a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
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|13 hours 13 min ago||I think he said the "away" table. Sounds||
I think he said the "away" table. Sounds reasonable seeing as they have both red letter games at home this year.
|1 week 2 days ago||Spot on. I get sick of hearing these losers; from||
Spot on. I get sick of hearing these losers; from scumbag rappers, athletes, and corporate assholes citing The Art Of War, and 48 Laws Of Power as inspirations. To me, those books are instruction manuals on how to be an insufferable despicable piece of shit.
|1 week 3 days ago||And Gruden is a fucking piece||
And Gruden is a fucking piece of shit. I hope the skins go 0-16, and his ass is shown the door. But alas, he's probably an alumnus of the Lane Kiffin School of Falling Forward.
|1 week 4 days ago||Thank you, I appreciate that.||
Thank you, I appreciate that. As for the avi, I hoped and prayed that it would be on the web and lo' and behold it was. I always played Super Tec with the Lions, and whenever we'd played the Bears, Jim and Neal Anderson would always have a play or two that would make me throw the controller. I mean how in the hell would Anderson house a 50+ yard run multiple times when he looked like he was running in slow motion compared to Barry and Tecmo Bo?!
|1 week 4 days ago||I think the pussies in the||
I think the pussies in the comment section would be just fine with orange slices, Capri Suns, and participation trophies. Jake Boss Sr. was my gym coach when I was a freshman in high school. He knew I was bright student, and a hell of an athlete, but I just mailed it in in the classroom, and on the court and field. He said he was going to take me in his office and light a fire under my ass, but he left a couple of days later. As intimidating as he was, I still wish I would have gotten that dress down. Things would probably be totally different.
|1 week 4 days ago||Ask and ye shall receive||
I hate that man with a passion, but Dantonio has definitely changed the culture at that place. Damn I long for the Williams/Smith days of derpitude.
|1 week 4 days ago||+1||
This made me laugh out loud.
|1 week 4 days ago||I heard he was pretty raunchy||
I heard he was pretty raunchy while he was at GVSU. I heard the f (the other f word) and c word was thrown around quite a bit.
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|1 week 4 days ago||All jokes aside, I didn't||
All jokes aside, I didn't appreciate them when they were popular. I thought they were downright corny until I heard "The Sign" playing on the radio while I was getting some dental work done. I don't know if it was the nitrous oxide, or my continously evolving taste in music, but I was like
|1 week 4 days ago||No kidding||
Despite my lame attempts at humor and insight on this blog, 2013 to early 2015 was a pretty dark time for me. I hope I don't ever walk down that dark path again. But just in case...
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Impressive...||
Your knowledge of west coast producers is impressive. Throw Daz in that group too. His work on Dogg Food and the Murder Was The Case soundtrack was ridiculous.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Hardest song off The Chronic. All the hype and||
Hardest song off The Chronic. All the hype and hoopla surrounding Straight Outta Compton has my feeling real nostalgic about the good ol' days of rap/hip hop.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Star Wars, cars, the martial||
Star Wars, cars, the martial arts, all things U fo M, and real estate. That's just the ones I'm the most passionate about. I'm one of those people that if I take interest in something, it becomes an obsession to me. I would like to get into golf and target shooting more, but just don't have the time.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I just recently found out||
I just recently found out that Allston had passed away. I was really bummed out by that. He was one of my favorite EU authors.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Agreed||
I enjoyed "A People's History", but I felt it wasn't objective enough. That book and "A Patriot's History of the United States" were the "textbooks" for a history class I took, and I felt that "Patriot's" leaned to far to the other side of the spectrum. I think that's why they were both assigned; to read both and come to our own conclusions about the same historical events they both espoused.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||A childhood friend of mine||
A childhood friend of mine rented Exile, and whover had it before him completed it, and his/her password was still in the game. We would load play their game, which would take us to the last level and took turns beating it. I take beating games pretty seriously, and kind of felt like a fraud. Actraiser (SNES) was a pretty sweet and underrated game. The musical score is fucking awesome.
Nothing else needs to be said about Goldenye besides GOAT. My son and I play that to this day.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||What do you mean "biblical?"||
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Or like my old man said:||
"Don't eat where you shit."
|3 weeks 3 days ago||The jock strap comment had me||
The jock strap comment had me in tears.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Agreed. Some may think they||
Agreed. Some may think they are a little over the top, but I think the HBCU's down south absolutely SHIT on the supposed best damn band in the land.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Wow...I'll just insert this here||
|3 weeks 6 days ago||Yup. I remember ads for Coleman Rental, Color||
Yup. I remember ads for Coleman Rental, Color Tyme, and Highand. "Fifty watts per channel babycakes!" And who can forget the ditty: "Two great Lazyboy chairs...one great low price." Shit, now that's going to be stuck in my head all day.
|3 weeks 6 days ago||That commercial was great. To my disappointment, a||
That commercial was great. To my disappointment, a couple of years ago, I diving through YouTube looking at retro commercials, and I discovered that the commercial wasn't unique to Detroit. They would use the same animal footage and voiceovers, but would plug in what ever zoo that represented the local affiliate. I saw the same exact commercial for the San Diego Zoo,and I believe San Antonio as well. Sigh.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Holy shit, I remember that! Funny how I never||
Holy shit, I remember that! Funny how I never thought about that again until you mentioned it.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||That's shitty||
I always liked him, even after wrestling. They Live kicked ass. I remember my ninth grade English teacher showed us that movie in class the last day before Christmas break. He seemed like he was a really good dude.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||This shit has Tom "Charged||
This shit has Tom "Charged Up".
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Asshole got off pretty easy,||
Asshole got off pretty easy, and not legal or academic wise. He's lucky he didn't do that shit just slightly west of EL. Lansing is definitely not Flint, Detroit, or Benton Harbor, but he definitely would have had some hot shit thrown his way if he did that shit to some of the hooligans that inhabit Lansing.
|5 weeks 5 days ago||My god, my thoughts are with you as well. I read||
My god, my thoughts are with you as well. I read an article in SI some years back about athletes that died suddenly due to heart ailments. There was an almost an entire branch of this family's tree that had passed away due to HCM. That is some scary shit.
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus||
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept?
/obscure Ghostface reference.