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|6 hours 16 min ago||Hoke's teams never execute.||
Hoke's teams never execute. Other teams do execute - Ergo?
|9 hours 49 min ago||He thumped Nebraska when they||
He thumped Nebraska when they joined the the conference.
I'm retaining "Ohio" until the senate finally gets it through their heads that Ohio needs to be utterly destroyed.
|4 days 2 hours ago||A burning desire for||
A burning desire for redemption after blowing his dream job leads Brady Hoke to construct a time machine.
Traveling time for the future of mankind, Brady experiments upon himself with a dangerous mix of genetic modification, cybernetic implants, and ancient arcane rites.
He becomes something... more than a Hoke. He can now see into the astral planes, he can feel the ether which divides the worlds.
Armed with the power cosmic, Hoke returns to earth to defend the only colors that matter. Hoke vows unceasing hostilities against Ohio and the great civil war between Hoke and Ohio will be fought as a powerless America looks on.
Finally after many battles, starving and outnumbered, Hoke charges the fields of Bannockburn...
And wins Michigan's freedom.
|4 days 2 hours ago||Deploy Harbaugh for great||
Deploy Harbaugh for great justice!
|4 days 2 hours ago||For pooping. Silly.||
For pooping. Silly.
|4 days 10 hours ago||Let's find intelligent life||
Let's find intelligent life out there. Let's teach them football, kick their asses, feel good about ourselves and then have those aliens bury our program 31-0 100 years later.
2014 is a science fiction movie.
|4 days 16 hours ago||She does huh?||
She does huh?
|6 days 16 hours ago||Enjoy your stay.||
Enjoy your stay.
|6 days 17 hours ago||WD responds as he wishes,||
WD responds as he wishes, when he wishes.
|1 week 16 hours ago||Mulder turned out to be right||
Mulder turned out to be right about the aliens though, am I right?
Plus Scully had seen all kinds of crazy shit over the course of that show. I doubt that she remained such a skeptic.
|1 week 16 hours ago||Viva La Revolucion!||
Viva La Revolucion!
|1 week 2 days ago||If we looked at this from a||
If we looked at this from a chronological perspective we can slot every single Michigan sports team in according to the order that they play their respective championship games.
So obviously I want the Lions to win first, since Michigan Football has no possibility of playing for one this year, and they are the next team on the list that could possibly be playing for a championship.
Any answer other than "Lions first" means all the other teams on that list which start and finish their seasons before superbowl 50 must fail to win a championship; thereby indirectly rooting against the other teams on the above list.
TL:DR - The only correct answer here is: The next team that could win a championship, followed by ordering the others accodring to chronological sequence of championship games to be played.
|1 week 2 days ago||I have a fan :)||
I have a fan :)
|1 week 3 days ago||Clear evidence of MSU having||
Clear evidence of MSU having ties to demonic forces. Now we know Dantonio's secret.
I wish I could work Saban in as Satan somehow.
|1 week 3 days ago||I lol'd||
|1 week 3 days ago||Bro, after all the bad times||
Bro, after all the bad times the past 7 years, I'll settle for any wins. I won't fault a team for winning close.
If they beat Ohio, in Ohio, I might get on the "turning the corner" bandwagon for a bit.
Another year of Hoke doesn't scare me if he can find ways to win. What terrifies me is the prospect of a non-Harbaugh hire, and going through this whole thing again in 3-5 years.
The Nuss idea is interesting, he was being looked at for HC by a few programs. But, our offense is kinda bad right now, so I dunno about him either.
Fuggitall, Jim Harbaguh or self-immolation.
|1 week 3 days ago||My two cents - If we win out,||
My two cents - If we win out, give him another year.
If however Jim Harbaugh is available at any point, then all bets are off.
|1 week 3 days ago||Not trying to argue here, but||
Not trying to argue here, but didn't Chris Spielman say something during the Indiana game, or maybe it was MSU, about seeing Michigan practice and saying they look like a national championship team during practice. It's interesting to see such a difference in opinion about it.
I guess the counter-argument would be "lol Chris Spielman."
|1 week 3 days ago||This has to be sarcasm. You||
This has to be sarcasm.
You think being vocal on the internet is why we're losing?
Everyone is "vocal" here, This is the internet fergodsakes.
|1 week 3 days ago||I wish I could upvote you Mr.||
I wish I could upvote you Mr. Yost.
|1 week 4 days ago||This ^ Not enough guts to||
Not enough guts to talk smack about Muslims.
Christians are safe though.
|1 week 4 days ago||Then there's that awkward moment...||
... when you realize that everything is constantly nuking children's brains, your brain, and my brain, every moment of every day of our lives.
These people chose Jesus nuking for their children, others nuke their children with a TV set, pick your poison.
When those fundamentalist christians start a campaign of international terrorism and murder I'll rethink my views on them.
This innocuous Jesus stuff seems to get psuedo-intellectuals all worked up. It's because you don't have the brains or the balls to contribute anything positive or constructive to any discussion about the various follies and failings of our society.
You really think you're better than them? Does that make you feel strong?
Stick to sports talk, brah.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I've been waiting for this||
I've been waiting for this breakout performance by him since he was recruited. The kid's athleticism is seriously impressive.
I had been hoping to see him at least getting some reps at wideout to give the offense a solid vertical threat if he wasn't seeing reps at RB. I mean if this team will stick a QB in at wideout they can do the same with a RB.
In any case, I totally expect this guy to be the real thing, and I'm loving the chance to finally see him in action.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Jim Harbaugh or||
Jim Harbaugh or self-immolation.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||That's pretty damn funny for||
That's pretty damn funny for a few reasons...
|2 weeks 3 days ago||That's part of the culture||
That's part of the culture problem here.
No way Bust holds up for longer than another 5 years. We need to think about the future.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Self-Immolation of the entire||
Self-Immolation of the entire fanbase.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Well in Europe at least...||
... the potential threat of a fatwa can make a man consider his future options very carefully.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||It's like deja vu all over||
It's like deja vu all over again.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Fans are the best and only judges of these things.||
Fans pay the bill.
Fans buy the tickets, fans pay the tuition, fans make the donations.
The love of the plebs means everything.