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Warren CAN hit the broad…

Warren CAN hit the broad side of a barn.

Denegal ain't it

Denegal ain't it

King Tuttle

King Tuttle

Panic

Panic

Right where we want thdm

Right where we want them

We got em right where we…

We got em right where we want em. 

That's all she wrote 

That's all she wrote 

Any word on Abraham Lincoln?…

Any word on Abraham Lincoln?!?!?!??!?!

The Industrial Revolution to…

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way.’ The world was changing, and the puppy was getting...bigger.  So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy—‘society’—knew where to find ‘em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

I'm good at taking da bait…

I'm good at taking da bait. Is that pretty close to the same thing?

Poly ticks are bad too.

Poly ticks are bad too.

Sex. You talking about the…

Sex. You talking about the sex. Guys.  He means sex.

Koalas with shticks

Koalas with shticks

You mean I'll be a BigTen…

You mean I'll be a BigTen ref?

He joined twice!

He joined twice!

Is it on TV yet?

Is it on TV yet?

Allow us to fucking commence!

Allow us to fucking commence!

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

We talking bout practice?!

We talking bout practice?!

Don't shit on a man who has…

Don't shit on a man who has shaken hands with Jesus. Not on Good Friday.

The hole of fame?

The hole o' fame?

FUCK

FUCK

Fire Warde 

Fire Warde 

I was pulling for Sandy…

I was pulling for Sandy April, but oh well.

Nice. So those are the guys…

Nice. So those are the guys that are not close to being ready but they see potential and want to encourage them to step up by hyping them. Got it.

I think he's FUCKED.

I think he's FUCKED.  Pete Rose 2.0.

Who is still on the team?

Who is still on the team?

Talk about a moron.

Talk about a moron.

Ryan Day is strong…

Ryan Day is strong independent man!  He's empowering other men to be super duper tough.

Sounds like your intangibles…

Sounds like your intangibles are off the charts 1VaBlue1. A heady player that brings your lunch pail every day. Literally, a lunch pail. Filled with subs, wet wipes, ibuprofen, Werther's original, and a back up Life Alert for MGrowOld.

MeanJoe reporting

Mean…

MeanJoe reporting

Mean. Aggressive on the court. A "slasher".  Can literally hang on the rim once I get there. Sticks on defenders by latching on to their legs. Goes hard in the paint.

Is a Chlamydia riddled Koala. Bites. Can't jump. Very small.  Poor floor spacing. Can't hold a basketball. "Hard in the paint" doesn't mean what you think. Locker room cancer.

Good. Good. I am a very…

Good. Good. I am a very serious koala.  

Medved means bear in Slavic…

Medved means bear in Slavic languages.  

A joke?!?!?!    A JOKE?!?!?!…

A joke?!?!?!    A JOKE?!?!?!!?!!?!  

 

Okay. Cool.

Are you seriously…

Are you seriously considering that as an absolute indication of coach quality? If coach A loses to coach B and coach B is bad then coach A is bad?   Forget the conference, caliber of players, resources, etc.  That paints the whole picture for you.  One game.  

The real key was the one he…

The real key was the one he used to start his car.

Fire him.

Fire him as soon as possible.  And obligatory. . . Fire Warde.

I'll consider considering it…

I'll consider considering it if I'm in consideration.

Never Heard of him. Did he…

Never Heard of him. Did he have amy success in the NBA?

Dusty May

Dusty May. The coach, not the pornstar. 

Michael Barrett and no one…

Michael Barrett and no one else.

Sucks it ended this way.  

Sucks it ended this way.  

Be careful with this crude…

You need to be careful with these crude Hyman jokes. Some are gonna have thin skin. 

Jerry Collapsehouse if you…

Jerry Collapsehouse if you will. 

Is there anyone in the world…

Is there anyone in the world named named Billy Pilecondo or Jimmy Heapdwelling?  

I know right?!?!!

I know right?!?!!

I think mine was a stand…

I think mine was a stand alone comment.  Either way, no apology necessary. Momming this site is hard.  Godspeed!

I'd like an explanation why…

I'd like an explanation why my lighthearted joke about us "landing on the moon for real this time" was removed. It's a fun/silly conspiracy theory and the real footage being erased by NASA is true and an interesting fact.  Plenty of mean spirited comments to other posters did not get removed. 

Johnly, it is what it is.

Johnly, it is what it is.

More like passing gas…

More like passing gas offense