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|1 hour 56 min ago||I was a diehard Samsung||
I was a diehard Samsung douche until i realized, what the hell... The last 3 notes I've had completely died on their own in far less than the two year contract.
Now i switched to the dark side and have an iPhone 7 plus and i don't know that I'll ever go back. Battery life is possibly triple what my note 5 was, it's faster, it never freezes, freaks out or fails.
|4 hours 12 min ago||For a long-haired internet||
For a long-haired internet blogger, you show an alarming lack of understanding of exactly WHY the Death Star's defense was so easily penetrated. Watch Rogue One again and get back to us on why the analogy doesn't fit, that is, unless B1G coaches actually are inserting fatal flaws deep inside their teams to get back at their ADs for killing their wives and daughters or something...
|1 day 5 hours ago||The way some of the comments||
The way some of the comments in this thread have gone, I'm nervous that some might be thinking, "oh look at the silly Christians...", so I feel compelled to say that the problem with we Christians is not our beliefs. It's that we suck at practicing them. Yes, I say "WE", and if you'll look at my posting history you'll see I'm not cruising for sainthood, but I just hope people get that; just because you call yourselves Christian doesn't mean you're doing a good job being one, and that's not a reflection of the religion, that's just you being a hypocrite. Naturally the same would apply for Muslims, Buddhists, etc.
|1 day 9 hours ago||And she wears mardi gras||
And she wears mardi gras beads in the press conference...LOL
|3 days 4 hours ago||If she (or he; nttawwt) likes||
If she (or he; nttawwt) likes to rudely white-knuckle your satchel whilst she (or he) gives you a gobby, then yes, I'd say manners can be of great concern.
But hey, username checks out, so I'll defer to the master.
|3 days 18 hours ago||Not proud of it, but when i||
Not proud of it, but when i was a kid i would spread mayo on a slice of balogna, roll it up and stick a toothpick in it, then microwave it for like a full minute.
I got really fat in junior high.
|3 days 19 hours ago||Here's where i draw the line:||
Here's where i draw the line: "miracle whip (or mayo)" as if they're on the same f-ing planet? How about some congealed dog vomit (or mayo)?
Mayo is just mayo, and ONLY mayo is mayo.
Miracle whip, on the other hand, is somehow simultaneously "miracle whip", AND fermented pig jizz.
|3 days 20 hours ago||I was gonna say mustard on||
I was gonna say mustard on ham, but the popcorn and, oddly, the Hawaiian pizza have me intrigued. Are you talking like a nice honey Dijon, or are you diving in with straight up yellow?
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|4 days 4 hours ago||I got into Amazon music||
I got into Amazon music because I had Prime, and then got into Amazon Unlimited and really like it. Alexa can access all your playlists and junk too, if you've got an Echo.
|4 days 8 hours ago||I'm with ya. It's kinda nice||
I'm with ya. It's kinda nice having a game to listen to at work, but I'd much rather have time to actually...see it?
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|5 days 1 hour ago||I don't care about much else;||
I don't care about much else; I just know that NASA NEEDS to make a real-life Case and Tars happen.
|6 days 3 hours ago||*Yuge. I know it. You know||
I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.
|6 days 7 hours ago||I don't know why draymond||
I don't know why draymond green and grayson Allen are missing from this gif...
|6 days 7 hours ago||$30?! That include a ball wax||
$30?! That include a ball wax or something? I tip pretty big and still get out the door for less than $20.
I may end up looking like a shorn phallus every few haircuts or so, but you can't beat the convenience.
|1 week 4 hours ago||Welp, there you go. Glad to||
Welp, there you go. Glad to get that settled.
|1 week 6 hours ago||Care to place any wagers on||
Care to place any wagers on the defensive side?
|1 week 2 days ago||Ew. Phrasing....||
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|1 week 4 days ago||Like Matthew McConaughey,||
Like Matthew McConaughey, obvs.
|1 week 5 days ago||MRW:||
|1 week 5 days ago||He can try all he wants to||
He can try all he wants to make RTB a "thing", but he's dreaming if he thinks it'll ever be as cool as OSKEE.
|1 week 5 days ago||That's what i meant. I have||
That's what i meant. I have no problem with the fact that everyone else in the world calls it that; i just think it's weird that HE calls it that.
Kinda like if J. Ira and Nicki Harris referred to Harbaugh in plain conversation as "The J. Ira and Nicki Harris football coach".
|1 week 5 days ago||Is it weird that he calls it||
Is it weird that he calls it "the Izzone"? Is that like the official name or something? I mean I'd probably be flattered enough that they named the student section after me but I'd feel weird calling it that in public. I'd probably still call it "the student section". Maybe that's just me though. Anyway, carry on, Tommy.
|1 week 5 days ago||I am interested in your||
I am interested in your thoughts on this topic and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I made a NC style sauce that i considered a failure but my family uses like a beverage and practically begs for it when we smoke pork. It's good but I've always wished it had a titch more cling and a little more heat.
|1 week 6 days ago||The key is some strategic||
The key is some strategic shaving before you put the thong on. She'll appreciate the attention to detail and you'll appreciate fewer snags.
Oh, you want HER to wear the thong? Hey...whatever floats your boat, weirdos...
|2 weeks 6 hours ago||No worries mate, most Sheilas||
No worries mate, most Sheilas prefer a bloke with a slower release.