I think th eonly ones still in their jobs are ferenz, hope (for now), dantonio, bielima and fitzzgerald. gone: RR, Brewster, Tressel, Joe Pa (cooome to pennn staaate), indiana guy, zook.
that song ruled. Billy SIms rookie year opened 5-0, Jimmy Spiderman Allen, number one draft pick from ND, no? That was the theme song of my sixth grade.
Those women look like the hookers missing from Dallas since 1982/ And Bottom Left dude looks like Jeff Fisher on meth. MAybe that is Jeff Fisher getting his game face on for his St Louis gig.
for starters you can ask where was urban in 1982 and was he in Dallas hanging out with craig james. i would hate to blame CRAIG JAMES FOR HAVING KILLED FIVE HOOKERS if it was really URBAN MEYER WHO KILLED FIVE HOOKERS
Neither have i seen any evidence that DEREK DOOLEY HAS SEX WITH PIGS so i too will wihthhold judgmnent. But Craig James on the other hand allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and accordingly is running for the Senate.
Does this make him think twice about his UT commitment? baggett gone, arnett getting screwed, any chance Danny makes a change, hopefully not to sparty?
the slams are well deserved. the girls at michigan are either untouchable goddesses (there are four or five every given year) or look like men. unlike RCMB and golden bobcat U where there are tons of totally bangable chicks. and down here in SEC country the scale is off the charts. sorry.
if i had enough you know whats i would click something that gave you more you know whats on this. maybe its just cuz i grew up at 910 dewey. you know, burns park, tappan, the whole deal.
i was just thinking to myself how awesome this installment was. it was a great news day for brian he had so much to work with i was just waiting for this to come out and it was so awesome i can't stand it.
OK it's like two days later and this is still cracking me up. "You are in the wrong place mister." I have literally been mumbling it to myself for two days now: "tired of sparty shazenfrued? can't stand it anymore? wrong place mister." I was just now taking the trash out carrying a 40 lb plastic bag and singing "tired of sparty shatenfrued? can't stand it anymore? wrong place mister." you are special brian and not in a short bus kind of way. rasta.
i just watched it again myself and it reminded me of why denard is so awesome. that was the last game denard was denard. watch it again. he wuz da bomb.
He is no better a recruiter than anyone else at Florida was and his record of success without Tim Tebow (at FL) is less than stellar. ANyone OSU gets will be able to recruit well there, and there are lots of better game day coaches out there than Meyer. Good coach, reputation far exceeds his abilities.
but i wrote it in the first person, so unless you are using the royal "we" you all have to determine nothing regarding the consistency of my dumb assery. i am merely thanking the mathlete for providing the methodology for me to determine the percentages - the question marks were of course rhetorical. but your condescension is duly noted. cheers.
i've begun to run my life by asking what would the mathlete do to my percentages if i do something or other. like, what does clicking "confirm friend" with an old girlfirend on facebook do to the odds of my marriage not crumbling? Minuus 6.2% Is she's hot? Minus 14.8%? What does taking these shrooms do to the odds of me waking up in jail? Plus 62%? Thank you mathlete for changing my life. Knowledge is power.
where the hell craig james fits in all this. dead hookers in lubbock and now this in state college. the man could sure cover some ground, and not just on the gridiron.
You also can't be older than a certain age in most states to take advantage of 16 year old consenter. i.e., a 16 yr old can't give consent to someone older than 25 or so in most states. I am told. This is not the voice of experience talking. I have no reason to know this stuff personally. Really.
...ever again. Ever. Can you imagine his reception in Columbus? If I am a PSU admin, him taking the field to wild cheering and support would be just as crushingly humiliating - i'd be embarrassed by all the non-parents in the student section screaming we love you joe. I just don't see how he ever ever takes the field again.
torin dorn played at southfield lathrup played with raiders, eric ball with ypsi high played at UCLA and then bengals, and way back max something or other who played for the jets in SB III played at AA Pi Hi. Brian Vooletich played RB and then went on the play for Perles at MSU. That's all i can think of off the top of my head.
when i played at pioneer we had the awesome plain white helmets and single purple stripe like penn state that was so dope....oh wait, that's not cool anymore. thank joe pa.
putting that in writing is like, bad ju ju. like the guy who wrote to adam rittenburg two months ago about how iowa should stop playing iowa state anymore because it't not even a rivalry anymore.
ozone rules apply to this game - must be under the influence of no less than three mood altering substances. for most of the UM alum that means rocking the merlot vicoden xanax buzz but for those of us who got in for reasons other than high school academic excellence that would be the volcano vaporizer/miller light/mushroom concoction.
it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance. i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game. the ending hurt but we deserved it.
it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance. i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game. the ending hurt but we deserved it.
man i thought the article was done and then i saw "more after the jump" and was all like, hell yes, i am so glad that douche who posted yesterday he wants less mgoblog becasue of info overload did not get his way. more after the jump indeed - after the jump came the cross species reference and if douche had gotten his way i never would have seen Ace's masterspecie. thanks ace.
i'd rather they open the big house during an away game and show the game on the megatron screen like red wing away playoff games in joe louis. waaay bettter than a wedding or slippery rock. besides, when i was a kid they let slippery rock play an opening game when we were at wisconsin and i think we lost that game. slippery rock bad ju ju.
giving us a a B seems ridiculous considering i watched that D get gashed by everyone they've played and the offense being pathetic excpet for four jump balls. i may be a glass half empty kind of guy, but if i was this UM team bringing home a progress report with a C i would be thrilled. if this team is not dramatically improved by saturday they will take a collar. truth.
I saw them line up in the 3-3-5 on third and goal from the 2 v PSU. I saw it happen and right then and there I no longer had any excuses for GERG. I got up and de-friended RichRod on Facebook immediately and would have de-friended GERG if i had him as a friend. i would have posted somehting on his wall first though. So GERG DID make us suck...worse than we would have sucked if anyone else had been DC. I want GERG dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground. I want salt poured on the ground so nothing will ever grow there again. King Kong aint got nothin on me.
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or is it hear hear? whichever. i agree.
#rememberthefive
I think th eonly ones still in their jobs are ferenz, hope (for now), dantonio, bielima and fitzzgerald. gone: RR, Brewster, Tressel, Joe Pa (cooome to pennn staaate), indiana guy, zook.
that song ruled. Billy SIms rookie year opened 5-0, Jimmy Spiderman Allen, number one draft pick from ND, no? That was the theme song of my sixth grade.
Those women look like the hookers missing from Dallas since 1982/ And Bottom Left dude looks like Jeff Fisher on meth. MAybe that is Jeff Fisher getting his game face on for his St Louis gig.
allegedly homie. CRAIG JAMES allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. Urban Meyer's whereabouts at that time is also unaccounted for.
for starters you can ask where was urban in 1982 and was he in Dallas hanging out with craig james. i would hate to blame CRAIG JAMES FOR HAVING KILLED FIVE HOOKERS if it was really URBAN MEYER WHO KILLED FIVE HOOKERS
Oregons chrome was so dope i would not mind seeing UM do the two-toned chrome for its Brandon Traditionfest alternate uni's next year.
Neither have i seen any evidence that DEREK DOOLEY HAS SEX WITH PIGS so i too will wihthhold judgmnent. But Craig James on the other hand allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and accordingly is running for the Senate.
Does this make him think twice about his UT commitment? baggett gone, arnett getting screwed, any chance Danny makes a change, hopefully not to sparty?
the slams are well deserved. the girls at michigan are either untouchable goddesses (there are four or five every given year) or look like men. unlike RCMB and golden bobcat U where there are tons of totally bangable chicks. and down here in SEC country the scale is off the charts. sorry.
if i had enough you know whats i would click something that gave you more you know whats on this. maybe its just cuz i grew up at 910 dewey. you know, burns park, tappan, the whole deal.
but they are so sweet it hurts me
"Let's walk down and fuck them all."
I mean, where as Urban could it be the URBAN MEYER allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?
Where are the Schadenfruede links? I want Schadenfruede and I want it now!
but i can't help myself - i want him so bad. no homo.
i was just thinking to myself how awesome this installment was. it was a great news day for brian he had so much to work with i was just waiting for this to come out and it was so awesome i can't stand it.
OK it's like two days later and this is still cracking me up. "You are in the wrong place mister." I have literally been mumbling it to myself for two days now: "tired of sparty shazenfrued? can't stand it anymore? wrong place mister." I was just now taking the trash out carrying a 40 lb plastic bag and singing "tired of sparty shatenfrued? can't stand it anymore? wrong place mister." you are special brian and not in a short bus kind of way. rasta.
i married a chick from owosso. one of the brazil sisters. the internet is so small.
Stats prove everything ask the freakanomic dude
or is it here here? whichever. like, totally.
i just watched it again myself and it reminded me of why denard is so awesome. that was the last game denard was denard. watch it again. he wuz da bomb.
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He is no better a recruiter than anyone else at Florida was and his record of success without Tim Tebow (at FL) is less than stellar. ANyone OSU gets will be able to recruit well there, and there are lots of better game day coaches out there than Meyer. Good coach, reputation far exceeds his abilities.
but i wrote it in the first person, so unless you are using the royal "we" you all have to determine nothing regarding the consistency of my dumb assery. i am merely thanking the mathlete for providing the methodology for me to determine the percentages - the question marks were of course rhetorical. but your condescension is duly noted. cheers.
i've begun to run my life by asking what would the mathlete do to my percentages if i do something or other. like, what does clicking "confirm friend" with an old girlfirend on facebook do to the odds of my marriage not crumbling? Minuus 6.2% Is she's hot? Minus 14.8%? What does taking these shrooms do to the odds of me waking up in jail? Plus 62%? Thank you mathlete for changing my life. Knowledge is power.
where the hell craig james fits in all this. dead hookers in lubbock and now this in state college. the man could sure cover some ground, and not just on the gridiron.
You also can't be older than a certain age in most states to take advantage of 16 year old consenter. i.e., a 16 yr old can't give consent to someone older than 25 or so in most states. I am told. This is not the voice of experience talking. I have no reason to know this stuff personally. Really.
thanks in advance to you and to Ace as well who i am counting on not to jinx us again by saying something like "I just can't see us losing to Iowa"
...ever again. Ever. Can you imagine his reception in Columbus? If I am a PSU admin, him taking the field to wild cheering and support would be just as crushingly humiliating - i'd be embarrassed by all the non-parents in the student section screaming we love you joe. I just don't see how he ever ever takes the field again.
torin dorn played at southfield lathrup played with raiders, eric ball with ypsi high played at UCLA and then bengals, and way back max something or other who played for the jets in SB III played at AA Pi Hi. Brian Vooletich played RB and then went on the play for Perles at MSU. That's all i can think of off the top of my head.
when i played at pioneer we had the awesome plain white helmets and single purple stripe like penn state that was so dope....oh wait, that's not cool anymore. thank joe pa.
but you and i were meant to be together
THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE ... AND WE LET EM OF THE HOOK!! (Storms off in a huff)
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putting that in writing is like, bad ju ju. like the guy who wrote to adam rittenburg two months ago about how iowa should stop playing iowa state anymore because it't not even a rivalry anymore.
and is the reason the great black hole on both lines coming up should not result in anything less than 9-3.
ozone rules apply to this game - must be under the influence of no less than three mood altering substances. for most of the UM alum that means rocking the merlot vicoden xanax buzz but for those of us who got in for reasons other than high school academic excellence that would be the volcano vaporizer/miller light/mushroom concoction.
it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance. i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game. the ending hurt but we deserved it.
it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance. i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game. the ending hurt but we deserved it.
way to work the urban dictionary word of the day into your post. nice work.
craig james should mediate this dispute. he knows what is best for us.
Is a proper noun so you should capitalize it unless you like people thinking you went to tosu and are trolling.
man i thought the article was done and then i saw "more after the jump" and was all like, hell yes, i am so glad that douche who posted yesterday he wants less mgoblog becasue of info overload did not get his way. more after the jump indeed - after the jump came the cross species reference and if douche had gotten his way i never would have seen Ace's masterspecie. thanks ace.
When was the last time we lost to Urban Meyer? Never? tOSU can have him. He don't scare Hillbilly Jihad.
giving us a a B seems ridiculous considering i watched that D get gashed by everyone they've played and the offense being pathetic excpet for four jump balls. i may be a glass half empty kind of guy, but if i was this UM team bringing home a progress report with a C i would be thrilled. if this team is not dramatically improved by saturday they will take a collar. truth.