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The meltdown on eleven…

The meltdown on eleven warriors is amusing.  

Super satisfying, thank you

Super satisfying, thank you

The problem with OSU is they…

The problem with OSU is they recruit so well, their team is so stacked with STARZ, that they believe they have won the game before it is even played.  Which is a misunderstanding of the sport.  It's especially humiliating to be beaten despite having the "better" team.

Football and urology, a…

Football and urology, a masterful killing of two birds with the same stone. 

There's no way Cyan JJ could…

There's no way Cyan JJ could possibly turn things around and embark on a Heisman worthy season.

I think you missed a pretty…

I think you may have missed a +2 on Hillman with the cross field pursuit and tackle

I feel like I just put on a…

I feel like I just put on a pound of muscle watching that

Cornelius Johnson. …

Cornelius Johnson.  Excellent check mate

Ladarius Henderson can play…

Ladarius Henderson can play.  He's got to be the favorite right now..

He was a deeply cynical man…

He was a deeply cynical man who amplified the worst voices in our culture and pushed society that much closer to idiocracy.  And he made a ton of money doing it.  I’m not mourning his death. 

Hausmann effect

Hausmann effect

The ramping up of our NIL…

The ramping up of our NIL evens the playing field a bit with those schools who were previously purchasing our recruits.  I have faith. 

Take Carter, Anderson or…

Take Carter, Anderson or Wilson at 6 and then Joey Porter later in the first round.  Doubt Witherspoon will be available.  Alternatively Bijan Robinson.

Can someone explain what run…

Can someone explain what run action pass is?

[EDIT--I asked chat GPT AI]

In run action pass, the quarterback runs with the ball as if he is going to run it himself, before attempting a pass. The goal is to confuse the defense and create space for the receivers to catch the pass.

Deion seems like a malignant…

Deion seems like a malignant narcissist

Javion Cohen, a starting…

Javion Cohen, a starting guard for Alabama is worth a look regardless of how stacked we may be at that position.  https://rolltide.com/sports/football/roster/javion-cohen/8065

Donovan F'in Edwards

Donovan F'in Edwards

USC is going to be the next…

USC is going to be the next big ten OSU.  Not like, we hate them OSU, but really good team that is trouble every year OSU.

I think it's Ben Herbert. …

I think it's Ben Herbert.  The man's face is a bicep.

Ohio State doesn't care…

Ohio State ain't come here to play Rose Bowl

Jeez, keep it down over…

Jeez, keep it down over there with the unbridled positivity. 

Thanks for posting this. …

Thanks for posting this.  Truly an eye opening and inspiring piece.

Ron Bellamy needs to do…

Ron Bellamy needs to do something about our underperforming wide receiver group.  

Poke like whoever loses UM /…

Looks like whoever loses UM / Ohio at the end of the season will be fed to Georgia. 

Fine but no more success for…

Fine but no more success for Brian Kelly please. 

Rutgers makes a big deal of…

Rutgers makes a big deal of their revolutionary war cred, but New Jersey was a hotbed for royalist sympathizers.

As athletic director, I…

As athletic director, I would hire a cool production designer to completely manage the audience experience from music to light to pompoms or whatever.  Unless there is already someone in that role, in which case I would hire a new one. 

Good to see some responsible…

Good to see some responsible coaching and respect for the diagnosis.  Now let’s see some Andrel Anthony. 

Great work, Brian.  Re: OL…

Great work, Brian.  Re: OL woes--Warriner came in and turned our OL around, and without knowing anything, im tempted to attribute their decline to Warriner washout since his departure.

You can tell a lot about…

You can tell a lot about Herbert from watching his interviews.  The man is intense and locked in.  And he is organized, with a big staff and action plans for everyone on the team.  

Thanks Brian. And thanks to…

Thanks Brian. And thanks to Seth, Alex, and all you guys, we are a very lucky fanbase to have you,  The best college sports blog and the best college sports culture anywhere. By a mile. 

They're very excited about…

They're very excited about him on Eleven Warriors..  predicting a top 10 defense.

That's WR speed

That's WR speed

Looks strong, good lateral…

Looks strong, good lateral quickness and vision.  Not a burner.  At this point Ive learned to trust our RB recruiting.

 

And Wisconsin and Illinois…

Quintuple play

OK fine... I forgive him for…

OK fine...  but Caleb Houston.

Ice muppets

Ice muppets

24-9 is the score

24-9 is the score

It's bad form to wish for…

It's bad form to wish for injuries against any opponent and so I will leave that unsaid

They picked UM over MSU

They picked UM over MSU

Very well done

Very well done

i'll take credit for that 3

i'll take credit for that 3

We still don't have the…

We still don't have the great shooter that we can go to when everything dries up.  Hope Houston can get there.

 

Zak Zinter playing today?

Zak Zinter playing today?

Zak zinter playing today?

Zak zinter playing today?

Count me unimpressed... But…

Count me unimpressed... But what's another two years of mediocrity and misery in the grand scheme of things?

i'm 49 years old and I've…

i'm 49 years old and I've successfully kicked my kids out of the house

Medically, no reason he…

Medically, no reason he couldn't be back by a bowl game...  I would give Peters ample time as backup vs rutger and indiana in hopes that he ramps up his game readiness vs OSU.  From what i've read, I dont think milton has the command of the offense at this point.

our alliance sucks

We need to beef up our alliance or we're going to get mowed down by the red forces.

looks great

I approve