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|1 week 3 days ago||I think the more pertinent||
I think the more pertinent question is what am I and your mom going to be drinking tonight, no?
|7 weeks 5 days ago||Can somebody pinch me? Is it||
Can somebody pinch me? Is it really Friday? I can't stand it if it's true. How did we get throgh this week?
Anybody else feel completely overwhemled and buried by work? Sympathies if so, because I'm up to my neck.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||It's all about||
It's all about peaking/gelling/whatever you want to call it at the right time. I think Michigan is there now. Go Blue!
|10 weeks 6 days ago||Off topic question: is home||
Off topic question: is home made sushi genuinely better than the stuff you get at the grocery? Where do you get sushi grade fish?
|10 weeks 6 days ago||I get an ad for BP -- how||
I get an ad for BP -- how they're "committed to America" and restoring the Gulf. It's narrated by a chubby guy in a construction hat.
Is that what you mean by "boner pill ad"?
|11 weeks 2 days ago||Was Rod Serling a a good||
Was Rod Serling a a good writer?
|11 weeks 2 days ago||She will talk about how cold||
She will talk about how cold it was when she was getting her picture taken in Antarctica. Then she will tell a funny story. Then she will talk about what it's like to be on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue.
|11 weeks 4 days ago||This is supposed to be funny||
This is supposed to be funny right? Because Selma is a town in Alabama? And that busty lusty is actually named Salma? If so the whole thing signifies on a remarkable level.
|12 weeks 5 days ago||This just shows how difficult||
This just shows how difficult it can be to fill hour after hour of sports talk radio with relevant or even intereresting information. Sports talk radio can become almost unspeakably inane when football season ends.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||What do you mind?||
What do you mind?
|14 weeks 1 day ago||Once in Ohio a biting turtle||
Once in Ohio a biting turtle bit a man named Woodie Hayes in the penis. Woodie Hayes was allegedly holding the turtle because he loved animals such as turtles and ducks.
|15 weeks 1 day ago||This is one of the stupidest||
This is one of the stupidest looking weight rooms I've ever seen! I mean I've seen some stupid looking weight rooms, but this one takes the cake!
|16 weeks 2 days ago||True enough my friend. I was||
True enough my friend. I was just trying to be funny. No offense intended.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||I wonder what John Kolesar's||
I wonder what John Kolesar's 40 time would be if he were tested today. He was one of my all time favorite Wolverines.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||Or perhaps someone who made||
Or perhaps someone who made it through third grade?
|16 weeks 2 days ago||You don't need an apostrophe||
You don't need an apostrophe to make a plural. An apostrophe indicates a possessive.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||I'm more disturbed by what,||
I'm more disturbed by what, from my professional medical perspective, looks like a case of anemia in Mark Dantonio. He's as sallow as he can be. Can you imagine him tearing into a slab of ribs specially prepared by the mother of a prize recruit from, say, Selma, or Foley Alabama? There would be far too much meat on that plate for any trust to develop! Plus he didn't even touch his okra or his collards!
|16 weeks 5 days ago||Is that you Gus Malzahn? It||
Is that you Gus Malzahn? It will be killer sledding weather and hot chicks love to sled. That's my pitch.
edit: Ok. That's enough. After my second Friday martini I've posted three times. Get a grip Marvin. Time to get some food in that belly.
|16 weeks 5 days ago||But that's really no fun||
But that's really no fun Russale2012. Do you want to live in a world without fun speculation about high school seniors?
|16 weeks 5 days ago||What percentage of "the||
What percentage of "the world" do you think knows who this young man is? And I suppose if we take that number and divide it by two thirds, that percentage might be shocked a little. But in the grand scheme of things is it really as important as Manti Teo? Have some perspective people!
|17 weeks 1 day ago||It's Milos Kalifakinedes.||
It's Milos Kalifakinedes. He's a Greek wiz kid from the F.E.T.A. league.
|17 weeks 4 days ago||This sort of lament is about||
This sort of lament is about as old as SNL itself.
|18 weeks 4 days ago||Literally or figuratively?||
Literally or figuratively?
|23 weeks 4 days ago||Wow! What a great win for Ron||
Wow! What a great win for Ron English and his staff!
OT: Seriously though: has there ever been a worse coaching move than Ron English made? He was once on the short list for some seriously good positions. I guess his stint at Loo-uh-vull didn't help. But there is no way in any hell in any universe that a man can make EMU successful at football. Am I wrong about this? I ask in all seriousness because I am not an elitist and I like to see programs like EMU succeed. The only thing I can compare it to is like the guy who was the OC at Arkansas who took the UAB job. How can you expect to be succesfull when you're competing with the big boys in your state?
|23 weeks 6 days ago||This post is interesting. The||
This post is interesting. The whole coaching change thing seems to epitomize the way student athletes are exploited today. Coaches tell them one thng but then do the opposite.
That said, I'm very surprised to see Bielema leave for Arkansas. I thought he was totally committed to Wisconsin,.
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Go Blue! Let's fuckng maul||
Go Blue! Let's fuckng maul those fucking fucktards.
|24 weeks 4 days ago||We haven't lost Conely yet.||
We haven't lost Conley yet. And the word "loose" means "not tight." Lose is the one you're looking for.
|24 weeks 6 days ago||Awesome. That sounds like a||
Awesome. That sounds like a lyric from The Clash!
|24 weeks 6 days ago||They also have a deitician||
They also have a deitician who is sort of like a publicist but more agey.
|24 weeks 6 days ago||I think the whole Kiffin clan||
I think the whole Kiffin clan is sort of gross. I bet their house smells like lettuce.