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|4 hours 35 min ago||In the absence of outight||
In the absence of outight shitty behavior of some kind or other, when do you not wish 17-year-old children well in the biggest decision of their lives to date?
|4 hours 38 min ago||This one is the best by far.||
This one is the best by far. If you see this face coming at you you know you're about to get your ass kicked.
|21 hours 9 min ago||By "didn't stop him from||
By "didn't stop him from being" did you mean to write, "encouraged him to be"?
|4 days 22 hours ago||Uh, he's owed $25 million||
Uh, he's owed $25 million next year. If retiring meant I was leaving $25 million on the table, pretty sure I'd find a way to lace 'em up for another year.
|5 days 7 hours ago||What can I say? It's been a||
What can I say? It's been a long week and I was just so excited for the banging, I couldn't contain myself.
|6 days 3 hours ago||I did some Googling around||
I did some Googling around and found nothing relevant. However, I did find this epic quote from the SBN Texas blog: "Michigan is arguably the most recognized college football program after Texas."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Is Texas even in the top-5 most recognized college football programs right now? ND, Ohio State, Bama, Florida, USC, Michigan, ...
|6 days 4 hours ago||alum96, you are our greatest||
alum96, you are our greatest offseason diarist. i salute you, sir.
|6 days 4 hours ago||Here, have an||
Here, have an
|6 days 5 hours ago||That gif of Aaron Shea is||
That gif of Aaron Shea is unreal.
|1 week 4 days ago||Not to pick nits, but saying||
Not to pick nits, but saying Vontae Davis is "trying to stick" seems a bit unfair to the guy. Pretty sure he made the Pro Bowl this year.
|1 week 5 days ago||ahem.||
(Yes, yes, I know you said general tendency. Couldn't help it.)
|1 week 5 days ago||Also, in the tradition of||
Also, in the tradition of liquor-named people, Alize Jones is pretty great. But he's no Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson.
|1 week 5 days ago||Read this as follows: #1 TE||
Read this as follows:
#1 TE Alize Jones decommits from UCLA
EDIT: and immediately commits to ND
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I submitted Equanimeous St.||
I submitted Equanimeous St. Brown to the Name of the Year contest last year and he made it to the Elite Eight if memory serves!
What I'm saying is, he should be our number one priority for this class.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||This is what I kept thinking||
This is what I kept thinking during the second half last night. Harbaugh is going to save us from the depths of mediocrity, I really believe that. But Urban is a phenomenal coach who has recruited phenomenal players who, at the moment, are all young. If we beat them next year it will be a miracle for the ages.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||DO WANT Big Thick Norton. I||
DO WANT Big Thick Norton. I kept wanting Deadspin-style JR commentary on that tape. "Bah gawd he killed him!"
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Cardale Jones sprains his||
Cardale Jones sprains his knee on the first drive, Bosa replaces him at QB and goes 5-18 for 80 yards and rushes 25 times for 75 yards. Oregon wins 56-7.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. GET BEHIND||
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. GET BEHIND ME, SATAN!!!!
EDIT: God damn it, this was supposed to be a reply to one of the people rooting for OSU. The app...she is not the easiest interface.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||With all due respect, John||
With all due respect, John Beilein has not earned the type of job security that Izzo, Krzyzewski and Boeheim have. He's a fabulous coach and there's no way Michigan is going to kick him out the door even if we somehow end up having a couple of down years, but Krzyzewski could pull a Petrino and not be fired. Maybe a little gentle behind-the-scenes pressure from the athletic department to see himself out. But he's won four titles. They named the court after him. He's never going anywhere unless he wants to. Same for Izzo, same for Boeheim (just with fewer titles).
If Beilein for some reason goes 15-15 for four years in a row or gets caught having an affair with a grad assistant, he's skating on very thin ice. If (when! insh'allah) we win a national championship, then you can start to have the conversation about lifetime job security.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Sir, your reasonable design||
Sir, your reasonable design sensibility has no place in an Adidas discussion.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||You are wrong, this is silly||
You are wrong, this is silly dogmatism based on stupid internets people who hold unnecessarily strong opinions based on a thing they read one time.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||I was gonna say, no, the||
I was gonna say, no, the reason merch isn't flying off the shelves as fast as it used to is because we suck. But then I realized, wait, I hate adidas gear and would have bought more UM gear over the past 6-7 years if we'd been with Nike.
So perhaps you're right, sir. Perhaps you're right.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||NO. No.No Barwis. Barwis||
No Barwis. Barwis bad. Barwis incoherent. Barwis scream and yell for no reason, with no direction. Barwis jumble words together and talk very fast to sound smart. But not actually smart at training kids. Smart at self-promotion. Players love Barwis because he make them feel like warriors. Also because he replaced hidebound, outdated training philosophy of Gittleson, who was legend but ancient. That not good enough reason to love him. Turley good, we sad that he is not coming. That no reason to go back to Mike @)*#ing Barwis.
In seriousness, go watch this video and tell me that this is a guy who has any idea what he's talking about, who understands how to make kids fitter and better and healthier players. As opposed to, you know, just making them do "olympic lifting progressions," whatever the hell that means. Ugh.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Do not want.||
Do not want.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||DO NOT WANT. They look good||
DO NOT WANT. They look good on some helmets -- e.g., Ohio State -- but not on the winged helmet. Too cluttered.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||LOL||
|3 weeks 5 days ago||I've thought about it, and||
I've thought about it, and concluded that I'd rather this be a game where Oregon blows the doors off and I can go do something else midway through the third quarter. OSU (and MSU and Wisconsin and so on) has already proved that the national media's derision of the B1G is misplaced and/or outdated.
Now I want a full game of this:
|3 weeks 5 days ago||Haven't heard any rumors||
Haven't heard any rumors about Tolbert coming back to Mich (was S&C coach 01-07), but the guy was a BEAST as a young man -- even if some of the stories about him are exaggerated the fact that they exist is a testament. Bench 400x11 (which is strong as fork but not unreasonable for a power lifter), squat 600x30 (which is insane) kind of stories.
I just hope that whoever our next S&C coach is doesn't suck.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Confirmation of the happiest||
Confirmation of the happiest donation I've ever made.
|4 weeks 1 day ago||(No subject)||