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|1 week 9 hours ago||1. The 1997 OSU game and its||
1. The 1997 OSU game and its aftermath. I rank this #1 even though some drunken bastard fell from the tree outside the President's house and landed about 20 feet from me. As I recall, he was saved by a combination of (a) his inebriation, (b) quick-thinking students placing mattresses at the base of the tree, and (c) his hitting every branch on the way down.
2. UTL I.
3. Taking my kids to their first Michigan game last year, and having them hear Jake Butt's name announced for the first time.
|1 week 1 day ago||Very gouda.||
|1 week 4 days ago||Possible Guests||
Everyone who is still alive from The Battle of the Network Stars
David Bowie (surprise!)
|1 week 5 days ago||Needs a Rip Taylor appearance.||
Needs a Rip Taylor appearance.
|1 week 5 days ago||Congratulations, Brian!||
Congratulations, Brian! Being a dad rocks.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||How come nobody ever links to||
How come nobody ever links to the Player Haters Tribune?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Gary is the Anti-Harbaugh.||
Gary is the Anti-Harbaugh.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||Whatever. Wake me up when||
Whatever. Wake me up when Sloppy Secondz are back together.
|8 weeks 4 days ago||I can remember stories about||
I can remember stories about Brian Griese doing the same thing, too.
Michigan football players love to get drunk and punch windows, apparently.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Thank you.||
And why in the hell is Cook a lock for the first round of the NFL draft? 57% completion rating, and decent-not-great passing yards despite being surrounded by excellent coaching and teammates (not talking character here) - how is this special?
|12 weeks 2 days ago||Our baby's all grown up.||
|12 weeks 4 days ago||Everyone on this thread||
Everyone on this thread deserves an upvote.
|13 weeks 5 days ago||Smith||
Dollars to doughnuts Smith's ankle is hindering his ability to make cuts, something that he was not great at to begin with. He really should play as little as possible this week, if at all. Captain Obvious, I know, but ankle injuries are easily exacerbated.
|14 weeks 8 hours ago||That's funny: Urban must have||
That's funny: Urban must have moved the "NO" down a line from where it used to be.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||There's nothing worse than||
There's nothing worse than having a bad taste in your butt.
|17 weeks 1 day ago||I caught the tail-end of the||
I caught the tail-end of the Ode to Joy performance on BTN, and it was awesome. It sounded great, and what a perfect song for yesterday!
|17 weeks 1 day ago||Totally. I don't know why||
Totally. I don't know why people think college football is the sport of hillbilly wannabees.
|18 weeks 5 days ago||2011 was just a way of making||
2011 was just a way of making the next three years even more of a dong punch.
|18 weeks 5 days ago||No, I think it's the Rampage||
No, I think it's the Rampage at Alabama Splash Adventure.
|18 weeks 5 days ago||Nope, I'm pretty sure that||
Nope, I'm pretty sure that was the feedback problem.
|20 weeks 2 days ago||Agreed||
You may want to edit the title of your post, though.
|20 weeks 5 days ago||There should be a duel. Somebody has to go.||
|32 weeks 6 days ago||Right on.||
The Old-Fashioned Fatty at Schwartz's is a thing of beauty.
|32 weeks 6 days ago||Combien de fleur de lis???||
Combien de fleur de lis???
|33 weeks 2 days ago||John Farnham - You're the Voice|
|34 weeks 3 days ago||Are you sure this is legit?||
Are you sure this is legit? I don't see the Freep covering it anywhere. /s
|34 weeks 5 days ago||Never knew the Cobra Kai were||
Never knew the Cobra Kai were all members of the Spirit Department.
|36 weeks 1 day ago||Go Blue!||
|37 weeks 6 days ago||The Michigan review is one||
The Michigan review is one line from a decent haiku.
|38 weeks 2 days ago||Suttons Bay||
Nice area. You can rent bikes and ride a paved bike path all the way to Traverse City.
Also, if you don't have a problem with eating cute baby cows, take a drive and have some veal here:
And there's this:
And this distillery has free tastings, and a horseradish-infused vodka that makes the best Bloody Marys for tailgates: