LumberJack

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2 years 31 weeks ago	Ahh, the Todd L. Levitt	Ahh, the Todd L. Levitt public access show.  Todd would ejaculate if he knew two people had actually watched that.  Are you an attorney?
2 years 31 weeks ago	Doesn't Levitt practice in	Doesn't Levitt practice in Mount Pleasant?  I knew Todd when he practiced in SE Michigan, but I thought he moved to the CMU area.
2 years 31 weeks ago	Clearly, you haven't gone to	Clearly, you haven't gone to law school.
2 years 31 weeks ago	Well, let's hope he can take	Well, let's hope he can take care of things academically so that Michigan admissions is comfortable with him.  I'd love to see this kid in maize and blue.
2 years 32 weeks ago	I get that Franzen, Bertuzzi,	I get that Franzen, Bertuzzi, and Cleary were out, but how could Babcock continue to allow the PP unit to dump and chase when it didn't work once all night?
2 years 32 weeks ago	No doubt that was goaltender	No doubt that was goaltender interference.  He skated right into Howard.  Un-fucking-believable.
2 years 32 weeks ago	Wings need to pick their	Wings need to pick their heads up.  One couldn't even begin to count the number of dumb passes they've made in this series.
2 years 33 weeks ago	Yes, yes.  God will cut them	Yes, yes.  God will cut them down.  He will.  He really will.  That god is always cutting down cheating hockey players.  He's so busy cutting down cheating hockey players that he has no time to do other things--like cut down tyrannical despots, cure horrific diseases, or prevent natural disasters.  His priorities might seem out of whack, but who are we to question that god guy? And fuck San Jose.
2 years 34 weeks ago	What you've just written is	What you've just written is one the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read.  Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it.
2 years 36 weeks ago	Which is why Starbucks has	Which is why Starbucks has made billions selling energy-boosting apples, right Joseph Smith?  Errr.  Wait.  Don't be an idiot.  If people felt the same boost from apples as they did from coffee, people would be consuming Granny Smiths and Red Deliciouses in the same quantity they consumed giant mugs of Pike Place and venti mocha lattes.
2 years 36 weeks ago	Sure it does, Brigham Young.	Sure it does, Brigham Young.  Sure it does.
2 years 36 weeks ago	Goofing on Mormons = +1 in my	Goofing on Mormons = +1 in my book.  (For that matter, goofing on any religion = +1.)  I lived with a Mormon girl for a while, and she told me that the church recommends that its members eat an apple to perk them up if they're tired.  The church actually said that an apple would provide you with just as much of an energy boost as a cup of coffee.  It never ceases to amaze me what some people will believe when it's cloaked in the "authority" of religion...
2 years 38 weeks ago	It's sort of funny how these	It's sort of funny how these recruits' reactions to Hoke are similar to previous recruits' reactions to Rodriguez.  Are there coaches of major college programs that aren't personable or who don't talk about "random stuff"?  Shooting the shit just seems to be part of the job, I guess.
2 years 38 weeks ago	It's sort of funny how these	It's sort of funny how these recruits' reactions to Hoke are similar to previous recruits' reactions to Rodriguez.  Are there coaches of major college programs that aren't personable or who don't talk about "random stuff"?  Shooting the shit just seems to be part of the job, I guess.
2 years 38 weeks ago	Well done, sir.  Well done.	Well done, sir.  Well done.
2 years 38 weeks ago	Well done, sir.  Well done.	Well done, sir.  Well done.
2 years 38 weeks ago	I second this.  Also, ask if	I second this.  Also, ask if it's true that he insisted on breaking down film with the football coaches.
2 years 38 weeks ago	Urban Meyer can coach.  He's	Urban Meyer can coach.  He's a proven commodity.  He recruits talent and he wins with that talent.  That's more than anyone can say about any coach at Michigan in well over a decade, Brady Hoke included. And the arrests that occurred on his watch, they're Meyer's fault?  Is Meyer supposed to babysit all 85 scholarship players (not to mention walk-ons) 24 hours a day?  No, he's not supposed to and he couldn't even if he was.  The fact is, many programs have players get into trouble, and Michigan's no exception (see, e.g., Chris Richards, Carson Butler, Mario Maningham, Ryan Mallett, Justin Feagin, Kevin Grady, Boubacar Cissoko, etc.)  The real question is how those players are dealt with, and I've seen no evidence that Meyer was anything less than upstanding in his handling of players in these circumstances.
2 years 41 weeks ago	An SEC homer who says that	An SEC homer who says that "Tressel even learned to cheat as well as" SEC schools?  He's being fair here....
2 years 41 weeks ago	Link?	Link?
2 years 42 weeks ago	When is Beilein going to stop	When is Beilein going to stop playing Stu so much?  The kid can't seem to do anything right: he can't shoot, he can't play defense, and he's good for a turnover or two every game.  What gives, JB?
2 years 43 weeks ago	Wow.  Did you really misjudge	Wow.  Did you really misjudge the idiocy of your first post that much?
2 years 43 weeks ago	Stu Douglass has been really	Stu Douglass has been really good for this team lately.  Really good.  Really.  Real.
2 years 48 weeks ago	Intercessory prayer does not	Intercessory prayer does not work.  It has been proven: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16569567 CONCLUSIONS: Intercessory prayer itself had no effect on complication-free recovery from CABG, but certainty of receiving intercessory prayer was associated with a higher incidence of complications.
2 years 48 weeks ago	Pro Tip for the OP: Shut the	Pro Tip for the OP: Shut the fuck up.  This isn't your website.
2 years 48 weeks ago	The coach we should want the	The coach we should want the most is the one that wants to be here the most? Well, if that's the case, I know a guy who's 45 and has been going to games since he was a toddler.  He's got season tickets and cheers like crazy at every home game.  He always says he knows better than those "stupid coaches" and rants about how they're overpaid and don't appreciate the job they have.  He says he'd give his left nut to be the coach and wouldn't demand a salary.  Now that's the coach we need, right?  Right? /s
2 years 48 weeks ago	There are ~120 teams in D1	There are ~120 teams in D1 college football.  Even if Michigan finished last in total defense under GERG (which it didn't), finishing 95th or 89th (as OK State did under Bedford) would not be a 1,000X improvement.  Vance Bedford simply would not be a big improvement over the GERG catastrophe.  He'd be a barely noticeable improvement.
2 years 48 weeks ago	to compare any current	to compare any current somewhat decent DC to GERG is crazy. To say Vance Bedford would be 1,000X better than GERG is crazy.  Would he be better?  Probably.  But not 1,000X better.
2 years 48 weeks ago	Vance Bedford would be 1,000X	Vance Bedford would be 1,000X better than GERG?  Did you read the front page today?  At Oklahoma State, Bedford's coordinating produced the 95th and 89th best defenses in the nation.  YEEEEEHAW!!  Got me feelin' good! /s
2 years 48 weeks ago	This doesn't qualify as an	This doesn't qualify as an emo whine post.  The OP makes a reasoned argument, regardless of the crude wording.  The AD shouldn't talk about changing the way Michigan operates by finally paying top-tier money to its coaches and then turn around and hire a coach that doesn't deserve top-tier money.  That's a valid point, not an emo whine.

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