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|7 min 17 sec ago||You don't have to include a||
You don't have to include a picture with every post. Fuck, you're worse than Michael Bay and explosions. Moderation is key.
|9 min 42 sec ago||You're adorable. You're a||
You're a fluff poster. You get that, right? You go for the lowest of low hanging fruit. You jump on bandwagons, you beat dead horses, and you're incessant and repetitive as all fuck for cheap/weak laughs and upvotes.
You've posted this five times in the last three weeks. That's not a contribution. You bring literally nothing to the table. You're not clever, you're not funny, you're not witty, and your shtick is better left in the hands of others.
Go look at your own posting history and find the posts where you actually discussed Michigan/sports/*anything* without a "hurr durr Sparty" or "harhar OSU" or "Harbaugh amirite guys!?!?". There aren't many. You'll get your points because there are other fanboys on here that you can pander to, but Jesus, man, you're the Carlos Mencia of this board.
It's offensive to anybody with a modicum of intelligence, a sense of humor that is at all refined, or a memory that outspans that of a goldfish.
But, quick! You should respond with the Cameron Diaz fucking troll! gif. I've only see you post that 20 times. That'll teach me.
|26 min 41 sec ago||I fully expect to see this||
I fully expect to see this thread in the MGoBlog Hall of Fame. Way to go, EGJ!
|2 days 22 hours ago||(No subject)||
|3 days 29 min ago||I can tell you with absolute||
I can tell you with absolute certainty what my momentum is, but cannot with any precision determine my location :-/
|3 days 40 min ago||It is better to be thought a||
It is better to be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
|3 days 45 min ago||I will never understand the||
I will never understand the infatuation with Kate Upton.
I find Kendall Jenner to be so so so sexy, despite the jungle fever that runs in her family rendering me invalid, but the rest of the list also falls short.
Jennifer Lawrence's appeal is mostly in her personality. Like, when I first saw her in X-Men First Class she did nothing for me. Then I saw her in interviews on and on Late Night and whatever, and she grew on me big time.
|3 days 1 hour ago||Holding a grudge is like||
Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to get sick.
(I'm not good at taking advice :3)
|4 days 1 hour ago||Okay, that's great that you||
Okay, that's great that you can turn the other cheek and that you're trying to turn it around and own it, that's real pro.
But do you know ~why~ people dislike you?
|4 days 2 hours ago||People who tell me what to||
People who tell me what to like.
|4 days 2 hours ago||Yay, you took a word from his||
Yay, you took a word from his post and found a jpeg/gif that draws from that! You are contributing. Gold star, smiley face, thumbs up!
|4 days 2 hours ago||Sometimes people are being||
Sometimes people are being ironical, though. Pre-madonnas, for all intensive purposes, and all that.
It can be hard to discern.
|4 days 2 hours ago||It's been an epidemic lately.||
It's been an epidemic lately.
|1 week 2 days ago||Is Suicide Squad canon? Is||
Is Suicide Squad canon? Is this something I should care about? Is it just an extension of the $$$ train? Or being made to preserve movie rights? What's going on here?
|1 week 2 days ago||Bacardi and Coke and Bruce||
Bacardi and Coke and Bruce Jenner interview and reminiscing about the research lab I worked with in undergrad that dealt with gender identity and feeling wicked smaht/drunk/sad for trans people.
|1 week 2 days ago||Same here. MFW||
Same here. MFW I thought I had just matriculated at the best football school in the world and then The Horror and Dennis Dixon happened.
|1 week 2 days ago||RouterIHardlyKnowHer||
|1 week 2 days ago||My experience with the rest of you||
|1 week 2 days ago||http://i.imgur.com/eeZHz6I.gif||
How I feel about EastGermanJudge and his shameless, fluffy reposting, all for fake internet points, and how it doesn't matter:
|1 week 3 days ago||We may never know what||
We may never know what happened behind the scenes leading to DeWeaver's commitment, nor how Messiah feels about Michigan and Harbaugh about the young man, but it's safe to say that things are working out for both parties.
|1 week 5 days ago||WOOT WOOT||
|1 week 6 days ago||Guy is married with two kids.||
Guy is married with two kids. Awkward.
|1 week 6 days ago||McDonald's is experimenting||
McDonald's is experimenting with an all-day breakfast food menu. Today was the premiere. Brilliant marketing ploy is brilliant.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Malice at the Palace.||
Malice at the Palace.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||2006 Saturn Ion II, manual.||
2006 Saturn Ion II, manual. Black.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Here ya go, fellow nerds.||
Here ya go, fellow nerds.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||This is embarrassing. It's||
This is embarrassing. It's like finding out your parents paid your childhood best friend to hang out with you.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I was rude to a cop once for||
I was rude to a cop once for giving me a ticket for speeding in a school zone (so the speed limit dropped 15mph). I didn't say thank you when he told me he technically spared me from a reckless driving ticket.
That's it. That's the harshest I've ever been to somebody that was just doing their job.
I will not feel an ounce of pity if she's fired for this. There's a special place in hell for people capable of, just, completely fucking ripping a person's life apart because you're *upset* or ~inconvenienced~.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Somebody pinch me.||
Somebody pinch me.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||This myth can die||
This myth can die now.
Michael Jordan played in a time when underclassmen played JV. He simply played JV, like all the other 10th graders. MJ may have felt slighted when a 6'6"-6'7" sophomore was brought up to varsity for his size and MJ wasn't brought up along with him, but he wasn't cut from anything.