"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
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|1 day 3 hours ago||That's a great idea until||
That's a great idea until your 10-year anniversary coincides with a huge Michigan game in 2026.
|2 days 2 hours ago||Quote of the day from||
Quote of the day from r/cfb:
(OSU fan) Still nothing from Eleven Warriors...
(Michigan fan) They are busy renaming it Ten Warriors.
|3 days 5 hours ago||Got mine on Saturday out here in||
Got mine on Saturday out here in Utah.
|4 days 19 hours ago||At what point in the running||
At what point in the running game's futility does Michigan say "fuck it" and adopt the Air Raid offense?
|1 week 2 days ago||I had the good fortune to see||
I had the good fortune to see him perform standup at Hill Auditorium in October 2009. Early in his act, he said "I hear Coach Rodriguez is holding extra practices...too bad they don't appear to be working." MASSIVE laugh/groan from the crowd.
Damn I will miss him.
|1 week 6 days ago||Oh fuck no. That is||
Oh fuck no. That is awful.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||There's a documentary on||
There's a documentary on Netflix about the discovery of his bones, and her reaction is in it.
I felt kind of mean laughing about her being so upset, but it's a totally ridiculous thing to be upset about.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||That '08 Northwestern game||
That '08 Northwestern game was the worst game weather I've experienced (I was not at '95 Purdue). I was in the band so we couldn't take shelter, couldn't leave early, and had to perform the post game concert. By the time we got back to Revelli Hall, I couldn't move my fingers to take my soaking wet gloves off so I went into the bathroom, used my wrists to awkwardly manhandle the hot tap on, then stuck my hands (gloves and all) under hot water for a few minutes until I had enough feeling back in my hands to operate my fingers.
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Why was 538 polling||
Why was 538 polling Lieutenant Commander Data about Star Wars?
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Money quote: “I have||
Money quote: “I have religiously attended (UM)) football games for 50 years,” Deitch said. “I have not found that experience lacking of fireworks.”
|5 weeks 53 min ago||It's early, but there were||
It's early, but there were some reports in the last few days that the rebels had gotten ahold of a BUK.
|5 weeks 20 hours ago||Please be "Idiocracy."||
Please be "Idiocracy."
|5 weeks 20 hours ago||"Donaudampfschiffahrtselektri||
"Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft" meaning "association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services."
|5 weeks 1 day ago||Continuing an ASG tradition.||
Continuing an ASG tradition. Ripken got one of those fat fastballs down the middle in his last ASG a few years back (he put it over the wall).
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Nice to see a home-and-home||
Nice to see a home-and-home with a powerhouse program, but it's over a decade away. Shrug.
|5 weeks 3 days ago||I laughed at "After the||
I laughed at "After the Nebraska legislature made the bizarre decision to ban Metallica music from the state (the move was so controversial it passed with only one house of the state legislature)". Nice subtle joke about the Unicam.
For the uninitiated, Nebraska's state legislature has only one house.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||I was at the 2007 MSU game as||
I was at the 2007 MSU game as well. My clearest memories from that game are Hart picking up Mallett's fumble (and gaining 10 yards and a first down after picking it up!) and the ball slowly bouncing down the field in a near-silent stadium after MSU's last-gasp drive ended in an incomplete pass on fourth down.
|6 weeks 1 day ago||8-4. Losses to ND,||
8-4. Losses to ND, Northwestern, MSU, and OSU. Rampant speculation about Hoke's job security going into the bowl game and much rending of garments in these parts.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||I was in the band when the||
I was in the band when the piped-in music began. There was some talk of doing a show called "A Tribute to Canned Music." The band would march out, make the formation of a can, then pop the lid off and play all of the terrible songs that got played over and over by the stadium DJ (7 Nation Army and the like).
The worry was that AD funding for away trips and bowl games would coincidentally become unavailable, so it never went beyond informal discussions.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||And home vs. BYU next year as||
And home vs. BYU next year as well.
|7 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|7 weeks 2 days ago||Sigh.||
|7 weeks 6 days ago||Ugh. I'm dreading the||
Ugh. I'm dreading the broadcast for that precise reason.
|8 weeks 17 hours ago||Nothing brings out the stupid on this board like||
Nothing brings out the stupid on this board like this topic does.
|8 weeks 6 days ago||Good on Brandon. If I knock him when he deserves||
Good on Brandon. If I knock him when he deserves it, I should give him credit when he does something good.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||So we could watch replay after replay of the first||
So we could watch replay after replay of the first game during the broadcast. And so the announcers can talk about it nonstop for 3+ hours.
|10 weeks 6 days ago||Brandon clashes with the new university president||
Brandon clashes with the new university president and is shown the door.
|11 weeks 17 hours ago||Hopefully because Lewan was||
Hopefully because Lewan was out partying in a red shirt mere hours after losing to OSU.
|11 weeks 17 hours ago||RIP, Zim||
|11 weeks 3 days ago||From his recent Reddit||
From his recent Reddit AMA: