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Packers fan, but moving to…

Packers fan, but moving to Minneapolis in 3-4 years, so I hope I get to watch him play

When in doubt, you can do…

When in doubt, you can do the long form: Katelynne.  I have seen resumes from Brookelynnes and even one from a Mandalynne; sadly the latter was not a music major.

When in doubt, use the…

When in doubt, use the softball superlatives.  In the case, “Lady that shoots the hell out of the ball” or “That one lady that’s better than everybody else”

Understood and seconded

Understood and seconded

RIP Buy 1 get 5 free.  I…

RIP Buy 1 get 5 free.  I lived in those shirts when I was a poor student.

One division would have to…

One division would have to be horrendous and the other amazing.  That said, intra division play would likely prevent that scenario.  (e.g. SEC is so good that it hurts their chances of getting multiple teams in the playoff)

That’s where the wild cards…

That’s where the wild cards come in to play.  If 3rd is division A is worse than 5th in division B, 4 and 5 in Division B would be the wild cards.  That way, nobody gets screwed.

https://www.espn.com/nhl…

https://www.espn.com/nhl/standings/_/view/wild-card

We are a quick react society…

We are a quick react society that digests headlines and snippets instead of seeking to fully understand the situation before reacting.  Some of that springs from the “First” mentality of social media; I have to be the first person to show that I am angry, so I react before I really know the story to which I am reacting.

I’m more a fan of the Shlomo…

I’m more a fan of the Shlomo Hamburger Academy of fine Arts

Either one results in a…

Either one results in a seemingly unshakable darkness.  I hold no anger for those that could not find their way out of the darkness, as I have been there before.  Hopefully, his pain is gone.

Looked good to me, but not…

Looked good to me, but not clear enough

Two minutes in and they…

Two minutes in and they start with the Disrespekt.  I would rather be playing Michigan Tech, but alas.

He just may.  

He just may.  

That’s impastable.  Is the…

That’s impastable.  Is the one really Italian?  The other one is likely polish, but how?!

Correct.  I look at my gut,…

Correct.  I look at my gut, in the mirror, daily.  I have yet to do anything about it.

I felt like a genius for…

I felt like a genius for picking Duchesne, but my hatred picked Mississippi State over MSU, so I am in 19th place in my pool.  Oregon is about to ruin my day.

nah, it’s Parnell.  If you…


nah, it’s Parnell.  If you know, you know

I wouldn't be shocked to see…

I wouldn't be shocked to see Minneapolis trade up.  

Ah.  Explains the orange. …

Ah.  Explains the orange.  No love for LSSU

I don't mind the Michigan…

I don't mind the Michigan ones.  The Lake State would be badass if the anchor wasn't orange.

With Jefferson, Addison,…

With Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, and a RB to be named later, not to mention the O-Line, JJ would destroy if he went to Minnesota.  Do we like that he'd be in the NFC North? No.  Would he be a great fit? Yes.

Now, he knows about the cup

Now, he knows about the cup

Awwww, he doesn’t know about…

Awwww, he doesn’t know about the cup.

Shhhh.  Don’t remind them!

Shhhh.  Don’t remind them!

Same.  Dual Income Little…

Same.  Dual Income Little Dog Owner is a label I wear proudly.

Cool Artwork

yeah.  You can put him in…

yeah.  You can put him in for that one trick play that everyone knows is coming.  "Oh, it's Milton in at FB.  I bet it's going to be a HB pass.  Yup.  Sure was.  Lucky for them the ball ended up in the parking lot"

You missed the joke. …

You missed the joke.  Obviously, they voted for themselves.  Math folks are so literal.

I wonder who cast two 'no'…

I wonder who cast two 'no' votes?  In true MSU fashion, it would be hilarious if both of them voted to remove themselves and two other people voted to keep them.

He’s doing the <insert your…

He’s doing the <insert your deity here>’s work; single moms need love, too.

He’s deflecting the comment…

He’s deflecting the comment about him hooking up with a recruit’s mom.

ChatGPT says 5-5.5 seconds. …

ChatGPT says 5-5.5 seconds.  I give this five fakes out of five.

My first wife left me…

My first wife left me because my 40 time was so slow that it forced her to cheat on me.  I was hoping she would leave, so I stopped by McDonald’s as part of my 40 yd run…

29 beers and 29 wings

29 beers and 29 wings

1.  Never made it through an…

1.  Never made it through an entire film.  Always get bored by the predictability.

2. Probably The Incredible Hulk from the 80s TV show.  I like my heroes broken.

3. Cesar Romero’s Joker.  I like my villains broken and insane.

4. No.  The “that’s what it’s all about” is saying shaking your legs is the point of the dance.  If I had to point to one thing being ‘the’ thing that it’s all about, I’d say it’s probably the changing of the seasons in the Midwest.  There is nothing quite like that first cold morning in the fall when the leaves are changing.  

Would you dare say Yzerman…

Would you dare say Yzerman is changing the tide in the rivalry?  It appears they are selling jerseys in Chicago.

Unrelated, but the blonde…

Unrelated, but the blonde lady in the Discover Card commercials is unwatchable.  She reminds me of my alcoholic aunt and neither are funny

We had the 45 when I was a…

We had the 45 when I was a kid.  I had no idea what they were saying, but I danced to it nonstop.

MIL lives walking distance…

MIL lives walking distance from the field.  We will be there if this happens.

Other things that annoy me…

Other things that annoy me are clowns, misuse of the reflexive (I cannot send an email to yourself, Janice.), and that both Cottage Inn and Angelo's closed.

The new Apple device…

The new Apple device actually burns the information into your retinas so that you will never forget.

Rebel

Rebel

You guys see this story that…

You guys see this story that The Original Cottage Inn is closed and will become a totally different pizza place?  Looks like the other satellite locations will continue to operate, though.

 

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2024/02/the-original-cottage-inn-will-transform-into-a-new-business-in-ann-arbor.html

That tracks, considering how…

That tracks, considering how much Herbstreit was drooling over him.

Moore: Why you so angry all…

Moore: Why you so angry all the time?

J-M: They closed Blimpie and I can't get a good burger

Moore: Man, what about Brown Jug?

J-M: I get a bad feeling about that place.  Pretty sure something is going to happen there that isn't good.

Moore: Ok, weirdo.

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Likely a family situation. …

Likely a family situation.  He's from Columbus.

He was getting a Master's in…

He was getting a Master's in Social Work.  Maybe he needed a field study in order to graduate.  A school full of coolerpoopers is chock-full of subjects for a great thesis.  Also, he's from Columbus. Good luck, kid!

 

Of course, right after I…

Of course, right after I posted this, ESPN announced that Rielly has been given the option of an in-person hearing.  This signals an extended suspension is likely coming.  Alas, the other questions still are still germane.

 

Creepy, but that was me at…

Creepy, but that was me at Kroger Gas Station.  Pretty sure that was you.