This sounds EXACTLY like something Freddy P. Soft would say. Now that I think of it, has anyone ever seen Petiti and Freddy P. Soft at the same time? Makes you think doesn't it?
I wonder if Moore's post was in reference to the snow? In other words, might we not interpret his frustration as in reference specifically to the snow and not to, say, the sluggish nature of the assistant coach hiring process?
Hi CoMisch. I work as a paranormal advisor. My sources are telling me that the only thing that will work (in terms of a sacrifice for Monday) is if you sacrifice part of your ear (just grab the sharpest knife in the drawer and carve off a piece approximately the size of a lima bean and place it in a jar), or if you run a knitting needle through your ballsack -- just has to go through the skin so not a big deal.
Brian Hartline gives it to you straight! He comes at you once! He’s there again twice! He’s not going to sneak away in the middle of the night in his stocking feet! In fact he’ll be there the next morning to make you breakfast and give it to you bro style — straight! He’s tough like the man he works for but he’ll have your back and he’ll be up in your grill all week don’t worry! Giving you the straight up TALK all week!
If you look at the “Portal Primer” post from a few days ago you’ll see that I hinted at this possibility. Obviously this solidifies my status as an “insider.” So I’ve got that going for me.
Is there any mutual interest between Michigan and recent portal entrant Walter Nolen? I recall being vaguely hopeful at one time that he might become a Wolverine.
I made chili for The Game for the past three years. I’m not sure if this is why Michigan has won all three matchups. I’ll be making the same chili next year so I guess we will find out then!
This hatred is a natural consequence of a socioeconomic base that encourages us to expect great things for ourselves, but that is also designed to systematically keep us from ever actually achieving a state of personal contentment. College football provides a vicarious outlet for our feelings of inadequacy and frustration, and fans of "rival" teams come to symbolize the vague and often ineffable obstacles we face in our lives. If Ohio State and its monomaniacal fans were "Ahab," Michigan is their white whale -- the "pasteboard mask" they must strike through to reach a state of existential peace.
When are people going to realize that these sports pundits are like actors? They play the role of “opinionated asshole” in order to rile up fans and drive traffic to themselves and their advertisers. In “real” life Paul Finenaum probably hates sports (he is clearly not athletic himself) and would prefer to sing show tunes and browse for antiques (for all we know); but his online persona is whatever he and his handlers think will strike a nerve at a given moment. Wasn’t he only recently a big fan of Harbaugh?
If you read the whole post, you make it to the next level, which is a magic ocean world where you float along and dodge through schools of approaching spinefish.
You’re not wrong. As long as the bones can be set well and secured he can make a 100% recovery. With any ligament injury there are likely to be issues, if not right away than somewhere down the line (arthritis, joint weakness, bone spurs or adhesions due to alignment changes in the joint, etc).
This is good news, but I’ll throw a little bit of a Debbie Downer in here. Orthopedic surgeons NEVER (or almost never) say their patients won’t fully recover. But I know from my own experience (and from speaking to others who have had football related knee surgeries) that once you’ve gone under the knife you’re never quite the same again. I would be curious to hear if anyone who has ever had major knee surgery thinks differently.
It seems like a better solution would be to simply defeat Michigan in a football game but this fellow is likely not psychologically capable of grasping that right now. Also I learned a new word in his post — but it’s tawdry to mention it (looked it up on urban dictionary).
I own an AI machine that takes two slices of raw bread and browns them to varying degrees depending on how you set this one knob on the side. If an ordinary civilian like me owns such a technological marvel, is it really so far- fetched to believe that Michigan football might own an AI machine that decodes an opponent’s plays at halftime?
This isn’t true at all. Day will be on the hot seat if he loses to Michigan three years in a row. He can join Earl Bruce and John Cooper in their circle jerk club.
In the final sentence of the first paragraph on page 13 the document the request suggests that this process has "cast dispersions" on Coach Harbaugh and the University. Is "cast dispersions" a legal term? Because if it isn't I believe the phrase should be "cast aspersions."
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This sounds EXACTLY like something Freddy P. Soft would say. Now that I think of it, has anyone ever seen Petiti and Freddy P. Soft at the same time? Makes you think doesn't it?
I wonder if Moore's post was in reference to the snow? In other words, might we not interpret his frustration as in reference specifically to the snow and not to, say, the sluggish nature of the assistant coach hiring process?
Will Johnson said two weeks ago that he knew JJ and Jim were leaving. I think your spin is wrong.
Of course. This is on Harbaugh not Warde.
Gotta keep Hart and keep him happy.
Hmm. The more speculation the better I say. Right?
Just negged you
Like many of us, I made the mistake of clicking on this post.
This tells me that there's a side to you that you haven't found a way to fully express just yet.
Why do they want to do this to Jim Harbaugh?
Also I have a machine that turns tortillas into delicious melty triangles
Just learned Darius Clemens also transferring which is a bummer.
The rhetorical term for this sort of thing is "apophasis."
This is stupid. Not funny, clever, or insightful. Just boring and dorky.
Hi CoMisch. I work as a paranormal advisor. My sources are telling me that the only thing that will work (in terms of a sacrifice for Monday) is if you sacrifice part of your ear (just grab the sharpest knife in the drawer and carve off a piece approximately the size of a lima bean and place it in a jar), or if you run a knitting needle through your ballsack -- just has to go through the skin so not a big deal.
No one cares about your boring responsible behavior!
Wasn’t Ladd McConkey the bassist for The Pogues?
Anyone know if there has been an update on Rayshaun Benny?
TIME TO OVERTAKE ASS!!
This is a post about a topic that I’m pretty sure is of little interest to me.
Brian Hartline gives it to you straight! He comes at you once! He’s there again twice! He’s not going to sneak away in the middle of the night in his stocking feet! In fact he’ll be there the next morning to make you breakfast and give it to you bro style — straight! He’s tough like the man he works for but he’ll have your back and he’ll be up in your grill all week don’t worry! Giving you the straight up TALK all week!
He was originally planning to sign with Michigan but Jimbo offered him a Rolls Royce:
https://www.diehardsport.com/college-football/five-star-says-he-was-going-to-michigan-before-sec-school-swooped-in-with-car/
If you look at the “Portal Primer” post from a few days ago you’ll see that I hinted at this possibility. Obviously this solidifies my status as an “insider.” So I’ve got that going for me.
Is there any mutual interest between Michigan and recent portal entrant Walter Nolen? I recall being vaguely hopeful at one time that he might become a Wolverine.
Doesn’t look like a real pic.
I made chili for The Game for the past three years. I’m not sure if this is why Michigan has won all three matchups. I’ll be making the same chili next year so I guess we will find out then!
This hatred is a natural consequence of a socioeconomic base that encourages us to expect great things for ourselves, but that is also designed to systematically keep us from ever actually achieving a state of personal contentment. College football provides a vicarious outlet for our feelings of inadequacy and frustration, and fans of "rival" teams come to symbolize the vague and often ineffable obstacles we face in our lives. If Ohio State and its monomaniacal fans were "Ahab," Michigan is their white whale -- the "pasteboard mask" they must strike through to reach a state of existential peace.
Come on Backwards James! What comes around goes around.
When are people going to realize that these sports pundits are like actors? They play the role of “opinionated asshole” in order to rile up fans and drive traffic to themselves and their advertisers. In “real” life Paul Finenaum probably hates sports (he is clearly not athletic himself) and would prefer to sing show tunes and browse for antiques (for all we know); but his online persona is whatever he and his handlers think will strike a nerve at a given moment. Wasn’t he only recently a big fan of Harbaugh?
If you read the whole post, you make it to the next level, which is a magic ocean world where you float along and dodge through schools of approaching spinefish.
You’re not wrong. As long as the bones can be set well and secured he can make a 100% recovery. With any ligament injury there are likely to be issues, if not right away than somewhere down the line (arthritis, joint weakness, bone spurs or adhesions due to alignment changes in the joint, etc).
This is actually very good news. More gruesome when it happens but better long term healing than ligament injuries.
This is good news, but I’ll throw a little bit of a Debbie Downer in here. Orthopedic surgeons NEVER (or almost never) say their patients won’t fully recover. But I know from my own experience (and from speaking to others who have had football related knee surgeries) that once you’ve gone under the knife you’re never quite the same again. I would be curious to hear if anyone who has ever had major knee surgery thinks differently.
It seems like a better solution would be to simply defeat Michigan in a football game but this fellow is likely not psychologically capable of grasping that right now. Also I learned a new word in his post — but it’s tawdry to mention it (looked it up on urban dictionary).
Day’s mope walk in the tunnel after the game is utterly magnificent to watch.
YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!
A toast to this quip!
I own an AI machine that takes two slices of raw bread and browns them to varying degrees depending on how you set this one knob on the side. If an ordinary civilian like me owns such a technological marvel, is it really so far- fetched to believe that Michigan football might own an AI machine that decodes an opponent’s plays at halftime?
This isn’t true at all. Day will be on the hot seat if he loses to Michigan three years in a row. He can join Earl Bruce and John Cooper in their circle jerk club.
Also it was very windy so that may have affected his passes a bit.
Tigerd just needs to post better. Period.
I bet you trust your proctologist because he is an “insider.”
I guess it’s too much to hope that a post titled “player perception” would provide actual information about player perception.
I read where Kenneth Grant is the new Michael Barrett.
They stole Penn State's sign for this play. The sign is a picture of a babooon's red ass, a plus sign, and then a picture of Lorraine Bobbitt.
He is just kidding.
Holy shit imagine that chasing after you with that amount of speed and determination.
https://x.com/Reflog_18/status/1723435720566563084?s=20
Legend!
In the final sentence of the first paragraph on page 13 the document the request suggests that this process has "cast dispersions" on Coach Harbaugh and the University. Is "cast dispersions" a legal term? Because if it isn't I believe the phrase should be "cast aspersions."