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|1 day 20 hours ago||Yeah it looks like it's||
Yeah it looks like it's welling up and about to cry. Or drowning. Womp womp.
|2 days 16 hours ago||But, like, wouldn't it be so||
But, like, wouldn't it be so much better if we were?
|2 days 19 hours ago||Me too! I dreamed that this||
Me too! I dreamed that this year's OL was so good that they ended up getting a nickname by the end of the year. Wish I could remember what it was...
|2 days 21 hours ago||His ballz are reliable||
His ballz are reliable performers. But even if his ballz let him down more often than not, 4/5 OSU predictors, 4/5 Staee predictors, and 4/5 Florida predictors ballzed DPJ to Michigan.
[touch wood, throw salt over left shoulder, other anti-jinx actions]
|3 days 16 hours ago||Mood.||
|3 days 17 hours ago||I very badly want this gif to||
I very badly want this gif to last about 8 more frames
|3 days 19 hours ago||After the season is done,||
After the season is done, this will be the list:
1. Jourdan Lewis's awareness
2. Jabrill Peppers's block evasiveness
3. The Michigan DL's overall soul-crushingness.
4. Jehu Chesson's downfield blocking
5. DeVeon Smith's beastmode gear
6. Something something Alabama, probably
7. Jake Butt's catching radius
8. Sparty disrespekt
9. Dymonte Thomas's closing speed
10. Jim Harbaugh's QB coaching ability
|4 days 20 hours ago||He doesn't, but accusing||
He doesn't, but accusing another man of having a small penis is a common ad hominem attack used to diminish the standing of someone holding a view opposed to the one you wish to defend.
|5 days 17 hours ago||Actually, and incredibly,||
Actually, and incredibly, Colorado would be in second place even if Robbins had managed to stay out of trouble. With 23 points they would be behind only Utah State, which is REALLY being propped up by one guy, Chris Copier, who has all 32 of their points.
|1 week 13 hours ago||(No subject)||
|1 week 13 hours ago||YTMND! I totally forgot about||
YTMND! I totally forgot about it! Ah, memories.
|1 week 1 day ago||what makes you think he was||
what makes you think he was acting?
|1 week 1 day ago||Wait, what has begun?||
Wait, what has begun?
|1 week 2 days ago||Damn it, I laughed way harder||
Damn it, I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
|1 week 2 days ago||This is the best thread of||
This is the best thread of the summer. A++++ would upvote every MrSmith post again.
|1 week 2 days ago||When I was 14, I went to||
When I was 14, I went to London with my family for vacation. Second day, walking around, looked left as I stepped into the street like a good American. My mom screamed and grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me back onto the sidewalk as a small truck sped through the space I'd just been occupying. Thanks Mom.
Also, now that I think about it, that may only be second on my list: The first time I went to Afghanistan I flew up to the northeast, commercial. Pamir Airways (now defunct). The plane was a 60s-era Antonov turboprop, with all the signage still in Cyrillic and no carpet on the floor, just a couple of rugs laid down in the aisle. We made it up to Fayzabad no problem, but the flight back was delayed by thunderstorms around Kabul. Eventually we got the green light to depart and it was a rocky flight but we made it.
The next day, I got to the office in Kabul and one of my colleagues came up and hugged me. I said, "What?" And he said, "How have you not heard yet? The plane you were on crashed this morning. The search parties are on their way into the mountains."
So, the same plane, same pilots, same crew, same route, 12 hours after I was on it, crashed into the mountains and killed everyone on board. Pilot error. That was fairly scary. I never flew commercial in Afghanistan again.
|1 week 3 days ago||Son of a bitch, you're right.||
Son of a bitch, you're right. I was so blinded by the greatness of the surname "Butt" that I squandered a great opportunity. Shame.
|1 week 3 days ago||"Slide to the next hole," the||
"Slide to the next hole," the latest in football's proud tradition of hilarious unintentional double-entendres.
Announcing highlight I'm praying for this year: "Watch Davis here on this replay: He does a great job following the tight end, Butt, as he slides to the next hole."
|1 week 3 days ago||(No subject)||
|1 week 5 days ago||Plus for all the talk about||
Plus for all the talk about him being boring, he was pretty funny on the court.
|1 week 5 days ago||My uncle, who died suddenly||
My uncle, who died suddenly when I was 8 months old and who was, by all accounts, a wonderful person. Nearly 30 years later it still hurts my dad to talk about him. Would love to spend a day with him, play some tennis, drink a beer, hear funny stories about my dad and aunt when they were kids.
Not a hard choice.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Surely not many, but his 100m||
Surely not many, but his 100m PR wouldn't have been in the top-10 for Michigan high school boys this year, or even in a smaller state like Maryland. Don't mean it as a knock on the kid, just a slight moderation of expectations if PURE SPEED is one of the big selling points.
I don't know, I'm picking nits. He's is clearly fast. But I'm more excited about the sick juke he put on that poor camper.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||He kind of looks like a prune||
He kind of looks like a prune in the tattoo, maybe it was a subtle combo job by the artist.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I have a tattoo on my arm.||
I have a tattoo on my arm. Was fairly uncomfortable to get, painful in parts (inner arm) but ultimately not that big a deal. I don't even want to think of how high/drunk I'd have to be to bear the pain of having a tattoo needle digging into my upper lip.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||His PR is a 10.9 and he||
His 100m PR is a 10.9 and he usually runs low 11s. 60m PR is 6.9. That's fast but let's not get visions of Jeff Demps here.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||cannot be unseen. damn you.||
cannot be unseen. damn you.
|2 weeks 2 days ago||I thought he meant the first||
I thought he meant the first person who said it and apparently meant it. I overthought. Lesson learned: Brian is literal af when he brandishes the ban hammer
|2 weeks 2 days ago||Nice knowin' ya...||
Nice knowin' ya...
|2 weeks 3 days ago||FWIW, mubarak literally means||
FWIW, mubarak literally means "blessed."
So a blessed holiday to our Muslim brothers and sisters. Enjoy the feasting!
|2 weeks 4 days ago||MY EXPECTATIONS WILL NOT BE||
MY EXPECTATIONS WILL NOT BE TAMPED. NOT TAMPED, I SAY!