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|2 days 18 hours ago||I love me some founders,||
but don't forget New Holland, Perrin, Vivant...
|3 days 20 hours ago||I hope that's not the||
reason the Harbaughs keep sharpies around their necks all the time.
|3 days 20 hours ago||I feel like maybe all||
this time we've been wrong about Marques Slocum. By chance does this young man's family deal in importing large jungle cats?
|1 week 1 day ago||Wife plops in the bed, ON MY||
Wife plops in the bed, ON MY SIDE and says, "I'm just resting for a minute. I'm gonna get up and do laundry."
1. She will not get up.
2. She will not do laundry.
3. She will have to be harshly shoved out of the way when I finally go to bed.
1. She will not be here to crab while I watch zombies eat flesh on Netflix.
2. She will not hog all my preciously small bandwidth.
3. She will not be here to judge me while I eat all the kids' cheese cubes with my summer sausage and a 6 pack of Soft Parade.
|1 week 2 days ago||...but isn't there just||
a teeny tiny little piece deep inside of you that gets a little happier when you see your ex's bad decisions come back to bite her in the ass? If my wife left me for some douchebag in the middle of a cancer fight, I wouldn't wish true suffering or illness on her, but I'd certainly point and laugh if she ran her convertible into the back of an overloaded manure truck.
|1 week 4 days ago||well...||
I can do without the black and white pudding, thank you very much.
|1 week 4 days ago||For sure.||
I'll say this though, Guinness here, even off the tap and poured "correctly" is a totally different deal than a Guinness in Ireland. Local pubs are only allowed to pour it after their taps are inspected and approved by Guinness and their stock is rotated weekly if necessary. (except it's not necessary because everybody and their newborns drink the stuff morning, noon and night) From the pint can, poured hard and left to boil is not a bad beer at all. Great for breakfast.
|1 week 4 days ago||of course||
There's no one there to raise them if you did.
|1 week 4 days ago||I love that this||
follows that ridiculously overly detailed post by LKLIII. I lol'd.
|1 week 4 days ago||I was||
outside long enough to freeze my nuggets and saw nothing. What kind of frequency are we talking about?
|1 week 5 days ago||nice work.||
Why don't you come to my house and try to tune the $200 antenna I installed that still only gets half the channels and the ones I get are all blocky and pixelated.
|1 week 5 days ago||Flight tracker...||
The original one. It felt like some real CIA/MI6 stuff.
|1 week 6 days ago||I love mgoblog||
and following Michigan football, but if you're honestly having nightmares like this, it may be time to unplug for an hour or two.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||depends.||
Osu huddle: "can you believe there's no coolers in the locker rooms? I gotta shit so bad..."
Michigan huddle: "hey, coach B says he's buying subs if we win the B1G tourney..."
Iowa huddle: "I don't know man, John Deere is just SO expensive. Me and paw are gonna go take a look at some New Hollands next week..."
Wisconsin huddle: "Brainsss...BRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"
MSU huddle: "yo bruh, you know I put dat pussy on the chainwax!"
|2 weeks 3 days ago||geez. Give your qb some help.||
You wanna be a college receiver, you gotta catch that steak.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||might be a little bit||
harsh there; if Suh isn't worth his keep because he couldn't win them a playoff game, it's time to start clearing house because no one else on the roster could either.
|3 weeks 21 hours ago||We're all infected.||
At the cdc...Jenner told me.
|3 weeks 21 hours ago||My mouse finger||
is already all itchy from all the aids-y pop ups.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Hell. I'm a free man||
and I can't get a conjugal visit...
|4 weeks 15 hours ago||My guts are churning||
a bit after a hopslam. I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about. Particularly when I had to pay $7.50 for a tall. I'll say this, Bell's are masters of artificially manufacturing demand.
|4 weeks 20 hours ago||me and the missus||
are heading downtown traverse city in a little bit to find a drink. Only bummer is that the kids are with us. Don't get me wrong, I love having our boys with us, but it's been waaaaay too long since mama bear and I got messed up and fooled around in public.
|4 weeks 20 hours ago||any qb with as much||
game experience as Jake is a good addition at this point, imo.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||People are saying||
That if you see it in gold and white it means you're gay. NTTAWWT.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||No.||
Every time one of these things comes up it's always the same. You all know too much about me as it is. I keep my anonymity for YOUR protection, not mine.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Thanks for the||
"NSFW" tag. I almost clicked on it. Would have never known if you hadn't warned me.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Thanks||
For serving. Lots of people appreciate you.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||I like Gus Johnson.||
Do people not like Gus Johnson?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Hey Jabrill...||
Take care of those knees and such, ok?
|4 weeks 4 days ago||It's meth, btw.||
Now more than ever, I'm convinced that the Trevor character in gta 5 is loosely based on urban Meyer's extracurricular activities.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||In coaching...||
Jim and Jay Harbaugh, anyone?