Hockey pet peeve: "when a teammate tips a puck in on you, which is exactly how my first collegiate goal against happened. Thanks, Copper."
|16 hours 40 min ago||All money collected in||
All money collected in relation to this lawsuit should go to support a charity related to his condition... including the Plaintiff's attorney's 33%.
There are no actual, tangible, damages to this guy... but any "suffering" and embarrassment he endured was due to a lack of understanding and knowledge of the condition.
The "celebrities" should all offer to pay $50,000 a piece to fund benefiting research for his condition. It is the only win-win outcome for this.
Any other outcome is a complete money-grab
|1 week 6 days ago||Fitzgerald is mine. I love||
Fitzgerald is mine. I love the fact that he was a N'w player and now a coach. I can't see him leaving anytime before retirement.
Other than Fitz, it is a very hard question to answer.... maybe Charlie Strong if he slaps UT into shape. And I do like "I'm a Man! I'm 40!"
|3 weeks 16 hours ago||I heard there is a better||
I heard there is a better chance of LeBron signing as a WR with the Lions than with the Pistons....
|3 weeks 1 day ago||Give the guy a break... he||
Give the guy a break... he just found out his Cat has Feline AIDS
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Frame that photo and put it||
Frame that photo and put it in your (home) office. It will bring a smile to your face at the beginning of every work day.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Your sarcasm meeter is||
Your sarcasm meeter is filling too quickly before it sputters. You need to clean it out so more crap can fit into it ....
To assist... obviously this problem isn't a "soccer" problem just like it's not a "Cameroon" problem.
Even though Shoeless Joe was 1/2 Cameroonaranian. But that's just coincidence.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Agree. And this is also||
Agree. And this is also specific to Cameroon.
I mean, the Toledo football team from a few years back: The RB that rigged games was from Cameroon.
Any guy knocked out in the first round of a boxing match... Cameroon.
utgers basketball team from the 60's... all from Cameroon. Except the bench guys. They were from New Jersey.
Shoeless Joe Jackson.... half-Cameroonian. (or is it a Cameroonigander? Camerooner?)
It's a real probelm over there.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Why would these athletes, who||
Why would these athletes, who make hundreds of dollars when their nation finds the money to pay them, want to fix a game?
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Diet Vernors and Vinella||
Diet Vernors and Vinella Vodka. This is my 2014 summer drink.
|4 weeks 2 days ago||I assume Canadians."You go||
I assume Canadians.
"You go to the concert last night, eh?"
"Oh yeah, Celine sounded great eh, just like always"
"She's a real treasere, eh, that Celine can really belt it."
"Oh yeah, such a better voice than that Modanna Ciccone."
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Alanis. Shania. Celine.||
Alanis. Shania. Celine. Avril.
If anything... they know how to "One-Name" a pop star. We only have Cher and Modonna.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||I'm hungover, got to work at||
I'm hungover, got to work at 9:55, and ready to fall asleep at my desk.
The only thing I'm looking forward to is going to bed tonight.
|5 weeks 11 hours ago||The only real loser was||
The only real loser was Portugal (who won).
|5 weeks 16 hours ago||Don - you are just too out of||
Don - you are just too out of touch with what's hip these days... the young kids are going to love this. It's like an Oregon helmet and a Baylor uniform covering concrete and metal
|5 weeks 2 days ago||ND, MSU, OSU and Michigan||
ND, MSU, OSU and Michigan hats on the table during his commit. Good to see a Midwest kid ignoring the glitz of the SEC, USC, and FSU and staying true to his roots.
|6 weeks 10 hours ago||Being the No. 1 TE (per||
Being the No. 1 TE (per Scout) tends to lead to a lot of great offers... and hopefully a great career
|6 weeks 11 hours ago||With another year of big A.J.||
With another year of big A.J. Williams blocking and Heitzman too. Legit TE depth in 2015 and beyond.
|6 weeks 15 hours ago||Every position on D has legit||
Every position on D has legit depth... except WDE. After Clark's graduation we are left with Ojemudia (Sr.) and Marshall (RFr./So.). There are no other true WDEs on the roster. Furbush may move there after a Redshirt but that is no guarantee.
KLS would be a huge get and a position of great need. Would be inserted into the rotation as a true Fr and challenging for the starting spot as a Soph.
|6 weeks 16 hours ago||Japan and Greece should just||
Japan and Greece should just go the pub at 6pm and drink their fate away
|6 weeks 1 day ago||I think you'd see Countess||
I think you'd see Countess and NB and Peppers at SS way before the other-way-around
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Oh sorry I don't conform to||
Oh sorry I don't conform to YOUR WAY of spelling words. Talk about someone who is intollerant of anyone who is diferent.
I hope the USPTO cancells the trademark for ST3...
|6 weeks 1 day ago||As one with Irish heritage I||
As one with Irish heritage I demand that you take that down and appoligize....
|6 weeks 1 day ago||Could the Cleveland Indians||
Could the Cleveland Indians Chief Wahoo be next?
|6 weeks 2 days ago||Championship game in the||
Championship game in the '70's; Title in the 80's; two champ games in the '90's; and a champ game in 2013.
That is the opposite of a "flash in the pan" program.
Seton Hall in '89; Minnesota in '94; Utah under Majerus; Every SEC team that makes a tourney run once every 30 years (but for Florida and UK). Those are flash-in-the-pans.
UM is not.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Self-imposed sanctions. The||
Self-imposed sanctions. The OL was holding hands in the huddle during Spring Ball and then clapped in unison after the QB gave the play call.
Entire line suspensed 3 games for violating the University's code of ethics....
|7 weeks 16 hours ago||Just because everyone in the||
Just because everyone in the 48 other states (and half of Michigan) says it's true doesn't mean it is.....
|7 weeks 16 hours ago||100% agree. Has anyone said||
100% agree. Has anyone said that Thompson doesn't fit UM's system? He's an OLB that can fit at WLB or even SLB depending on Over/Under and various packages.
Point is... he's a legit recruit. Anyone sounding alarms and claiming the staff is only recruiting him because he's legacy is way off base. (See Braylon's brother in a Gopher uniform)
|7 weeks 17 hours ago||Thompson, Weber, Clark,||
Thompson, Weber, Clark, Wheatley, a WR, and a DE and this class DONE!!!!!!
|7 weeks 17 hours ago||1) We need an OLB in this||
1) We need an OLB in this class;
2) He is an in-state kid (which, as we know, is important to current and future recruiting);
3) He's a legit recruit and not a "sleeper" or unknown (which would more support your point);
4) It is never good to lose a MSU/UM, OSU/UM, and maybe even a PSU/UM battle with any recruit;
5) The legacy thing is important .... but not as important as 1, 2, 3, and 4.
I always considered his recruitment a no-brainer and consider him a "must get" (and no, the sky won't implode upon us if he choses a different path... but in the world of recruiting he is a "must get."
|7 weeks 1 day ago||So now they are left with||
So now they are left with only 2 starting QBs....
|7 weeks 1 day ago||Did New Jersey change it's||
Did New Jersey change it's name to East Virginia?
But seriously, and to your point, having opened up NJ, MD, and VA over the last few years has been tremendous.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||I admit that I'm not a fan of||
I admit that I'm not a fan of soccer, but, am a fan of U.S. World Cup soccer. So help me out a bit and provide an analogy that I can completely relate to:
"U.S. Team has the same chance at winning the World Cup as TEAM X has at winning the Big 10 football championship."
I assume Brazil is "OSU;" Germany is MSU; Spain is Wisconsin ... so who is the U.S.?
|8 weeks 9 hours ago||Looks like Purdue and Indiana||
Looks like Purdue and Indiana will continue to have a very big advantage in the Championship
|8 weeks 9 hours ago||Well that's going to F up the||
Well that's going to F up the entire Blue Print....
|8 weeks 14 hours ago||Just hope Treadwell doesn't||
Just hope Treadwell doesn't wish the same upon your mother...
But from the sound of it, you'd take that fate-trade
|8 weeks 14 hours ago||Didn't he start his first||
Didn't he start his first game back and never started again?
I also think he may be the first UM player to play at UM, transfer, then play at UM.
|8 weeks 15 hours ago||TB depth for 2014 (assuming||
TB depth for 2014 (assuming hardship granted):
|8 weeks 1 day ago||1997 defense and $3 on||
1997 defense and $3 on Harbaugh. Any 3, 3, 2 combo to fill in the rest
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Yes... drunk women do tend to||
Yes... drunk women do tend to make very very bad decisions.
|8 weeks 1 day ago||Drunk driving is stupid.||
Drunk driving is stupid. Period.
Drunk driving while allowing a passenger to hang out your window, while, keeping the tailgait open, while, allowing things to fall out the back is completely assenine and self-destructive.
What more could he have done to get noticed (and in trouble)?
|8 weeks 1 day ago||If our #1 WR, MLB and||
If our #1 WR, MLB and shut-down CB are all first team B1G then it will be a pretty good year.
Add our WDE and WLB to the second team and we could have a shut-down defense to make every game close
|8 weeks 1 day ago||MSU 2012. I took my dad and||
MSU 2012. I took my dad and we sat at the 50 in the 20th row. First time I was at a UM game with my dad since he took me in 1989 (to my first game ever... trounced Wisconsin)
My dad always said he was both a MSU and UM fan and always rooted for the underdog in the each individidual game. That always bothered me (considering he sent both of his kids to Michigan).
But, after that field goal... seeing him jumping up and down and going crazy it was obvious to me (and for the first time to him) that when push-comes-to-shove he's a Wolverine first.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||If I hear some Sparty say||
If I hear one more Sparty say that their apoplectic alpaca with alopecia was only a 2-star recruit that was coached up to be an NFL caliber player I'm going to lose it...
|8 weeks 2 days ago||MGoHelpSendMyKidstoTheUnivers||
If interested, let me know and I'll give you my address and you can send checks.
|8 weeks 2 days ago||"I’d like all the MGoBlog||
"I’d like all the MGoBlog readers that didn't donate, brought right here tonight…with a big ribbon on their head…and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d—kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s—t they are!"
|8 weeks 2 days ago||It's over funded. I call||
It's over funded. I call first dibs on getting a refund but keeping the magazine and t-shirt!
|9 weeks 16 hours ago||It depends on whether the||
It depends on whether the NCAA is in the mood to do the right, rational, and common sense thing, or, if they are in the mood to F up someone's future with technicalities that may or may not be adhered to the next time the same exact situation comes up....
|9 weeks 1 day ago||My optimism for a good season||
My optimism for a good season rests on a Senior/Junior laden defense with legit depth.
I am assuming we'll win a lot of 20-17 games this year
Except Indiana. We'll win that 59-45.
|9 weeks 5 days ago||...are the Days" Natalie||
...are the Days"
Natalie Merchant - circa 1993.
|9 weeks 5 days ago||How about "dating"?||
How about "dating"?
|9 weeks 6 days ago||I'm a 39 year old grown ass||
I'm a 39 year old grown ass man! I'm [almost] 40!!!!
Anyway, I said "C at best." The point was about the exptected (hopeful) improvement that usually comes between a Fr. and Soph. year... not an official grading assessment of last year.
This board is getting overly-hyper-technical lately. It feels like that point in Revenge of the Nerds when the Lambda Lambda Lambda took over the Greek Games - you knew then that everything was going to be different.... StephenJrking is on his tricycle proving his intelectual dominance at every lap.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||Exactly... so MGoBender's||
Exactly... so MGoBender's idea that "Maybe they schedule a date and a judge immediately throws it out. What's that an hour of total combined man-hours between the clerks, the judges, etc etc etc?" is completely off base.
Nothing in law takes "a total of one man hour." The costs associated with docketing alone would surprise you.
And there is no such thing as "immediately" in the courts. And every filing, hearing, docketing, argument, ball-scratch costs money... it adds up.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||Kalis, Bosch, and Magnuson||
Kalis, Bosch, and Magnuson were all Freshman last year (Bosch a true Fr.). Magnuson was starting out of position and still did a good job. I expect all to start and all to take that talent leap from Fr. to Soph.
Last year's interior OL was a "C" at best... this year I expect it to be a "B" with Kalis-Glasgow-Bosch, and Magnuson getting a B+ at LT.
I also expect my hopes to become reality.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||The guy's got a gift that||
The guy's got a gift that will pay for his college tuition. I don't blame him for going somewhere for a free education no matter what the competition situation is at either school.
|9 weeks 6 days ago||Agree. Also, this "joke"||
Agree. Also, this "joke" will cost tax payers thousands of dollars just in administrative costs associated with getting the case dismissed.
Whomever filed this better get their checkbook ready... of course, I assume the 15-minutes of fame they will get will be more than worth the price of sanctions
|10 weeks 14 hours ago||I think Alex Mitchell's||
I think Alex Mitchell's work-ethic can be added to this list
|10 weeks 14 hours ago||Earnest Shazor. Declared||
Earnest Shazor. Declared after his Jr. year and went undrafted.
|10 weeks 14 hours ago||Penn St. Ugh||
Penn St. Ugh
|10 weeks 16 hours ago||Leon Hall alone can't make||
Leon Hall alone can't make Michigan CB U
But to the OP's point.. hopefully we get a slew of CBs drafted in the first round in the next 4 years.
|10 weeks 1 day ago||He must have excelled at a||
He must have excelled at a QB camp between the time of his committment and today... Or maybe he had his first game of his Senior season in the last couple days and shined. Did he grow 3 inches and gain 20 pounds?
|10 weeks 1 day ago||76ers with two Top 10||
76ers with two Top 10 picks. That means they are going to have three multi-millionaires under the age of 20 years old starting... 20 years ago they'd be a Junior and two Sophomores in college.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
|10 weeks 6 days ago||The statue wasn't in||
The statue wasn't in celebration of his success on the field... it's in celebration of Auburn out-bidding Mississippi State for his services.
The placque reads: "In honor of Auburn's success in paying for Reverand Newton's brand new church when Miss. St. only offered to pave the old church's driveway."
|10 weeks 6 days ago||I wish I was able to struggle||
I wish I was able to struggle in the NFL like Chad Henne has for the last few years...
|10 weeks 6 days ago||I don't think I've actually||
I don't think I've actually ever met a Pacers fan.
I assume you grew up on a farm and really like the fundamentals of defense.
You are probably tall and skinny. And really nice. A nice guy with a firm handshake.
|10 weeks 6 days ago||"Minority||
"Minority Owner"?!?!?! Didn't you learn anything from the D. Sterling fiasco?
|11 weeks 13 hours ago||Making room for IU and Ball||
Making room for IU and Ball State.
|11 weeks 14 hours ago||I can't wait to see Izzo's||
I can't wait to see Izzo's Cavs play Beilein's T-Wolves....
|11 weeks 1 day ago||I thought that was||
I thought that was Dayton?
Great story. I love when sports and reality combine... puts things in perspective.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Lacks toughness? I think||
I think excelling in B1G football at 5'7" is the definition of tough....
|11 weeks 3 days ago||In my mock I have Buffalo||
In my mock I have Buffalo trading their 2015 2nd round and 2017 1st round picks to the Browns to move up and take Taylor.
The Browns will take Will Hagerup with that additional 2nd round pick.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||This mock is my 2015 mock||
This mock is my 2015 mock draft:
1) Oakland: Devin Gardner
2) Jacksonville: Jake Ryan
3) Cleveland: Frank Clark
4) Washington: Devin Funchess
5) Tampa Bay: Desmond Morgan
6) Buffalo: Raymon Taylor
7) Atlanta: Brennan Beyer
|11 weeks 3 days ago||Wow... the grammer police are||
Wow... the grammer police are so intense on this board that an intentional plant for humor's sake goes right over there head.
|11 weeks 3 days ago||I wouldn't want to see what||
I wouldn't want to see what grade I'd get for taking an introductory "English 101" class.
I probably woulnd't do good. And after reading MGoPosts for the past few years, I bet most of us would get a "B" at best...
|11 weeks 3 days ago||According to my father, my||
According to my father, my favorite class in college was "Beers and Boobs."
As in... "I spent $60,000 so he could study beers and boobs."
|11 weeks 4 days ago||I would like it noted that if||
I would like it noted that if it wasn't for me there would be no Mother's Day in my household. Yet, I had to make breakfast!?!?!?
|11 weeks 6 days ago||As a 5'8' 165 pound return||
As a 5'8' 165 pound return specialist... I chose "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
|11 weeks 6 days ago||Gotta go defense in 2nd||
Gotta go defense in 2nd round. I'm hoping BYU OLB Van Noy is available or maybe even a SDE like Truitt, if not, I guess they reach for the best available CB.
C/G Martin from USC would be a steal if he makes it to the 12th pick of the 3rd Round.
|11 weeks 6 days ago||High-ceiling Pass-catching TE||
High-ceiling Pass-catching TE that can't block (and dropped 12% of his passes last year).
We have one of those... His name is Pettigrew.
I think that after Gilbert was taken the Lions went to "the best available"... which I can't disagree that he may have been just that. But with so much need on defense I can't believe they didn't "reach" for one of the FS. This draft is very thin at FS and there are no instant contributors besides the three taken in the first round. Ha Ha or Pryor was the pick for the Lions.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||So, Coach Cal broke another||
So, Coach Cal broke another promise. "I'll get you to the NBA in 1 year."
This guy can't keep his word about anything.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||And Mealer was never going to||
And Mealer was never going to walk again.
Hatch will play at UM until Hatch and his doctors tell us he won't play. Until then he's on the team.
|13 weeks 6 days ago||1-3 look good but inexperienced depth; 4-5 ... wow||
1) Walton - So. / Albrect - Jr.
2) LeVert - Jr. / Chatman - Fr. / MAAR - Fr. / Hatch - Fr. (Probable Redshirt)
3) Irvin - So. / Wilson - Fr.
4) Donnal - RFr. / Beifelt - RJr.
5) Doyle - Fr. / The Ghost of Horford - 5th
|14 weeks 2 days ago||1/2 agree. The resisting||
The resisting arrest part deserves some penalty. No one should be allowed to resist arrest no matter how "minor" or unjust they subjectively believe their arrest is...
|14 weeks 2 days ago||And your||
And your post explains exactly why our coach is so outstanding. This is something you won't read on a UK board:
"Humble, hard working, coachable kids fit [Calipari's] system well. I'm sure coach [Cal] will improve his outside shooting. Quality depth is important in basketball as a lot of those kids practice against the starters."
|14 weeks 6 days ago||1) It's slow this time of||
1) It's slow this time of year.
2) Slippery Rock is always worth talking about.
3) Your excitment about the game is understood.
4) Therefore, you are forgiven.
GO ROCK!!!!!!! (do they say that? I assume they do)
|15 weeks 14 hours ago||I think Michigan should||
I think Michigan should pursue Horford
|16 weeks 1 day ago||It looks like I owe Mr.||
It looks like I owe Mr. Lunardi an apology.
Anyone have his number?
|16 weeks 1 day ago||1 UM vs. 8 Maryland in the||
1 UM vs. 8 Maryland in the second round?
Either Lunardi doesn't realize Maryland is in the B1G next year, or, he is predicting that the selection committee will change its long existing rule to make sure conference foes don't face each other until the Sweet 16 at the earliest.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||Dakich already said he's||
Dakich already said he's coming back. I don't want to see the MGoMeltdown if he takes a 180 and seeks an evaluation.
|16 weeks 1 day ago||Redskins RGIII. Unless you||
Unless you meant the Lions specifically. The only time I remember is trading up into the late 1st round to draft VT's Jones at RB. But there wasn't any pre-draft buzz about that move, IIRC, it was a bit of a surprise when they moved up to take him
|16 weeks 1 day ago||I'd rather trade down for||
I'd rather trade down for Okie St. CB Gilbert, or stay at #10 and take a pass-rushing OLB in UCLA's Barr
Use two of those 4th round picks on WRs and hope one is legit
|16 weeks 2 days ago||Kentucky is the new Arizona||
Kentucky is the new Arizona which was the new West Virginia which was the new Michigan State.
But Sparty will always be the original.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||What? Okay, okay... how||
What? Okay, okay... how abut Guard? Want to start at guard? Or, RT, you want RT? Just name the spot on the line and it's yours... we'll even give you #77. Or #1... want #1?
|16 weeks 2 days ago||#17... That's a #5 seed.||
#17... That's a #5 seed. So, we just lost to a 12-seed play-in destined for the Sweet 16. Great.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||17-4 in B1G games.||
17-4 in B1G games.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||It's not a "OMG!!! Only Start||
It's not a "OMG!!! Only Start 5-stars" thing. It's the expectation that a true freshman who started a hand-full of games will improve in his Sophomore year, combined, with a returning starter who will not be starting due to a suspension. It's an "opportunity to prove yourself" thing.
So, even if Glasgow is the No. 1 guard after fall camp... he's won't start on 8/30. He's watching Bosch and Kalis start and if they play well, he may be the No. 3 option at guard.
But as others are noting.. having a Soph., RSoph, and RJr. all worthy of staring at Guard would be a great problem to have.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||If the Appy State lineup||
If the Appy State lineup plays well then Glasgow may be first C/G off the bench for the next two years. It's going to be interesting to see if Bosch improves enough this off season to lock down the spot.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||I really don't like this... I||
I really don't like this... I mean, the 2009-2010 OL Recruiting Plan was to have ZERO seniors for the next two years and this would ruin everything
|16 weeks 6 days ago||You just ruined my day. My||
You just ruined my day. My cat was just diagnosed with feline AIDS.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Because Payne is graduating,||
Because Payne is graduating, and because he had a sub-.500 record against Michigan, I can easily admit that I like him as a basketball player, and even more as a person (so the media tells me)
|17 weeks 14 hours ago||Coach B would have taken||
Coach B would have taken Blanchard, Abram and Robinson to the Final 4.
The idea of Bernard Robinson with the current coaching staff is scary
|17 weeks 1 day ago||8-5 and 7-6 makes me sad. 8-5||
8-5 and 7-6 makes me sad.
8-5 and 7-6 makes Minnesota the talk of the B1G, Nw the Engine that keeps on winnin', Purdue "Back on Top," Penn State a team perserveering through sanctions, and IU the best Hoosier team since the early '90's.
I'll take my saddness (for now) and expect it to disapear with a 10-3 season.
|17 weeks 1 day ago||It's all about recruiting!||
You have to make a splash if you want that 2-star DT from Belarus or that under the radar LB out of The Netherlands. And just think of the OL you could land if Japan's youth sumo team gets their hands on tix!
Recruiting is getting tougher and tougher...
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Great idea. Now let's tweak||
Great idea. Now let's tweak it a little bit.
How about the same weekend that you were going to schedule overseas, we just do it in Dallas, Houston, or San Antonio and you play Texas A&M?
Every college football fan (including every person in the State of Texas)
|17 weeks 2 days ago||How would you know? Oh,||
How would you know? Oh, God, is this David Smitty, LS&A class of 1983?
We'll always have our long walks through the Arb, David. Always.
|17 weeks 2 days ago||I strangled a bum and put him||
I strangled a bum and put him on my neighbor's trunk. 911 has been called. I can't wait to see his face.
|17 weeks 2 days ago||That was a dick move. D.J.||
That was a dick move. D.J. had a paper due and now she's going to fail. You better get Stephanie to help fix this or Danny is going to F you up. If you come up with a plan quick, you can have this all squared away in 22 minutes.... with some laugh-track-laughs in between.
|18 weeks 1 day ago||Or appreciate their||
Or appreciate their collective exuberant sarcasm
|18 weeks 1 day ago||I played football in HS at||
I played football in HS at 135.... now I'm 172, so I think I'm ready for RT (at 5'8" my arms aren't long enough for LT)
|18 weeks 5 days ago||I'll be in Nashville next||
I'll be in Nashville next Friday with two buddies (both UM guys). I want Tennessee to win.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||Well, then somone better pick||
Well, then somone better pick it up before one of our OL trip over it and hurt themselves.
|18 weeks 6 days ago||My vasectomy doctor told me||
My vasectomy doctor told me that the insurance settlement rate for a failed procedure was $300,000 (i.e. - the cost of raising a child to age 18, projected out to the 2020's).
Of course, this settlement offer is only good after the baby's DNA matches yours..........
|18 weeks 6 days ago||You will when you are over 35||
You will when you are over 35 with too many kids....
|18 weeks 6 days ago||From left to right: Juwan||
From left to right: Juwan Craft, Travon Craft, Brian Craft, Miles Craft, Caleb Craft, Phillip Craft
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Obviously those that are just||
Obviously those that are just starting on the 7-year graduation plan.
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Whenever I see old rock stars||
Whenever I see old rock stars with their "rock'd out immage" still in tact, I like to imagine them with short hair, a suit, and working in the real world.
Mr. Stanley looks like a Plaintiff's attorney who specializes in trip-and-falls. He has his own commercial on late night tv.
|20 weeks 2 days ago||That helmet is only two||
That helmet is only two inches tall... Is this a football unifirm for Mice??!?!
|20 weeks 2 days ago||IU had the easiest||
IU had the easiest non-conference schedule in the B1G; when they were on the bubble (so, so long ago) the "experts" pointed to their sub-par scheduling as the reason they were on the outside looking in. That was before they lost a lot of games in conference and made it all irrelevant.
Tom Crean ruined Tom Crean's program....
|20 weeks 2 days ago||We are experiencing first||
We are experiencing first hand what a tough non-conference schedule, which includes pre-season tourneys and nuetral game match-ups, can do for your team's developement for long term success.
(Right Tom Crean????)
|20 weeks 3 days ago||NO!Stay at 10 and draft||
Stay at 10 and draft Evans. If he's gone by then, draft Okie State's CB or trade down for additional first round pick to use on a CB, S, WR, or RT. Too many holes to fill to trade away at least next year's first round pick
|20 weeks 6 days ago||I'm shocked it's through||
I'm shocked it's through 2018... he only dared them to sign him through 2016.
|20 weeks 6 days ago||Playing for REVENGE||
Playing for REVENGE
|20 weeks 6 days ago||Please only post in Drunk||
Please only post in Drunk Uncle-esque rants... thank you.
|20 weeks 6 days ago||Huyge||
|20 weeks 6 days ago||Safe word: "B1G Champs!"||
Safe word: "B1G Champs!"
|20 weeks 6 days ago||The swoosh "check-marking"||
The swoosh "check-marking" the penis really ties it together nicely...
|21 weeks 1 day ago||a. Chode (The hair is||
(The hair is textbook Chode... the superior attitute, while having that hair, is "poster-child" chode)
|21 weeks 1 day ago||REVENGE||
And then I want them to win the 8/9 game in the 1st round and I want to beat them again in the B1G tourney.
|21 weeks 1 day ago||If anyone has Yo_Blue's cell||
If anyone has Yo_Blue's cell phone number, please forward it to me.... I have some messages to leave....
|21 weeks 1 day ago||Franz's missed field goal is||
Franz's missed field goal is one of my earliest memories of Michigan footbal. Kolesar had a great game, if I can remember correctly.
I was playing with my toys as the game was on in the background... I remember stopping (probably setting up some attack formation with my army men) to watch that final kick.
I can still remember the joy I felt knowing that UM just beat Ohio State.... an "ah-ha" moment
|21 weeks 1 day ago||I am still in love with Suzzana Hoffs||
I not only know every one of those songs, but I can sing them (some of them in tune). From 1985-1990 I spent every second of every summer swimming in my pool while 103.3 (Kalamazoo) played top 40 on loop.
Also during that time: I wore out the following casettes (for the young kids: a casette is a "tape" that has MP3 music inside of it):
-Mister Mister "Welcome to the Real World"
-Bon Jovi "Slippery When Wet"
Top Gun Soundtrack (i.e. - Kenny Loggins and Berlin)
-Bangles "Different Light"
Also, I am still in love with Suzzana Hoffs
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Shit... today is March 3rd? I||
Shit... today is March 3rd?
I had a huge meeting at 1pm that I missed... oh well, I hope it was about the same issues that we talked about yesterday.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||"Lions slappies"? I've been a||
I've been a Lions fan my whole life - you think name calling hurts more than watching my favorite NFL team "play" football every Sunday?
You can do better than that
|21 weeks 2 days ago||You may have spoken too soon||
You may have spoken too soon mGrowOld. There is a picture going around the internets of a penis wearing one of those little Browns helmets that you get out of gumball machines. 2-1 it's Bess.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||Win or lose tonight and||
Win or lose tonight and "Revenge" will be on the line against IU.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||I want to see "Lions sign||
I want to see "Lions sign Jason Avant" by this afternoon. 2pm e.t. at the latest.
|21 weeks 2 days ago||75-59 UM knows they don't||
UM knows they don't want to wait until the weekend to wrap up the whole G Darn thing...
|21 weeks 3 days ago||Sooners? Fighting Illini?||
Sooners? Fighting Illini? Tar Heels? Volunteers? Utes?
|22 weeks 11 hours ago||I like III's a lot better||
I like III's a lot better than Jr.'s...
|22 weeks 11 hours ago||I guess there can be no||
I guess there can be no excuses if MSU loses to Iowa or @OSU.
|22 weeks 13 hours ago||One year in J.C. and then||
One year in J.C. and then Auburn will sign him.
|22 weeks 15 hours ago||5 preferred walk-ons who||
5 preferred walk-ons who play will get 1-year scholarships (Kerridge, Glasgow brothers, Bryzinski, and now one more)... so they won't go unused
|22 weeks 15 hours ago||He is a 5th year senior.||
He is a 5th year senior. IIRC, he didn't walk with the seniors on Senior Day. If he is not with the team then it is a recent decision (after the announcements of Ash and Furman).
I hope he is still on the team, we have the need for a blocking TE and senior leadership.
|22 weeks 1 day ago||Great points. Put it in a||
Great points. Put it in a new perspective that I never considered:
Do the same thing as 2013 and go 9-4 at best, probably 8-5, possibly 7-6 again;
Make these changes and you are gamling on going 11-2; Or it doesn't work and you go 8-5
|22 weeks 1 day ago||Calvin - Evans (1st rd pick)||
Calvin - Evans (1st rd pick) - Avant (FA)
|22 weeks 1 day ago||Road game after an emotional||
Road game after an emotional victory over a rival = too close for comfort
Make thy free throws...
|22 weeks 1 day ago||6'4 WRs. Check||
6'4 WRs. Check
|22 weeks 1 day ago||Fran is Will Ferrell in 15||
Fran is Will Ferrell in 15 years.
When they make the movie "Hawkeye of the Storm" they will cast Will Ferrell in the role of Coach Fran.
|22 weeks 2 days ago||Payne was back, but Appling||
Payne was back, but Appling re-re-re-hurt his wrist in the seond half. Otherwise, Sparty would have won by 10.
|22 weeks 2 days ago||I'm okay with this. Let MSU||
I'm okay with this. Let MSU make a tourney run. I want every Big 10 team to do well in the tourney.
At the end of the season, even if MSU is an Elite 8 team* we still own them in 2013-2014.
*I say Elite 8 because while I want them to have a tourney run, let's not let another Final 4 go to their heads.
|23 weeks 1 day ago||1. Bubble wrap all players'||
1. Bubble wrap all players' knees
2. Make them sit down
3. Wait for August 31st
|23 weeks 2 days ago||Considering I was drinking||
Considering I was drinking from a keg on a bus that was taking us to the game.... I'm going to assume that you and GOBLUE4VR are correct. Vipers fault.
And I am old... it was my Soph or Jr. year at UM (1995 or so)
|23 weeks 2 days ago||Reminds me of the only NBA||
Reminds me of the only NBA game I ever "went to;" in college we went to the Palace for a Pistons v. Bulletts game (for you young kids, that's what the Wizards were called before D.C. changed the name because it was the murder capital of the USA)
Anyway, we get to the Palace and the game was cancelled due to the court being wet from some weather/humidity issue. Very odd reason for a basketball game to be cancelled.. like falling metal.
Ok, I'm going back to work now...
|23 weeks 2 days ago||"Peppers, Bunting, Ferns to||
"Peppers, Bunting, Ferns to transfer to Ferris State"
|23 weeks 3 days ago||I bet if I offered to pay you||
I bet if I offered to pay you $100 you'd change your username to "The jtmc33 sponsored writings of formerlyanonymous"
I would then parlay that deal into ""The jtmc33 sponsored writings of formerlyanonymous, brought to you my Miller Lite and Sprint" and at least triple my investment.
Business, man, Businessman.
|23 weeks 3 days ago||"Welcome to the University of||
"Welcome to the University of Michigan... where we create our own headlines before The Onion does it for us"
|24 weeks 10 hours ago||A healthy Delmas would have||
A healthy Delmas would have helped the defense out tremendously over the last 3-4 years. Lions passed over so many game-changing safeties in the draft over the last 4 years in hopes that Delmas would pan out.
Now the Lions need a legit #2 WR, TE, a slot WR, S, and a legit CB with little money to spend in free agency.
At least the OL and RBs are legit for the first time in years (barring any single injury).
|24 weeks 12 hours ago||Yes. They've tried other||
Yes. They've tried other "coaches" that had no business in that position, why not him.
Or Jack Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Carrie Underwood, Paul Rubens, Barbara Bush...
|24 weeks 12 hours ago||Will this be the 8th time||
Will this be the 8th time under Dumars that the "Pistons are going after Izzo"?
|24 weeks 13 hours ago||I'm shocked that there hasn't||
I'm shocked that there hasn't been one player from the U.P. in the last 12 years
|24 weeks 16 hours ago||don't forget about Jake||
don't forget about Jake Pipkens and Jake-Drake Johnson
|24 weeks 1 day ago||Mike Hart||
|24 weeks 1 day ago||Kevin Garnett = Barry Sanders||
Kevin Garnett = Barry Sanders
|24 weeks 1 day ago||"G_ F_ck Y__r_elve_,||
"G_ F_ck Y__r_elve_, B_ckeye_"
|24 weeks 1 day ago||And just so you know, cute||
And just so you know, cute little 5-year old girls should talk to adults with more respect.
|24 weeks 2 days ago||blingblaine: "Jtmc33, what||
blingblaine: "Jtmc33, what you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this Blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
jtmc33: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine."
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Two Words: Billy Madison||
Two Words: Billy Madison
|24 weeks 2 days ago||Ugh... why'd you have to||
Ugh... why'd you have to bring up the first round of the 2012 Tourney
|24 weeks 3 days ago||Took a second for "Southern||
Took a second for "Southern Methodist" to register.
"Texas Christian and California-Los Angeles up next on CBS...."
|24 weeks 4 days ago||Anyone know if he is a sure||
Anyone know if he is a sure 1-3rd rounder or if he's a late round/free agent?
|24 weeks 5 days ago||I watched the BBall game and||
I watched the BBall game and got pissed... Then I put on the first period of the hockey game and got pisseder.
|25 weeks 1 day ago||Well, when Ole Miss said||
Well, when Ole Miss said they'd give him 100k to sign I bet they didn't anticipate this curveball
|25 weeks 1 day ago||Inexperienced, yes.But||
But Funchess at Split End, Butt at TE, and Chesson/Dorbah at WR gives us some experience.
Add Williams at Blocking TE and Norfleet in the slot.
Then we need @2 of the following to step-up in 2014 to create a very good group:
Soph Jones, RFr Hill, York, Dukes, and Freshman Harris, Canteen, Bunting, Ways
I like those odds...
|25 weeks 1 day ago||I generally agree, but, how||
I generally agree, but, how many high school seniors were heart-set on attending Boulder or Arizona State, only to have their parents refuse to allow them (knowing their reasoning wasn't sound)...
Obviously, this situation is very different (considering the No. 1 in-state defensive player wants to play at the nation's No. 1 defense even if "missing class" or party atmosphere is his motiviation); but still, the parents think they are intervening for good reasons.
Unless, of course, it's to get the $250,000 that Urban promised them......
|25 weeks 1 day ago||Sounds like Hawai'i may be||
Given the drama that he has been going through, it Ssounds like Hawai'i may be the best place for him to play his college football...
|25 weeks 1 day ago||2014||
2014 Green/Smith/Hayes/Johnson > 2013 Fitz/Green/Smith
|25 weeks 2 days ago||No mother should ever tell||
No mother should ever tell her sons that they aren't good enough for Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton.
Now tell us that they'd be lucky to owe us $100,000 for services rendered and that it's their loss if they put out a restraining order against us rather than find out wonderful we are...
|25 weeks 2 days ago||It will be a surprise if I||
It will be a surprise if I get any work done tomorrow
|25 weeks 2 days ago||Jennifer Lawrence rings my||
Jennifer Lawrence rings my doorbell and then gives me 101k in small bills for serives rendered.
|25 weeks 2 days ago||The title is "Garnder won't||
The title is "Garnder won't be handed No. 1", which, is the correct interpretation of Hoke's Hoke-esque answer.
In the same way that "Morgan won't be handed No. 1 MLB" and "Clark won't be handed No. 1 WDE" and "Countess won't be handed No. 1 CB".
That's what Spring ball is all about... giving the No. 2, 3, and 4 guys the opening to make a move if they deserve it and the No. 1 guys slip up (Only to re-hash the battle in August)
|25 weeks 2 days ago||Letter: "Dear Coach||
Letter: "Dear Coach Griswold, I have decided to go to Ole Miss because they bought my family a pool. Sincerely, 5* DT from Illinois"
Coach Gris: "If anyone is looking for any last minute gift ideas, I'd like every coach in the SEC wrapped up in a little bow and brought up here ......"
Cousin Eddie to Coach Saban: "You ready to do some kissin'?"
|25 weeks 2 days ago||May we send fruit baskets or||
May we send fruit baskets or jelly-of-the-month memberships?
|25 weeks 2 days ago||How the story was that||
How the story was that Incognito threatened to "Kill his whole family" and then you see that it was a fricken' gif of a crazy-lady and her dog.... pretty sums up how distorted this whole thing was allowed to get
|25 weeks 3 days ago||The Maryland-Rutgers rivalry||
The Maryland-Rutgers rivalry just got real, ya'll!!!!!!
|25 weeks 6 days ago||He looks younger than a||
He looks younger than a 15-year-old LeVert
|25 weeks 6 days ago||I can't believe Ditka traded||
I can't believe Ditka traded all of his draft picks to get a Full Back....
|25 weeks 6 days ago||Half? I heard that all of||
Half? I heard that all of his team is injured....
|25 weeks 6 days ago||The team better be ready for||
The team better be ready for a fight from IU; they just got beat at Nebraska, are outside the bubble looking in, and are going to be desperate for a signature win.
I can't remember beating IU on the road... and I am old.
|26 weeks 12 hours ago||I applaud this Father's||
I applaud this Father's attempt to assure his children are forever true blue....
A conversation in Mr. GOBLUE4EVER's house in 16 years:
Twin 1: Dad, I just got into Northwestern, Yale, and Michigan. I want to talk to you about where I want to go to school.
Twin 2: And Dad, I just go my acceptance letters from U. Chicago, Stanford, and Michigan..."
GOBLUE4EVER: Ok, why don't you grab that picture album of you two wearing your helmets while cuddling together in your crib and then we'll talk....
|26 weeks 14 hours ago||Harvard would play in-state||
Harvard would play in-state UMASS, then their coach's college team Duke, then their coach's former employer Michigan.
Also, IU was #1 last year, G'Town #2, Miami #2, and at this point none would even make the tourney.
|26 weeks 15 hours ago||Right before he pledged Lamda||
Right before he pledged Lamda Lamda Lamda and nailed that accordian playing Omega Mu?
|26 weeks 1 day ago||$1,000,000,000||
I just filled out the bracket -
Michigan opens with Manhattan in the 3 v. 14. Then Virginia, after they beat the Providence/Ariz.State 11-seed play-in. Then it's UM v. #2 Villanova... overtime victory.
UM beats Cindarella #8 Texas in the Elite 8 before the Final Four - beating the South's #5 Loiuville by 12 in a rematch of last year's title game.
In the final UM beats #1 Arizona by 3. Stauskas had only 13 points, but LeVert has 21 and Horford avoids foul trouble and gets 11 rebounds. We all had a lot of fun.
So, we can just stop the season now and raise our banner.
|26 weeks 2 days ago||File under: " No shit I'll||
File under: " No shit I'll play" in 2014
File under: "I'm suing the NFL for my concussion syndrome" in 2024
|26 weeks 3 days ago||Hey, there's a 50% chance||
Hey, there's a 50% chance I'll be 33% right.
|26 weeks 3 days ago||Easy to see a 3-way tie at||
Easy to see a 3-way tie at 14-4 with UM, MSU, and Iowa. Wisconsin looks destined for 13-5 record.
|26 weeks 4 days ago||McGary isn't injured. He's||
McGary isn't injured. He's just hurt.
|26 weeks 5 days ago||Thanks. Maybe when I'm done||
Thanks. Maybe when I'm done with my hot Cider and Beam.
|26 weeks 6 days ago||Sounds like Payne isn't||
Sounds like Payne isn't playing due to injury; Dawson is out for sure. Those playing have lingering injuries.
But the game is in East Lansing.
I think the stress-drinking from 6:55 - 9:00 tomorrow will lead to a pretty stong handover on Sunday.
|27 weeks 3 days ago||jtmc33's Top 10 has UM ranked||
jtmc33's Top 10 has UM ranked #1.
Iowa State #4.
Holy Cross #10.
|27 weeks 3 days ago||According to his interview,||
According to his interview, the Seahawks won solely because he's the best. It had nothing to do with the prior 3.99 quarters or Smith's heads-up play to be in position to catch the deflection.
If this was an interview after a win in week 6, then I probably wouldn't care. But after clinching a trip to the Super Bowl you'd hope that any teamate would spread the wealth a bit.
|29 weeks 2 days ago||"I carried a||
"I carried a Watermelon"
(also - heal up soon Mitch)