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Ace- 

I’m so happy you’re here.

Go Blue.

I’m here for the gangbang!

They hate you cause they ain’t you.

I haven’t missed our games being on ESPN one bit.

Seconded.

Raj wins.  This time…

“Michigan hates you too.”

James Earl Jones going full Vader on every TV time out would be pretty cool.

Shit! Fuck!  I do appreciate watching football all day on Saturday, but Monday-Friday speech-pukers hurt my feelings. 

Bet

Whelp, this bathtub isn’t going to fill itself.

Fuck it.  Let’s goooo!

Nope.  Binging It’s Alway Sunny until game time.  Rock Flag and Eagle, baby.

Spotting scope, otherwise, I agree:

I don’t believe you either.

48-6

I wholeheartedly believe that the rotating offensive linemen all season long was meant for full release against Penn St.

+1, insightful.

Virtuous underwear.

Duck Duck Go, search “college football scores.”  Can get conference and top 25 views quickly and not give at those fuckers at ESPN any clicks.

I’m a huge fan of his after today.  Big day for Kenneth.

Goddammit Cartman!

58 Million seems like a wee bit less than we could negotiate with ND and Texas and a network or two.  

Don’t do it.  Reading the summaries reduces the amount of cash for clicks they get.  Fuck them, they did this to our team.

1989 was pretty cool.

1989 says “hello.”

His UFR will be legendary.

Except for Michigan…

I opened (and then drank) a beer every tv timeout.  I’m not sure I can watch a Fax nooner anymore.

You’re right about not being a popular opinion.  Eat a bag of dicks, then eat some more.  

These Fucking Guys!

Sportsmanship and shit.  I feel you, but these fucking guys right here!

We love the shit out of that man!

“These fucking guys.”  I get why Brian changed the banner to what he did, but I feel like he’s missing an opportunity.

But, these fucking guys!

These fucking guys!

These fucking guys!

Yay!

THESE fucking guys!

These fucking guys!

“These Fucking Guys!”

“These Fucking Guys” needs to be on the blog banner.

“These Fucking Guys” needs to be on the blog banner.

NOBODY talk to TV

Fire this double-poster!

Fuck!  Fucking A.  Shit!

The ferret doesn’t like being held underwater.  Just go with it, little fellah.

MORE commercials!  In our new super league, can we raise the price on the ads, please, so we don’t have to watch so many Vagisil ads?

Fuck that ferret!