"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."
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|1 hour 7 min ago||I think it's the loss to||
I think it's the loss to Xavier that's mostly to blame TBH.
|1 hour 9 min ago||It's fun to see just how||
It's fun to see just how awful James Franklin is as a coach.
|1 hour 14 min ago||Is it safe to call this||
Is it safe to call this season a disappointment so far?
I havent seen a single game, but I thought we were supposed to be a solid 10-20 ranked team this season?
|4 hours 16 min ago||I think we can assume he is a||
I think we can assume he is a professional who takes his career seriously, so... doubtful.
|4 hours 19 min ago||Same. I thought we would go||
I thought we would go 7-5 this season. We went 9-3, but OSU stomped our testicles to end it, which is a bad thing.
So? I'm pretty "meh" right about now.
Future is really bright, but the present is pretty poop.
|6 days 6 hours ago||It's a waste of time if all||
It's a waste of time if all of them were already signed to be a Buckeye. Our coaching staff has gone into Alabama and got guys (with the risk of Bama offering and they would be gone). The staff knows how to allocate thier resources. I wouldn't worry about one year where we don't get an Ohio kid. The Buckeyes have been killing us since the class of '15 has been out of diapers. If we could get them or they were worth it, we would be on them. I wouldn't worry about it. It's not a "thing" that people are trying to make it out to be.
|6 days 6 hours ago||MSU also isnt a national||
MSU also isnt a national school. They can't recruit Texas, California, Florida like we can.
|6 days 6 hours ago||Michigan isn't "ignoring"||
Michigan isn't "ignoring" Ohio recruits. The recruits in OHIO are either full blown buckeyes not worth the effort of recruiting or simply not at Michigans level.
I don't know why people are losing thier shit over it.
|1 week 3 hours ago||Public insubordination is||
Public insubordination is totes cool, man.
|1 week 5 hours ago||Without question or remorse.||
Without question or remorse. Yes.
|1 week 5 hours ago||What, did you think there was||
What, did you think there was some fucking secret handshake or something? This isnt 1920 at the old tabernacle, you dolt.
Double check that shit right on outta here.
|1 week 6 hours ago||How lazy do you have to be? I||
How lazy do you have to be? I ask myself these questions. MOve your fingers in a different cycle and BOOM theres your answer, but NOOOOOOOO!
|1 week 6 hours ago||I'm sick at work two days||
I'm sick at work two days before my favorite holiday because some woman who sits accross from me came in sick all last week. OSU couldnt even beat god damned MSU without a fucking QB. I'm pretty wound tight today. And now the ever helpful "I'm in the Peruvian Jungle and I would liek to find a UM friendly bar to watch the game" post. MY ALL TIME FAV.
|1 week 6 hours ago||Does mother fucking Denver||
Does mother fucking Denver not have a god damn BW mother fucking 3 or something? Jesus Christ. You're literally on the god damned internet. Fucking GOOGLE IT.
|1 week 3 days ago||WHOA, you guys have||
WHOA, you guys have dogs?!?
This changes everything.
|1 week 3 days ago||PLease pay attention. First||
PLease pay attention.
First of all he can't AND second of all, why would he?
|1 week 3 days ago||OK I am willing to accept the||
OK I am willing to accept the blame here.
Two scenarios to choose from
A) You have to travel to Ohio during the Michigan - Ohio State game and will miss it, then you have to go to a bar in Ohio to watch a replay of the game with your brother in law who spilled mustard on his shirt and hasnt stopped talking since he was punched in the face in high school
B) You have to drive to Ohio BEFORE the Michigan - Ohio State game where you will arrive at your wifes families house and pick up her brother who spilled mustard on his shiort and hasnt shut up since gettting punched in the face in high school and then you can drive to a local bar (In Dayton?) to watch the game as it happens.
All of this while also not being able to make up a story about the things that are actually happening to you.
A or B ?
|1 week 3 days ago||Man tries with all his might||
Man tries with all his might to craft a story in order to communicate how awful it would be to have to watch the game in a bar in Ohio with his wifes family, but he can't make one up.
Man heads to mgoblog to post a very poorly worded and hard to understand story about how he couldn't quite make up a story about a man who has to watch a football game in an Ohio bar with his wifes family.
Congrats, we did it.
|1 week 3 days ago||I just can't imagine that.||
I just can't imagine that.
|1 week 3 days ago||Man "is forced" to travel to||
Man "is forced" to travel to Ohio to watch the football game and also visit with his wife's family (to his literal unimagineable horror).
|1 week 3 days ago||I thought you said you had to||
I thought you said you had to travel to Ohio well in advance of the game. So far in advance, in fact, that you would be able to travel once more to a bar in order to watch the game.
I'm trying to get the details accurate for my story. Your imagination is both awful and apparently cloudy with the details.
|1 week 3 days ago||A completely unimaginative||
A completely unimaginative dick, to be clear.
|1 week 3 days ago||Let's try it. I will||
Let's try it. I will start.
"Michigan fan marries woman from Ohio."
|1 week 3 days ago||He can't make this up though.||
He can't make this up though.
|1 week 3 days ago||You couldnt make up a story||
You couldnt make up a story where you have to watch a football game in Ohio?
|1 week 4 days ago||When you talk about play||
When you talk about play action plays you're talking about deception, man. When you talk about deception what you're REALLY talking about is trying to be sneaky and I don't dig sneaky, ok? Like when I order a fruit cup and they fill it with that green melon. What is that crap anyway, man? BUt like I was saying before when you try to do something when youre talking about being deceptive every once in a while you trick even yourself into doing something some people might call dumb, but if it's dumb to a person who is decieved by your deception I was talking about earlier then is it really dumb or was it the right play all along?
WIn the game, man.
|1 week 5 days ago||If it were Houston I would||
If it were Houston I would agree but it's Texas. You don't go to Texas to play for Strong or Brown or whomever, IMHO. You go there because it's Texas.
|1 week 5 days ago||Can't say I blame him. He is||
Can't say I blame him. He is being slow played by UofM and told he isn't a priority to EE (which he wants to do) and Texas is telling him he is a priotiry and he can EE if he wants... why wouldnt he go to Texas?
|1 week 5 days ago||Same. I really like Jackson.||
Same. I really like Jackson. He is a "play as a freshman" typ eof cat.
I really like Kelly too, but he would have to sit a year, but the kid is a freak.
|1 week 5 days ago||We still haven't figured out||
We still haven't figured out it's stupid to go after closers in the off-season.
Well I'll be damned.