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|41 min 42 sec ago||Nobody cares what I think,||
Nobody cares what I think, Hab.
|42 min 48 sec ago||Thank you for your opinion on||
Thank you for your opinion on it.
|1 hour 11 min ago||Like what you just did? Are||
Like what you just did?
Are you sure you aren't Magnus? You are a lot like Magnus.
|1 hour 18 min ago||I'm an A guy espeically being||
I'm an A guy espeically being that I live in the south.
This is different though! And that's my point.
I want to point out that social media has created an environment where people think other people want to hear stories about thier kids. They don't. Nobody does save maybe grandma and grandpa and even then it probably gets a little annoying.
Other things people don't want to hear about: your crossfit, your weight loss goals, your "crew" or your "squad", your dog JESUS CHRIST your fucking dog, your vacation, your last meal, the meal you're cooking now, your new kicks, your DIY project, your latest awful hair style choice...
I guess I just mean to say that it's game week. Go do whatever it is that you do with the people you do it with, but for gods sakes man... and I mean this not as a put down or what ever the fuck anybody wants to call it, but for gods sake nobody cares.
I hope the OPs kid enjoys the game, his life, everything. I'm an asshole. I should never have commented on this whole thing. It's just that nobody cares.
|2 hours 30 min ago||Get over it, dude.||
Get over it, dude. Seriously.
I wasn't unkind to anyone except you who just HAD to point out how disappointed I made you with my comment about the OP.
You have to have the last comment about something you're wrong about.
|2 hours 58 min ago||Maybe you can teach some||
Maybe you can teach some other people about how to live thier lives sometime.
|3 hours 58 sec ago||While you're up there on your||
While you're up there on your pulpit could you throw me a few prayers as well?
|3 hours 59 min ago||If a random stranger walked||
If a random stranger walked up to me and started telling me about some story about him and his kid I would absolutely tell him "I am creeped out by this. I don't know you. Are you ok? Do you need to find your friends?"
|4 hours 3 min ago||I didn't rip on the OP. If||
I didn't rip on the OP. If anything it was a CSB moment from me to him.
It's nice you have some sort of feels about one particular commenter and his personal story with his son you've never met, but it certainly doesn't mean I or anyone else has to.
Also peculiar is this strange "blog peacemaker" role you've carved out for yourself in your own head. It's not needed. Pretty self important assumption to make.
And with zero due respect you don't even know 99.9999% of people on this planet so you certainly dont care about them. It's not a bandwagon. It's a reality of the world.
Also, you came at me...
|4 hours 30 min ago||You freaked out. You lost||
You freaked out. You lost control. Bad look.
Funny, the loose cannon who wrote "keep your fucking mouth shut" is calling me the internet tough guy.
Apologies. I wouldn't want to get you all riled up again.
|4 hours 56 min ago||Easy there dad... Just||
Easy there dad...
Just because I don't roll a tear about a story you seem to find sentimental for some reason doesn't mean you should pull a proper "commenter melt down session" in the middle of a Monday.
It's just jokes any way, bud. But of course I'm the one that doesn't find joy in life...
|5 hours 11 min ago||Where did I put down this||
Where did I put down this rather personal story which was shared with a bunch of people the OP doesn't know?
People over share about thier kids. It's a fact.
Personally, I find these stories annoying, but I never put down the story.
I did say I find it creepy that other people assume that I am supposed to love stories about some strangers kids.
|5 hours 47 min ago||Stories about other peoples||
Stories about other peoples kids are supposed to fill me with joy?
Seems super creepy to me.
|6 hours 11 min ago||I cried once when I was on||
I cried once when I was on the roof fixing a shingle that had popped loose. Missed the nail and smacked my thumb with the hammer. Damn that shit was awful.
|17 hours 53 min ago||Pretty sure he started for||
Pretty sure he started for them. RR can't recruit linemen though obviously.
|3 days 1 hour ago||So you actually do think god||
So you actually do think god thinks America is better than everywhere else?
|3 days 1 hour ago||That was an epic Carlin rant||
That was an epic Carlin rant to be fair. Not my original thought, although I do believe every word of it.
That'll be a hard pass on the pastor chat. I've thought about it and it's a no.
I'm not angry about it. I just find the cycle of religious people substituting prayers for action a bit comical. Also the foregone conclusion in some parts of our society that a christian man equals a good man. It really takes zero effort to go sit in a church and hang your head and think about things. It takes a lot to be good and do good.
|3 days 3 hours ago||"God bless America!" Once||
"God bless America!" Once again, respectfully, I say to myself: "What the fuck does that mean?" God bless America? Is that a request? Is that a demand? Is that a suggestion? Politicians say it at the end of every speech as if it were some sort of verbal tick that they can't get rid of. "God bless you and God bless America! God bless you and God bless America!" I guess they figure that if they leave it out someone's gonna think they're bad Americans! Let me tell you a little secret about God, folks: God does not give a flyin' fuck about America. OK? He doesn't care! He never cared about this country! He never has, he never will. He doesn't care about this country anymore than he cares about Mongolia Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, the Suez Canal or the North Pole! He simply doesn't care, OK? He doesn't care! Listen! There are 200 countries in the world now! Do these people honestly think that God is sitting around picking out his favorites? Why would he do that? Why would God have a favorite country? And why would it be America out of all the countries? Because you have the most money? Because he likes our National Anthem? Maybe it's because he heard we have 18 delicious flavors of Classic Rice-A-Roni? It's delusional thinking! And America is not alone with this sort of delusions. Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their fucking time! Could it be... everyone? Now... now... If people wanna say "God Bless America", that's their business, I don't care, but here's what I don't understand: If they say "God Bless America", presumably, they believe in God and if they do, they must have heard, God loved everyone! That's what he said, he loved everyone and loved them equally! So why would these people ask God to do something that went against his own teachings? You know what these "God Bless America" people oughta do? They oughta check with that Jesus fellow they're so crazy about. They're always talking about "What would Jesus do?" They don't wanna know so they can do it - they just wanna know so they can tell other people to do it! Well, I'll tell you what Jesus would have done. I'll tell you what Jesus would have done! He would have gone up on the top of the Empire State Building and said: "God bless everyone around the world forever and ever 'till the end of time!" That's what Jesus would have done, and that's what these people should do, or else they should admit that "God Bless America" is really just some sort of an empty slogan, with no real meaning except for something vague like "good luck!" Good luck, America! You're on your own!... which is a little bit closer to the truth!
|3 days 3 hours ago||If you really believed in||
If you really believed in Jesus shouldn't it be "pray for everyone?"
|3 days 4 hours ago||We won the pennant TWICE! We||
We won the pennant TWICE!
We went to 3 straight ALCS!
You obviously have no idea how hard that is.
Just for your information it's so difficult the Tigers last did so in 1909.
It's cool though, keep thinking you're rigth because JV cursed out a fucking pitching coach one time.
|3 days 6 hours ago||To take one of the most||
To take one of the most historic pitching seasons in the modern era and reduce it down to that one moment is why I hate most sports fans.
I hope you called a radio show to bitch about how "arrogant" JV was or how "old school" Leyland was.
Detroit likes to consider themselves a great sports town but my god the fans are too stupid to even enjoy when they have it good.
|3 days 7 hours ago||Is 2011 really that long ago||
Is 2011 really that long ago that you can't remember?
|4 days 3 hours ago||Why on earth would you||
Why on earth would you actually go to a game if you are eighty years old? That's crazy.
|6 days 4 hours ago||You may want to brush up on||
You may want to brush up on the definition of humor.
|1 week 3 hours ago||Oh my god, guys. What are we||
Oh my god, guys. What are we going to do?
|1 week 3 days ago||Dude. No. A 6'10" man should||
A 6'10" man should NOT be 390 lbs! That is not a healthy weight at all. It is not "fine."
Just because most Americans sit around on thier couches watching Price is Right and Judge Mathis eating blocks of cheese doesn't mean it's "fine."
If you are over 300 lbs, I dont give a shit if you're 8 feet tall, you're too heavy. Unless you are a pro football player, and even then it isn't sustainable. You'll die by 60. Not to mention if you aren't an athlete you're almost assuredly an inefficiency in society. Get the fuck off your ass and try to look like a human is supposed to look.
I hate fat people. HATE them. There is no excuse for you. I don't feel bad for you. I don't want to pay for you to get "better" from eating tubs of frosting with a spoon. It's disgustig and I really don't care about "body shaming." If you are over 300 lbs you absolutely should be ashamed of yourself.
|1 week 3 days ago||I assume the human cardiac||
I assume the human cardiac muscles, if they could scream.
|1 week 3 days ago||No human being is "fine" at||
No human being is "fine" at 375.
|1 week 3 days ago||So... #FireHarbaugh ?||
So... #FireHarbaugh ?
|1 week 4 days ago||Lochte got drunk, acted like||
Lochte got drunk, acted like a complete asshole, made up some bullshit story to piss on an already poor country in tough times to protect himself.
Pretty typical for him. Guy is a complete piece of shit.
You'll see his old, fat, drunk-swollen head in court in about 25 years on NBC for some drunken stupidity and everyone will nod thier head and say "Oh yea, I vaguely remember that idoit. Yep, seems about right." and he will go to jail.
Good for him. He had a good run.