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|3 hours 22 min ago||Uhh,||
ain't a damn thing at Jared that costs as much as what Jim MF'in Hackett proposed to Jim MF'in Harbaugh with. Pretty sure he went to Tiffany's, Harry Winston's and Cartier on his way to SanFrancisco.
|10 hours 20 min ago||That's not all...||
That whole Ben Affleck thing was a practical joke and Harbaugh is currently in filming as Batman in "The Khakied Knight".
|1 day 9 hours ago||...and a big huge||
fake phone app negbomb for editing your post and making me look like a crazy person.
|1 day 9 hours ago||I know you got it from||
The definition, but fake phone app +1 for "furtively".
|1 day 9 hours ago||You know, people always||
look like they're having great fun with walruses and sea lions and seals...what you don't see in the gifs is that all those things stink like f**k.
|1 day 9 hours ago||I had a friend who used||
to say that all the time. She was a girl...and she was in 7th grade.
|1 day 17 hours ago||29th is my anniversary.||
If I get a big fancy dinner, laid, AND Harbaugh all in one day, I may just have a stroke.
|2 days 4 hours ago||Hurts.||
But it hurts so gooooooood.
|2 days 5 hours ago||Piss.||
I was going to fire up GTA5 in a couple minutes.
|2 days 5 hours ago||Was it a SEARCHBIT???||
Seriously man...I don't care if it was even bad news. Just one little toot of SEARCHBITS...then I'm good...I promise... GIVE ME THAT SEARCHBIT OR I'LL CUT YOU.
|3 days 27 min ago||Would want.||
Just too good of an athlete to turn away. Plus, Jim Harbaugh + Miller would be one a hell of a spark to start another 10 year war. It'll never happen though.
|3 days 4 hours ago||I almost don't want||
Harbaugh to make a decision because I can't kick my SEARCHBITS addiction.
But seriously, the money argument; I know NFL teams just print money and all, but Michigan has 109,901 reasons for every home game and over 500,000 living reasons why I don't think money is really going to knock us out of the sweepstakes. It's a piece, sure. But as long as that piece was above what JH considers an acceptable number, I just don't get the feeling that dumping more and more on top is really going to change anything.
|3 days 19 hours ago||I give up.||
There is absolutely no connection to anything in this situation that doesn't simultaneously mean one thing to one person and the complete opposite to another.
|3 days 22 hours ago||You know?||
I couldn't see it on my phone from the OP, and I totally assumed it was going to look fake, but now that I see it, I gotta say, it actually does look totally fricking fake.
|4 days 1 hour ago||just because they call him coach||
doesn't mean he's THEIR coach. A doctor's title is always "Doctor" even if they're not your doctor. #plausibledeniability
|4 days 3 hours ago||You're the dickhead,||
|4 days 8 hours ago||Sounds like he and the mods||
made a conscious uncoupling. No big deal.
|4 days 8 hours ago||THEY DON'T HAVE IPADS.||
|4 days 13 hours ago||That one dude||
has 60+(!) hours experience in Destiny on ps4. Plus he pissed next to Bob Sanders once! I certainly hope lord Harbaugh at least takes a look at him. I'm thinking OC/QB coach.
|4 days 20 hours ago||You're not going to want||
to be around here for a while after the announcement. It's going to be a horrific orgy with people posbanging each other on every chair, couch, shelf, ledge or slight outcropping until their engorged soul dongs are satisfied. Keep in mind that as time goes on, whatever fever has waned will be rekindled as every new coordinator and assistant is installed, and so it will go as each recruit's commitment comes in. This will easily carry on until the spring game, where naturally, some crisis will arise when Lord Harbaugh's team doesn't slay every dragon the way they hoped, and then they'll turn on each other, kicking each other in the nuts until they're all laying bloody in pile; my guess...probably sometime in July. Then somebody will start a drinking thread.
|4 days 21 hours ago||the first comment;||
"So he's going to the Bears."
|5 days 1 hour ago||Oh that?||
That's just sharkcat taking a spin on DJ Roomba.
|5 days 1 hour ago||That's not really 180.||
I can do 180. Actually I can probably do a little better than 180. That dude probably does 270 or 300. Either way, I hope he enjoys his internal decapitation the day he finally goes too far.
|5 days 4 hours ago||Meh.||
I wanted Stitt.
|5 days 12 hours ago||I'm well aware of the situation.||
...And I mean FULLY aware. You honestly think anyone who reads this blog, particularly one that's been around as long as I have doesn't know what the hell is going on here? I was just saying it's a pretty f-ing weird situation that one of the hottest football coaches in the world is getting fired, and teams are already offering him outrageous amounts of cash before it's even happened; in other words, how f**cked up must the situation be in that front office? Thanks for just assuming I'm an ignorant idiot though.
|5 days 19 hours ago||I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this...||
So the coach we really really want, and secretly always wanted from day 1 of Lloyd's retirement; the guy who likely soon, will be the highest paid (or certainly in the top 5) football coach in the universe, who is widely respected as a proven winner, with one of the best records in the toughest league over the past 3 years...essentially just got fired...and we're all pumped about it.
|6 days 5 hours ago||A dialogue with my inner conscious:||
I'm enjoying watching football.
'...the hell you say?'
Yes, believe it or not. I'm enjoying watching LIONS football.
'...THE HELL YOU SAY?!?!'
|6 days 7 hours ago||You're about as funny||
as a screen door on a battleship.
|1 week 1 day ago||Because||
menards lumber is twisted knotty SHIT.
|1 week 1 day ago||Close.||
Pleats were not made for guys.