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|12 hours 31 min ago||That's quite the day!||
That's quite the day!
|12 hours 41 min ago||Sexism and homophobia: truly||
Sexism and homophobia: truly the marks of an intelligent student body.
|15 hours 32 min ago||Quit jivin' me, turkey.||
Quit jivin' me, turkey.
|16 hours 2 min ago||I agree. Then factor in how||
I agree. Then factor in how people who are more educated are less likely to have children (or less likely to have children young) and you get more responses in the "future/potential children" columns.
|16 hours 19 min ago||But then everyone will know||
But then everyone will know how small your penis is.
|16 hours 26 min ago||"everyone's convinced a||
"everyone's convinced a grown-up who even gives a kid the time of day outside a classroom is a pedophile"
This doesn't happen to normal people. Maybe you should reflect on why this might be happening to you?
|17 hours 16 min ago||I do find it unfortunate that||
I do find it unfortunate that people in Michigan are so xenophobic when it comes to automakers (though, of course I know why they are). I happen to own an Chevy because I got a good deal on it, but there's a reason Toyota is among the top in sales year after year.
|17 hours 38 min ago||I bet you were really upset||
I bet you were really upset when they invented the fax machine.
|1 day 10 hours ago||George Foreman||
|1 day 12 hours ago||They would have forgotten it||
They would have forgotten it by next year. The biggest reason Caitlyn Jenner had an edge on winning that award was that she was still on everyone's mind.
|1 day 12 hours ago||The first half of that post||
The first half of that post was a mildly interesting anecdote and the second half escalated to some weird and irrelevant attempt to sound edgy. I you sure you're old enough to be flying alone?
|1 day 12 hours ago||You know that whole||
You know that whole "spermjacking" thing is a myth, right?
|1 day 13 hours ago||God damn, how many kids do||
God damn, how many kids do you have?!
|1 day 15 hours ago||Stupid babies need the most||
Stupid babies need the most attention.
|2 days 10 hours ago||Won't somebody please think||
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
|2 days 14 hours ago||Don't knock it until you've||
Don't knock it until you've tried it, old man. Maybe do something your partner would enjoy ;)
|2 days 14 hours ago||Well, certainly not from||
Well, certainly not from yzerman19.
|2 days 14 hours ago||"They're noisy, they're||
"They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive... they smell."
-Dr. Alan Grant
|2 days 17 hours ago||I hope I'm wrong about what||
I hope I'm wrong about what exactly you're getting at, but the people who get away with crimes in the general population certainly do not share Delton's racial background.
|2 days 17 hours ago||Dude, we all know Gibbons||
Dude, we all know Gibbons isn't relevant to this discussion, but don't put your fingers in your ears and act like you were born yesterday.
|3 days 12 hours ago||Can't we just get Beyond||
Can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome?
|3 days 15 hours ago||This dude sounds like he got||
This dude sounds like he got lost on Reddit and ended up here.
|1 week 2 days ago||Of all the things that||
Of all the things that definitely happened, this definitely happened the most. If the evil feminzazi scourge was upset with him, it was for sure because he was trying to be polite, and not for some faux pas he definitely didn't commit.
|2 weeks 10 hours ago||Reddit is the last bastion of||
Reddit is the last bastion of free speech*!
*Refers specifically to hate speech
|2 weeks 1 day ago||I thought the whole reason||
I thought the whole reason its planetary status was demoted was because it hasn't cleared its local neighborhood.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||He looks like the grown up||
He looks like the grown up version of the "6-foot turkey" kid from Jurassic Park.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||After the whole Jameis Winson||
After the whole Jameis Winson thing, I'm not sure the cops there give a shit.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||You can taste the hope for||
You can taste the hope for escape.
|3 weeks 12 hours ago||You do know that's not a||
You do know that's not a thing anymore, right?
|3 weeks 13 hours ago||I loved the original too, but||
I loved the original too, but after rewatching as an adult, it really doesn't hold up at all.