 hours ago||I couldn't be happier for||
I couldn't be happier for him. I thought he made a bad choice to leave school a year early but he proved me wrong in a big way. Got a job, had a solid rookie season and saw more team success in his first year than Calvin Johnson saw in his whole career.
|5 days 13 hours ago||True story. And people bitch||
True story. And people bitch about how dumb it is for players who go and blow all their money in 2 years, but can you even imagine what it must be like? You're still basically a kid, you've had to watch your ass for every dime you spend thru college and now that you're professional you're free to do as you please and they keep giving you these fat checks...besides the atmosphere you live in where most of the people around you are filthy rich; I can't imagine that temptation.
|5 days 22 hours ago||Peyton Manning IS||
Peyton Manning IS puppymonkeybaby?
|6 days 2 hours ago||I don't like him because he||
I don't like him because he took money to go to auburn. Other than that I give zero f's.
|6 days 5 hours ago||"You gotta blow that||
"You gotta blow that whistle?"
"Thbbbpt...thpbbthbt...thbppbthbbthave a nice day."
|6 days 9 hours ago||Come on, man...have you||
Excuse my jumpy fingers. I was thinking about all the sacks we're going to get next season and got excited...
|6 days 9 hours ago||Come on, man...have you||
Come on, man...have you learned nothing from doc Brown? That one play going differently would have sent us onto an alternate path where we stop that drive and take the momentum on to win. Besides, a little irrational fandom every once in a while never hurt anybody.
|6 days 13 hours ago||One absolutely dominant guy||
One absolutely dominant guy added to a defense that was already salty as hell and returns all but 1 ouror two pieces...I'm reserved like you on Gary's potential but this is the most excited I've been for a football season in 10 years.
That particular season, by the way, if not for a Crable late hit on troy Smith we would have gone to the MNC to play Florida, and we all know what Michigan does to Florida.
|1 week 6 hours ago||I don't think that's||
I don't think that's unreasonable. The ocean is very far away, remember.
|1 week 7 hours ago||I don't know man. Live by the||
I don't know man. Live by the 3, die by the 3; when you come up against a team that isn't going to give up open looks (read: any GOOD team) your gonna have a bad time.
I'm not a Beilein hater by any means, but I certainly have my doubts. Very few good defenders and never a dominant big through his whole tenure; I mean he's been here 9 years...
|1 week 7 hours ago||I haven't been to very many||
I haven't been to very many games the past few years, but I was at The Horror©, The loss to Toledo, the '06 rose bowl, v. OSU in something like '09, that one game against Wisconsin where they ran the same damn run play 21 times straight, I had tickets to the Maryland game 2 years ago and didn't end up going...
I'm pretty horrible luck too.
|1 week 12 hours ago||Too soon. #sensitivity'd||
|1 week 1 day ago||I never got into PJ until||
I never got into PJ until later in life; but music at that time was AWESOME. Better Than Ezra, Black Lab, Sponge, The Verve Pipe, Seven Mary Three, Marvelous 3...
My CD case was 150lbs.