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|1 day 5 hours ago||He's getting paid a lot to||
He's getting paid a lot to put up with these shams. And he needs to.
Fortiunately for the rest of us, him standing there reading the alphabet would be entertaining.
|1 day 5 hours ago||Here's one on the house.||
Here's one on the house.
|1 day 5 hours ago||All Michigan, all the time.||
All Michigan, all the time.
|1 day 5 hours ago||If you were FoxSports1, what||
If you were FoxSports1, what else would you do?
You have to promote a Thursday night game featuring a mid P5 team that a lot of people east of the rockies don't know much about vs. a team that was 5-7 last year and has not been relevant for seven years. What would you do?
You'd look for some kind of angle - any kind - that could spark some national interest:
FS1 Marketing guy #1: "How about Joe Pesci saying 'Youts' a bunch of times."
FS1 Marketing guy #2: "Nah, too played out. Utes. Youts. We get it already."
FS1 Marketing guy #1: "How about the Michigan mascot getting into a fight with an actor dressed as the Mormon founder Joseph Smith?"
FS1 Marketing guy #2: "No way. That would be just too bizarre and offensive. Michigan does not have a mascot."
FS1 Marketing guy #1: "I got nothing."
FS1 Marketing guy #2: "Me neither."
Secretary: "Hey, I know . . . how about featuring something on Jim Harbaugh, one of the winningest coaches in the NFL who left the league in an unprecedented move to go back to college, and who has been a rock star across the entire globe since?"
FS1 Marketing guy #1: "That just might work."
FS1 Marketing guy #2: "Does he have any unique or unusual mannerisms that we could play up?"
Secretary: "Grab some coffee. We could be here a while."
|1 day 6 hours ago||Holy shit, it worked. That's||
Holy shit, it worked.
That's the wierdest thing ever.
What this blog needs is an engineer running it.
Oh, wait . . .
|1 day 7 hours ago||Video of the Harbus in||
Video of the Harbus in action:
Cute, but it needs an M hat.
The playcard stuffed in the pants and the giant sharpie are a nice touch though.
|1 day 19 hours ago||I never want to see this.||
I never want to see this. Ever. I hope he has a full and fast recovery.
|1 day 19 hours ago||The more interesting streak||
The more interesting streak is that other than Rich Rod, they all beat OSU their first year. Oosterbann, Elliot, Bo, Mo, Carr, Hoke. All of them.
Pretty impressive. That's a streak I'd like to see continue.
|1 day 23 hours ago||That was no iceberg, that was||
That was no iceberg, that was Charlie Weis.
|1 day 23 hours ago||Cool. I did not realize that||
Cool. I did not realize that Mo did defense. I was under the impression that he just did offense.
Do you remember the chair incident?
|1 day 23 hours ago||We played it very tight and||
We played it very tight and close to the vest. Iowa did not score a single TD and won just on field goals. Shades of the Sugar Bowl against Auburn in the '83 season. We hold Bo Freakin Jackson completely out of the end zone but still lose on field goals.
I swear, if Bo was willing to thow the ball on third and short no more than 5 key times in his career, he would have had multiple National Championships.
|1 day 23 hours ago||You were rated #1 by at least||
You were rated #1 by at least one outlet. I still have the article cut out somewhere.
The AD owes you a ring.
|2 days 1 hour ago||Me neither. You have to||
Me neither. You have to right click on the ">>" and do "open link in new tab". But as soon as you look at a thread in the new tab, the new tab goes right back to the front page. Fun stuff.
Like Beaver Stadium, you come to MGoBlog for sports content not aesthetics.
|2 days 3 hours ago||Don't worry, he'll be the AD||
Don't worry, he'll be the AD here some day.
|2 days 3 hours ago||I don't know, I kind of like||
I don't know, I kind of like the stream-of-consciousness we get on the board. I think I found out we got Bin Laden on here.
If everything was in tight little boxes off to the side i know I would miss a lot of stuff.
People will always complain about something. I wouldn't over-chase all the complaints.
A good solution might be if the board could show more than the 15 or so threads it shows on the first page. Once something gets bumped to the second page, it dies pretty quickly.
|2 days 3 hours ago||TWSS.||
|2 days 4 hours ago||We're just busting your||
We're just busting your ass.
Screw your job, you should spend more time hanging out with us. We're lot's of fun when we're not being snarky dicks.
|2 days 4 hours ago||Some perspective: We are||
Some perspective: We are (finally) in the Big Ten East Division with Ohio State in a rich recruiting territory, and not in the "Legends" Division.
Oh, and Jim Harbaugh is our coach.
It worked out OK.
Nine days till kickoff.
|2 days 5 hours ago||PSU being good, 1 or 2 of the||
PSU being good, 1 or 2 of the crossover opponents being good
This is what will happen.
PSU and Wisconsin / Nebraska in the same year will be plenty appealing. Night game-worthy even.
|2 days 6 hours ago||(No subject)||
Please tell me you didn't.
|2 days 6 hours ago||We broke him. *sigh*||
We broke him.
|2 days 6 hours ago||Good God, Sparty is going to||
Good God, Sparty is going to get like ten of these.
|2 days 6 hours ago||MGoBlog Rule #354:||
MGoBlog Rule #354:
75% of the people on MGoBlog are smarter than you. Therefore if you read something that you think is unusually stupid . . . it's probably sarcasm.
|2 days 6 hours ago||Why is 11W getting these||
Why is 11W getting these excerpts and not MGoBlog?
|2 days 6 hours ago||Smart IT Department. I was||
Smart IT Department.
I was going to hack some Social Security #'s, but now I'll go elsewhere.
|2 days 6 hours ago||a Michigan bar in||
a Michigan bar in Honolulu
Wow, that is paradise.
|2 days 7 hours ago||Whoo Hoo!! $1.29 gas!||
Whoo Hoo!! $1.29 gas!
Thank you for your service.
|2 days 7 hours ago||Don't know much about Joel||
Don't know much about who Joel Klatt is, but in 9 days we'll all get to decide for ourselves.
|2 days 7 hours ago||Thank you for the reality||
Thank you for the reality break.
Now back to our regularly schyeduled daydream.
|2 days 20 hours ago||I love 7 Nation Army at||
I love 7 Nation Army at Michigan football games.
I don't just like it, I love it.